Serious Suspension

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A Valid Reason

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Famous Last Words!

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Bondage Life Hacks #1

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Badly Planned Bondage

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Art of Bondage: En Pointe

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The Lambada of Bondage Ties

“Are those my legs or your legs?”
“I have no idea! I‘m not even sure which set of legs you’re talking about!”

Here we have two bondage models (On the left, Darling from Sex and Submission and Angeline from Fucking Dungeon tied in the position known as the “pushme-pullyu,” a bondage position so scandalous that we can only show each model involved from the shoulders up. It is said that the position is so sexually powerful that you can impregnate a woman tied in it just by looking at her funny. It involves a combination of a pile driver and a wrist ankle tie and application of the topoligical theory behind the Mobius strip.

Known as the “lambada of bondage ties” it has been outlawed in 27 countries and the city of Cincinatti, yet curiously, Boy Scouts can still get a merit badge for demonstrating mastery of it.

Primal Need

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What does a girl have to do to deserve this?

Koochie-koochie coo!
Darling strove desperately to remember what she might have done to deserve being tied up so stringently by Midori and then tickled so relentlessly, the rope gag in her mouth rendering her laughter even more unintelligible than most laughter is.

Then she remembered. There had been this. And that. And the other. Especially the other.

I'm not sure of the provenance of this photo, but here is Midori's myspace page (she the tickler). Darling does not appear to have a site, but of course if you type "Darling" and "bondage model" into Google, you'll come out with about a gazillion hits.

Car Keys Lost and Found

"I don't care how far in they went, young lady! You'll get the car keys out right now!" (Image from the adult anime "Darling.")

Inspiration

"Honey, stop making all the gargling noises, it's distracting."
(Imaginary) people are always asking me, "Pat Powers, how do you maintain the creative power to come up with such original, funny, bright content for your blob every single day?" The answer is of course that I scrupulously conduct research for my blob every day, reading widely and also heightly, keeping abreast of the latest developments in pop culture, especially those relating to breasts. Also, (imaginary) people, stop calling my "blog" a "blob." Now you've got me doing it. (Image from the hentai "Darling.")