What Is It About Bondage That Brings Rock Music To Life?

                "Bow down before the one you serve, you're going to get what you deserve!"

Image source: Kink.com shoot 8876, "Brunettes Have More Fun: Sweet Revenge" starring Felony (top) Jessie Cox (bottom left) and Krissy Lynn (bottom right).

The Labor Day Weekend Continues To Be Sexy

Having all sorts of fun promoting socialist causes and my kinky erotica at the same time: now THIS is how you do a Labor Day sale! Speaking of which, buy my book "Shopping Park Slave" about a beautiful day in a park, in a world where money doesn't matter so much any more.

Disclaimer: (Democratic Socialists of America, a fine organization, had absolutely nothing to do with the production of this ad. Like most political organizations, they are totally against sexy stuff. No political organization can be down with sexy stuff, much less kinky sexy stuff, generally because of all the rapey sex stuff their leadership tends to get up to.)

Image source: Sexy art created by me using GIMP, Civitai and Second Life.

Today's Bondage Tempest In A Teapot

India's got 999,999,999 problems but this ad ain't one of them. Image source: almost every news site on the Web yesterday. Maybe broadcast TV, too, but who watches that any more?
A recent ad not run in India by Ford's advertising agency has got the Web media in a furor.

Wait ... not run? That's right, Ford never ran the ad, the ads "somehow" got leaked to the media. So, at some point someone said, don't run this ad. So in essence all this furor is over something that did not happen. But in another respect, it's something that did happen ... that Ford has no responsibility for.

But what's wrong with the ad, you wonder? It looks like a goofy, funny play on damsel in distress themes as seen in SO MANY TV shows and movies and such, with former Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi driving around with three bound, gagged women representing his political troubles (the hot, ball-gagged policewoman is especially nice, looks like an Alazar damsel) in the spacious trunk of his Ford.

The ad is arousing a furor because it comes on the tails of the infamous Delhi rape, in which a gang of young men attacked a young couple on a public bus, severely beating the husband and raping the wife to death. To. Death. They used something described as an "iron rod" to sodomize her. The horrific case aroused an international furor, and much of Indian society, especially female Indian society, was as furored as anyone else.

Apparently there is a huge rape culture problem in India, which I presciently covered before the Delhi rape. It's fueled by a large population of uneducated, poor, often illiterate young men who have little prospect of finding a decent place in Indian society (and by all accounts, you REALLY don't want to live in any of the indecent places in Indian society) and with little or no prospect of getting laid, as India has sadly absorbed the memes of sexual prudery from the Muslims and the Victorian Brits.


These Indian temple sculptures represent the distant past of Indian culture. Sadly, it's easy to understand how a culture which was once so vigorously, happily sex-positive as represented here, could turn into a rape-infested festival of prudery one billion strong. Image source: the Web.
India needs to deal directly with the social, political and other factors that made this rape happens, and the perpetrators (who have been found) need to experience the full extent of justice for their crimes. (I am anti-death penalty but some criminals do things so horrible that I can't be bothered to care about them, no matter what their fate. The New Delhi rapists fall into that category, for me.)

Maybe it's not a good idea to have a culture that ensures you will have a large population of young men (and women) that can't make money or get laid or get some basic respect in their culture. Four hour movies full of dancing and singing happy people might not be enough to make up for that, y'know?

But here's the thing. The ad images are fantasy imagery. Fun, lighthearted fantasy imagery. The Delhi rape was real life. They're not the same thing. They should not be conflated. Cartoon Silvio Berlusconi driving around with cartoon hotties bound and gagged in the trunk of his car is not about the Delhi rape, though to judge from the many, many pearl-clutching posts about it that I've read, you'd think that the Ford ad (which never ran) was virtually a CELEBRATION of the Delhi rape.

Come on, people, stay on the sane track. Reality, fantasy, two different things. Not the same! How many times do I have to tell you this?


There's also this ad showing Paris Hilton driving around with the Kardashians bound and gagged in the trunk of a nice Ford car, which ALSO did not run. There's even an ad with three men bound and gagged in the back of a car, which not only did not run, but did not get covered. Well, at least the media is getting something right. Image source: every damn news/celebrity website in existence.

