Super Happy Japanese Breast Bondage Fun Time

"Japanese scientists and engineers struggled for weeks to contain the huge breasts that threatened to overwhelm Japan's bondage industry last week ..." Image source: the pic says bakushi.com but it redirects to another site full of Japanese bondage imagery, so let me spare you the redirect.
Comments? What else is there, after "Whoa!"?

Japan Wins The WTF Races Once Again!

Aaaaand they're off ... literally!

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At the Greater Osaka
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Six daring BONDAGETTES will compete in an amazing SEX BONDAGE DEATH RACE in which they will thunder around the track in blazing SEX DOOM MACHINES powered only by electricity and the INTENSITY of the NAKED, CUFFED, AND BALL-GAGGED drivers' ORGASMS!!!!!!!

You'll be amazed at the BEAUTY, COURAGE and LASCIVIOUSNESS of these FEARLESS FUCK MACHINES as they RISK ALL to win VICTORY in the ONLY race of its kind ever staged in HUMAN HISTORY! Bring the WIFE, bring GRANDMA, bring the KI ... er, DON'T bring the kids ... for the most ENTHRALLING race ever staged by NASCAR (Naked Ass Silly Cart Autoerotic Racing)!!!!

This is an actual bondage go kart race called the Fuck1 Grand Prix staged in Japan in January 2010 by Soft on Demand Studios, a Japanese porn studio. The studio invited six porn studios to design a cart and have a film star race the cart, which is supposedly powered at least in part by the orgasmic responses of the drivers (not buying it for a minute, personally). Built-in dildos and male passengers who fucked the drivers provided the orgasm-inducing action. And the whole mess was then made into a film.

The race included pit crews and trackside interviews and was filmed in pornovision, making it a thorough parody of your average stock car race. But given that the carts are clearly mounted on those rolling LaZBoys they've come up with for those with limited mobility, the speeds probably weren't blazing, and a good thing too from the safety standpoint, with things sliding in and out of the driver's pussies as they rolled.

You can visit the Soft on Demand studios site about the race, see more and larger photos (all pixelated in the genital area, not sure if the video is or not) and if you like, buy and download the video, at this link.

The Art of Yo-Yoga

Around and around she goes, and when she comes, everybody knows!

Image source: vidcap from Maison Plaisir.

Yo-yoga is a semi-ancient Japanese bondage technique which involves tying women up on long ropes and twirling them around like yo-yos.

The object of the game is to see how frequently and intensely the yo-yogaist can make the woman attached to the rope orgasm.

The secret to inducing the orgasms is a joyrope with large, knobby knots on it, placed just where they'll do the most good. The rope encircling the woman's waist is cleverly linked to the joyrope so that every time the woman's body rotates, the knots inside her pussy do the same.

The game is played on a particular species of tree called the yew-yew. Participants climb up into the lower limbs of the tree, about five meters off the ground and then tie a rope to the limb and drop the other end to the ground. Then it's down the rope to secure the woman and the joyrope properly to the waist rope so that no part of her body will strike the ground on the downswing. Then it's back up the rope to the limb, and then it's time to pull the woman up to the limb via the rope around her waist, etc. (It's tiring but worth it.)

Once she's on the limb, the yo-yogaist and the woman carefully wrap the rope around her torso, and she lies down on the limb. The yo-yoga-ist takes a firm grip on the rope that is near the limb and then shoves the woman off the limb. As she falls the rope around her waist makes her body rotate, as does the joyrope. Just before she reaches the bottom limit of her fall, the yo-yogaist administers a carefully timed upward jerk, causing her to reverse direction and rotate up toward the tree.

As she moves up and down in this "yo-yoga" fashion, the joyrope twists relentlessly driving her to orgasm after orgasm. After a given span of time -- typically 15 minutes -- the game is called and the woman is inspected by the judged. The intensity and frequency of her orgasms are measured by the most objective scientific methods, taking into account the limpness of her body, how copiously she drools, how slippery the joyrope has become, and how long it takes her eyes to focus. She's declared the winner and her yo-yogaist becomes ... extremely popular.

Warning: this form of yoga is not for people who are prone to dizziness and nausea, or who have inner ear problems.