A Watery Slave

She didn't know if she was cumming or if the wand had shorted out from all the water... and she didn't care.

Image source: kink.com shoot 1392, "Kendra James" starring Kendra James (suspended) and Chanta Rose (upright).

Before There Was Hot Tub Time Machine, There Was...

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Slavegirls Just Can't Help Pissing Off Their Owners Sometimes

Slavegirls are not permitted dignity if their owner so desires.

This slavegirl mocked her owner's O-face. Now it's her turn...

Belle Noire in kink.com shoot 29526.

Rope Suspensions Can Be So Relaxing

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The Face When...

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She's Ready To Pop!

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Fifty Shades of News Bits

Fifty Shades of Gray has inspired a workout. Do tell. Bandwagon-jumping continues apace. They've also got a new video out of George Takei reading Fifty Shades of Grey aloud which is SUPPOSED to be hilarious, and to have gone viral, but I watched it, and ... meh. So no link!
Also, a cogent and interesting analysis of the prospects for a Fifty Shades of Grey movie that predicts the movie will be bizarre. If it's bizarre, I think that will be a success, because that means somebody will have TRIED to make it work. I think it will just suck. But do read the analysis, and if you like, my response in the comments section.

When The Rain Cums

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Shorting Out

"What kind of vibrator IS that?" Image source: Hogtied.com.
The newest craze in modern birthing procedures, Vibrator Assisted Birth, is said to make birthing downright pleasurable and also allows women to squirt out fully formed adults from the womb, saving greatly on child-rearing expenses and time!


Alternatively:
On November 17, 2010, bondage actress Rain DeGray, under the attentions of Isis Love, experienced a bondage slave orgasm so intense that her legs were blown right off!*

*See comment.

Just So You Know

You can't make this stuff up:

Gait May Be Associated With Orgasmic Ability.

Further comment would be superfluous.

The Art of Yo-Yoga

Around and around she goes, and when she comes, everybody knows!

Image source: vidcap from Maison Plaisir.

Yo-yoga is a semi-ancient Japanese bondage technique which involves tying women up on long ropes and twirling them around like yo-yos.

The object of the game is to see how frequently and intensely the yo-yogaist can make the woman attached to the rope orgasm.

The secret to inducing the orgasms is a joyrope with large, knobby knots on it, placed just where they'll do the most good. The rope encircling the woman's waist is cleverly linked to the joyrope so that every time the woman's body rotates, the knots inside her pussy do the same.

The game is played on a particular species of tree called the yew-yew. Participants climb up into the lower limbs of the tree, about five meters off the ground and then tie a rope to the limb and drop the other end to the ground. Then it's down the rope to secure the woman and the joyrope properly to the waist rope so that no part of her body will strike the ground on the downswing. Then it's back up the rope to the limb, and then it's time to pull the woman up to the limb via the rope around her waist, etc. (It's tiring but worth it.)

Once she's on the limb, the yo-yogaist and the woman carefully wrap the rope around her torso, and she lies down on the limb. The yo-yoga-ist takes a firm grip on the rope that is near the limb and then shoves the woman off the limb. As she falls the rope around her waist makes her body rotate, as does the joyrope. Just before she reaches the bottom limit of her fall, the yo-yogaist administers a carefully timed upward jerk, causing her to reverse direction and rotate up toward the tree.

As she moves up and down in this "yo-yoga" fashion, the joyrope twists relentlessly driving her to orgasm after orgasm. After a given span of time -- typically 15 minutes -- the game is called and the woman is inspected by the judged. The intensity and frequency of her orgasms are measured by the most objective scientific methods, taking into account the limpness of her body, how copiously she drools, how slippery the joyrope has become, and how long it takes her eyes to focus. She's declared the winner and her yo-yogaist becomes ... extremely popular.

Warning: this form of yoga is not for people who are prone to dizziness and nausea, or who have inner ear problems.