Aubrey O'Day Naked Tied and Gagged, For Reals

Aubrey O'Day, naked and chained for a spread in Playboy Magazine. Tasty! Image source: Playboy.com.
Aubrey O'Day is an American singer, songwriter, model, fashion designer and reality TV star who's used her silky golden skin, gorgeous figure and beautiful blond hair into a low-level celebrity status. She can sing, too, apparently.


Aubrey O'Day, gagged for the Noh8 campaign. Tasty! Image source: Noh8 campaign.
Now with most celebrities, you don't get a lot of nudity and bondage, and you don't get them together when you do, but O'Day is generous with the bondage and nudity, undoubtedly because her remarkable looks have extended the range of her career. Don't get me wrong, she's a very competent singer, as good as most pop singers, maybe better. But all you need to get a very good music video for her is put her in something sexy and let her do some dancing and singing.


Aubrey O'Day strapped and tied in what appears to be a vidcap from her music video.
Take the picture above, it's common enough for vocalists to wear something with black straps on it so the celeb websites will go "Kinky" because they don't know from kinky, but O'Day is not only appearing in what appears to be straps and very little else, she also is leashed or tied to something as well. Actual bondage! Who's a thunk it?


Aubrey O'Day on just another day at the beach, wearing a fringed micro thong that leaves you wondering not if, but when, her vagina will be flashing others (Full disclosure: it never does.).
Even when she's not naked or in bondage, O'Day has a taste for the risque. The fringed bikini bottom she wears above does not expose any part of her womanly parts, but its design makes it appear that it will do so at any second. Now THAT'S fashion design! And O'Day is the only person I've ever seen wearing anything like it. This is one hot celebrity!

Ye Olde Sex Toys

Over on I09, a site I usually go to in order to get my science fiction/science fact hits, they have an article entitled "Hilarious and Unsexy Historical Erotic Toys." The article really delivers what its title promises: the toys are hilarious in their clumsy attempts to be sexy, and completely unsexy by modern standards. Maybe in the day when a glimpse of a stockinged ankle was major boner material they were something, but by modern standards, they are hilariously lame. Check it out, it's interesting and fun, even with the stupid stars. (The article is censored, with stars blocking out the hilariously unsexy genitals and nipples of the images on the toys, Gawker claiming that it is a "family company.")

For the record: companies may be owned and run by families, but they are not people, hence can't be "family companies." They're just machines for making money. Nothing wrong with that, unless you start letting them sway elections with huge cash outlays (see: "machines for making money") under the misapprehension that they are people and have free speech rights. Now THAT would be hilariously stupid!

"Listen here, Miss Corporation, you have the same right to speech that any other corporation has: the right to remain silent!"

Image source: Chloe Camille in Kink.com shoot 10443.

Protester Wears A Slut Gag

"My lips are sealed!" Image source: alamy.com.
Here's a nice image from the Toronto Life website, part of a gallery of images that include quite a few wild and wacky and sometimes almost naked people expressing the sentiment that no means no and that slut shaming should not be part of our response to rape and sexual harrassment. Check it out!

I'm totally down with that. A woman SHOULD be able to walk down any street at any time of day or night and nobody should be able to harass her, much less rape her. Women's freedom is everybody's freedom. Good on the lot of them!

How To Get Rid Of Cellulite aka Jak Się Pozbyć Cellulitu

"Bachelor Number 2, you can have any of the slavegirls we have captured. All you have to do is get to her from your present position ... by crawling without letting any portion of your body get over 18 inches above the floor!" (Turns gas jets on full power.) 
Image source: vidcap from the movie "How To Get Rid of Cellulite."
I have never seen the scene described here, in fact the nice gag pic here was the best I could do for bondage imagery from the film. But damn, is that a great scene, or what? Three different damsels in three different forms of bondage, two of them tape gagged, all of them pretty and dressed in sexy underwear, with three guys in suits opposite them, a flaming floor between them. I had no idea that getting rid of cellulite was so much fun!

Empowered Meets Wonder Woman

Captioning on my part would be gilding the lily. And I know better than that!
Permit me to introduce you to the work of GrouchoM, another Deviantart sort of guy (if that is indeed his real name!). His specialty is drawing artwork based on existing animated images and comics. He appears to be a big fan of Totally Spies, but he also does Teen Titans, Drew Saturday, Fantastic Four, various anime and manga ... he goes wherever his sense of humor leads him. His specialty is humorous captions, and as you can tell from this image, he's got a great feel for making his characters' speech exactly match the original, which greatly ramps up the humor. And he also has a nice way of ramping up the bondage and damsel in distress imagery in his art, though he stays within the confines of the original character (i.e., the costumes tend to stay on).

