It's Christmas Eve, and that means gifts, and the gift I have for you is this:
It's gonzo SF BDSM erotica at its finest (assuming there isn't a LOT of gonzo SF BDSM erotica out there, which seems a safe bet. In fact, this may be the only such story in this niche, which would make it THE finest example of gonzo SF BDSM erotica out there!) And it's absolutely FREE through January 1. Just click on the pic, or click right here to be taken to Smashwords for a fun, and hopefully funny, erotica reading experience.
The Onion does some flip and fun humor, one of the few humor sources anywhere that can make me actually laugh out loud. This video did not make me laugh out loud, but I liked it MUCH better than Onion videos that made me laugh out loud, because it has a nasty, concealed undercurrent of anger about a social issue under its light, frothy exterior. It's like a Thomas Kinkaid landscape on the surface, with a pit of boiling acid underneath. That's what gives the humor its edge, the tension between the mundane story of a social media rockstar on the surface, and what's being said about how well people are compensated for their work underneath. I'm sure what fuels the pit of boiling acid is that the Onion writers feel the burn personally.
And to keep things bondage-y, here's a link to a nice Vimeo video full of sexy bondage images with a jazzy tune to carry it along, and look below for a Youtube video from Rapture Products that appears to be a straight up commercial for steel bondage restraints, which seems to be getting away with a lot in the area of "being too sexy for Youtube," though granted, there's no nudity.
(Sadly but predictably, the account that provided the video I cited back in 2013 has been terminated. WTG, Youtube censors.)
