Put out an ABB, STAT!

I recognize this sexy, sexy kidnapped Hooter's girl! It's Brooke Thomsen! Put out an ABB for this KBM pronto! No telling what she's up to! (ABB=All Bondage Bulletin, KBM is Known Bondage Model, of course.)

Image source: Brooke Thomsen, in a shoot from DGBondage.com. Looks like she's photoshopped into a truck interior. Now THIS is a kidnapper with taste!

A Hooters Girl Too Far

"I've been stiffed on tips before, but this is just going TOO FAR!"

Other options:

When they said Hooters Girl training was rigorous, they really meant it!

The other Hooters Girls thought her body was too much to compete with, but this was not the way to even the playing field.

Other Hooters waitresses got to serve as caddies at charity golf tournaments. She was the official bondagee at the Kinky Invitational Tournament secretly held at Dragoncon this year.