As you may know, I'm a big fan of Empowered and Wonder Woman, so this comic really pushes my buttons.

In this case, Empowered's bumbling foot-in-mouth geek girl style of speech perfectly fits the occasion as she gushes over Wonder Woman but manages to do so in a way that just might infuriate her. Great stuff, and there's plenty more like it on is DeviantArt gallery, so hustle on over there and get some laughs!

Can I Get A Second Opinion Here?

"Look, I know I shouted "Help!" earlier, but I'd be so dreadfully embarrassed to need help from, um ... you guys ..."
The image is from a music video by Israeli musician Yoni Bloch, a lampoon of superhero tropes, though not done with the intelligence and viciousness displayed by my favorite superhero lampooner, Seanbaby. Still, it's a music video, whaddya expect? You can watch the video here. Action starts near the end of the video.

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Big Tits Bound and Gagged and Squeezened!

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Jackson, Swift, Strahovski and Mirren In Bondage; Frazetta on Thoris!

Yvonne Strahovski can't complain!
Yvonne Strahovski, Janet Jackson, Taylor Swift and Helen Mirren have been dragged kicking and screaming ... well, trying to kick and scream ... into the Celebrities in Bondage department of Bondagerotica. Yowzah! Even Helen Mirren gets a Yowzah! She was a really naked hottie back in the day! You can check them out here!

In other news, Frank Frazetta's contribution to the world's supply of sexy Dejah Thoris imagery is recognized in our Search for the Real Dejah Thoris. Man was a genius ... of COURSE he got the memo on naked Dejah Thoris!

Naomi Campbell Bound and Gagged: Firsts in Bondage Fixed

Naomi Campbell looking gorgeous and gagged.
Naomi Campbell joins the beauties in our Celebrity Bondage section of Bondagerotica, having posed au distresse' for a Spanish fashion magazine called V.

And I discovered that many of the image links in my Firsts in Bondage chart were not working thanks to an interested reader pointing out that Holly Hunter made the Nude Spreadeagle category for television way back in ought-nine. So I fixed them all, every damn one of them, when I updated the chart to include Holly's bound and naked butt. So if you've been frustrated with the chart because a lot of the links don't work ... try again, I fixed it. Really!


Holly Hunter's bound and naked butt makes television history ... of a sort!

Takin’ Out The Trash

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It Beats Getting Ink All Over Your Face

“There’s GOT to be an easier way to get a set of lip prints!”

Image courtesy of of some European TV series or other.

Bondage Help Line

“OK, so it’s FIRST the blowjob, THEN the tape gag. Well, that explains a lot. Thanks!”


Bondage Help Line -- don’t let bad bondage happen to you!

Image is of unknown provenance, I think a movie of some sort.

Bound and Blindfolded and Focusing

“And so we see that by forcing her to wear a mask that obscures her upper face but leaves her nose gloriously exposed, the trainee is able to focus entirely on her nose, thus facilitating the use of the nose-wiggling muscles.”

Image is of unknown provenance, but damn, what a beauty. Sing out if you know who that is or where it originated.

Always Check Your Fun Bags

All the major airlines recommend that travelers restrict their luggage to what‘s absolutely necessary. Never carry more than you absolutely need. The Travelling Slavegirl is highly recommended in this regard. You won’t need books, a laptop,or, frankly, anthing else if you have one of these in the room with you .

For The Bondagette Who’s Tried Everything

She had endured every form of bondage known to mankind: hogties, savage folds, wrist-ankle ties, full suspension, four point spreads, you name it. But nothing had prepared her for the horror of … Radio Shack Bondage!

Image: vidcap from some movie or other.

Tape Gag With Ball Inside Mouth

At first she was alarmed at having a ball shoved into her mouth and sealed with a tape gag. But her master told her she would learn to love it very quickly.


And when she discovered that the ball was a Lindt chocolate truffle ball…

These images are from a movie where a guy in a hat does something terrible ...