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Showing posts with label bondage humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bondage humor. Show all posts

Monday, November 3, 2025

A Word Too Far...

She had used her tongue-in-cheek humor once too often, and Master had taken steps to ensure she could no longer do it, no matter how desperately she wanted to!

Image souce: Kink.com video 14620, "Intense Submission: Audrey Rose" starring Audrey Rose and Mark Davis (not pictured).

Tuesday, January 28, 2025

It's a Clitsumani!

 
She was such a prolific squirter that all her dom could do was stand by with a bucket!

From kink.com shoot 3441 featuring Christina Carter.

Sunday, January 26, 2025

Silence Is Slippery

"Silence the slavegirl's lips!" bellowed the king and his minions sprang into action. 

The king inspected their work. "It's not what I had in mind, but I'll allow it," the king said.

From kink.com shoot 40172. That's Roxanne Rae being silenced, not Rachel Ray. Whole different genre!

Tuesday, June 22, 2021

"The Slut Run" a BDSM Sex Comedy Novelette, Now on Smashwords

 



Now available on Smashwords and other major media outlets, this is pretty much the same novelette that was initially published on Amazon four years ago. Funny and fun, and just $1.99 on the Smash (in Kindle, Nook and other popular formats).

Here's da blurb:

Cyndi was a very conservative young feminist who enjoyed nothing more than the tedious academic arguments about gender that came naturally to her as a brilliant graduate student in the Gender Studies program at good ol' Goof U (aka the Grand Unified Free University of Colombo 7).

But Cyndi had a secret, a secret she kept even from herself. Every so often she got very drunk at Gavigan's Tavern, stripped off her clothes, screamed “I am a slut!” and ran out the front door, knowing that she would be pursued by half the tavern's patrons. Because the first one to catch her and put a collar on her could claim her as his or her love slave.

It was called a slut run, a huge mass of drunken students pouring out on to the university grounds in hot pursuit of a naked woman. Who would catch Cyndi? She had run many times, always escaping. But Joe the handsome, charming bartender at Gavigan's had plans for Cyndi. As did Moira, a hot, kinky dominant woman who made Cindy's submissive knees weak.

And also seeking Cyndi were half the patrons at Gavigan's. She led them all a merry chase, and arguably was leading herself on a merry chase as well. What would happen on the day she got caught?

It's a fun run for everyone involved, even Cyndi, and especially for you!

This story is 14,196 words long and is set in its own milieu.

Monday, October 14, 2013

If You're Kinky And You Know It ...

Found this unattributed on a tumblr blog, had to repost it, it's hilarious. captions are not mine. Wish they were! The art looks like a something from a bondage magazine (remember those?) from the 1980s.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Read the Disclaimer

For God's sake, just ... read the disclaimer for Jon Woods' Bondage Babylon site. God, I wish I had written it ... the only truly honest disclaimer I have ever seen on the Web. Then go on and check out the rest of his site. Judging by the disclaimer, it's got to be fairly awesome.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

High Standards


“I’m sorry I had to do this to you, Jolene, but I had no choice. You simply haven’t getting my whites white enough.”


Image: Unknown provenance. Probably a movie or TV show of some kind.