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Prison Bitch 3 Cover Censored By Direct2Digital

 I got a note this morning from Direct2Digital stating that my cover art was too pornographic. As is usual with censorship, it was very vague about what was offensive on my cover. For reference, this is the cover they censored:

As you'll note, all naughty bits are covered by red smoke. The complaint said no nudity is allowed on the covers, and listed various body parts that are not allowed: nipples, butts, butt cracks, glory trails and nudity. It's kept vague to make artists censor their work more heavily. If you aren't quite sure what's allowed by the guidelines, you tend to censor yourself more heavily, making censors happier. Censors are a diseased and twisted part of the human race that can only get off sexually by not allowing others to see sexy images or read sexy things.

Of course there is an obvious butt crack on the cover, belonging to the woman lying on the floor. I thought it would be OK since the woman is clearly wearing a thong. The waist bands are very clear and obvious. And the darkness at the top of her butt crack looks exactly like what the top of a thong generally looks like when seen from the rear. But clearly, this is not how the censor "saw" it. So I made some changes on my cover to cover all possible contingencies, and that's how we wind up with the new cover as seen below:

The new "improved" cover for Prison Bitch 3. All naughty bits covered with smoke. The woman hanging from the ceiling is just a bunch of body parts, and the image of the woman in the foreground isn't much better. It is, in my opinions, worse in every respect than the cover I went with. I mean, I could write some bullshit about the cover being more dramatic because it puts more focus on the women's faces, but that would be bullshit. It's a worse cover than the original one. And it's also much worse than the cover I imagined when I made up the cover. This one:

Oh, look, boobies! Not all THAT different from my initial cover, but I think all the naked women and the red smoke and the guys with guns work together when the women are actually, visibly naked. Plus, this is erotica, dammit! Those two brown nipple dots aren't going to destroy anyone who's sane. And setting your standards for insane people is insane!

And the hell of it is, I have a lot of VERY NAKED covers. For example:

And this:

These covers are current covers that are just fine by Direct2Digital. I have no idea why. In any event, my apologies for the cover art. It was not my idea.

Kling AI Devolves Into Leonardo AI Madness With New Prison Bitch 3 Promo Video!

This is the image I sent to Kling AI to create a motion video with. 

It's basically a promo still I made for "Prison Bitch 3" without 

some of the purple haze obscuring the woman hanging onto a chain

 and a dead body that I thought would just clutter up the image. 

The prompt was: "A woman gyrates on a chain dangling from the 

ceiling of a night club filled with purple haze while men dance

 and fire guns excitedly in the background."

This is the first motion video I got:

Pretty good, except her face and body were doing more morphing 

than I expected from Kling. Especially right at the end. I mean, 

it looks like her body was trying to turn into a hand right at the end.

Quite a handsome almost-woman!

So I rolled the dice again and got this:

A pretty good video except for the OTHER HEAD 

ISSUING FROM THE WOMAN'S CROTCH! 

Details, details, some might say. But I say that the sight 

of a fully formed adult woman's head issuing from a

 woman's crotch might just disturb some of our viewers.

 You know... the sane ones.

Yeah, we're def getting into Leonardo AI Lovecraftian nightmare

 territory in this still from the video above. And if youre wondering

 what I mean by "Leonardo AI Lovecraftian nightmare territory,"

Here's a link to some Leonardo AI motion videos that explain it all too well. 

I'll probably just go with the handy video. The other one would probably just get called "obscene" and I can't really argue with that. But at least there's no nudity!

Red Hell In Prison Bitch 3!

This has that modern men's adventure magazine feel that I really like in art. Plus it's a kinda close approximation of an important scene in the book. Win! Win! Features two Second Life avatars run through Leonardo AI and background art generated with prompts in Leonardo AI. Plus lots of work on shadows and details with GIMP. Woo-hoo!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Miss Lola Falana and the Blobular Dancers Present "Prison Bitch 3: The Vegas Spectacular" Featuring Kling AI!

Once again, this wasn't EXACTLY what I intended to get, but I still love it. My prompt was: "One female dancer and several male dancers who are carrying guns leap and gyrate wildly in a smoky club." And I have to admit, I got exactly what I asked for. I mean, faces got blurred, limbs morphed and guns did inexplicable things, but with all the smoke and excited leaping about and hullabaloo it just doesn't matter. To me, anyway. Just more weird fun. Someday this might be a technology, but as for now... 

The image this is based on was the one used in my promo image from yesterday, I just rotated the female figure to a vertical position and painted a bra on her to make Kling AI happy. 

New Prison Bitch 3 Promo! Now With Breast Warning!

Dynamic action as you've never seen it before!

Also, for timid platforms, I have:

Protecting America from the sight of female breasts!