Ultimate Gorean Bondage

She had endured all that Gorean bondage could bring, but now she wanted the most intense bondage of all: Al Gorean bondage!

Image is from a German film or TV show calledBeck-DieLetzteZeugin so that isn‘t really Al Gore menacing the gagged woman … or IS it?

Thor and the Amazon Women

“So, I'm still not clear on this. Am I being tortured on a rack or a spinning wheel?”
One of the many ridiculous ancient devices from Thor and the Amazon Women, the film that features the Triangle of Death, the Irregular Polygons of Doom, the Spiky Gantry, the Spinny Pokey Thing, the Exotic Rack, mass yoke bondage, weird tribal masks, Smurf heads with whips, a hero named Tarzan, Taur and Thor all at the same time, and well, a hell of a lot of other things. It's so weird and funny that it practically MST3K'd itself.

Unanticipated Results

Her protest as a gagged and depantsed consumer helpless in the face of huge grocery store chains did not go as planned. People kept photographing the wrong end of her.

High Academic Standards

She used to think the essay part of final exams were tough, until her parents enrolled her in Hentai Academy.

Ravishing Beauty

It just isn't fair when women are this beautiful. What are guys supposed to do? Oh, right ...

One of the obvious answers to "What Should A Slavegirl Look Like?" is "Ravishingly beautiful." Note that we came up with more than 20 responses before we figure it out. But have we got a gorgeous example of a beautiful slave girl.

Red Sonja Goes To Hentai Land

Looks like somebody's about to get the whole tentacle experience ...

Issue number 39 of Red Sonja comics features three alternate covers. One of them looks like the image above. That's the one you'll want. Apparently, Red Sonja is about to go to hentai-land. There was a big fuss a few months go out in the blogosphere about a cover for Heroes for Hire that featured three shapely heroines chained to a post while tentacles arose among them.

I'm thinking the guy who did this cover realized how much free publicity Heroes for Hire got out of the controversy and aimed to do the same for Red Sonja. Good thinking, I say.

Remember to ask for the right cover. The other two covers are relatively uninteresting.

When Bondage Gets Weird...

Who knew that practicing sexual bondage with Weird Al Yankovic would be so painful -- for both parties by the look of things?

OK, they're not really in pain, they're just regular people having sex and not posing for the camera like the pros do. These people are actually working on having orgasms for themselves rather than trying to look a certain way so the viewer will. Another reason to like amateur stuff.

Great tanned hottie in bondage

Mmmmm, hottie plus!

Look at those huge natural breasts, that beautifully tanned, sleek skin, the sexy pose with the woman seeming to fight the leather straps that restrain her, but somehow managing to do so in a way that only makes her look sexier. Wouldn't you love to have her ... even though she's ever so anonymous ... on YOUR bed craving someone to make her really feel those bonds as her body is forced relentlessly to orgasm.

And let me tell you, she's not a butterface.

Here's the reason I put the dot there:

...She's a granny face!!

And the sad thing is, I'd STILL do her. Mmmm, grandMILFy goodness ... they say the torso is the last to go ... and they're right.

The "Just Do Me!" Pose

What a great smile!

The great thing about amateur bondage photos is that the models ARE amateurs -- and they have not learned the standard poses and expressions that pro models wear almost like all that clothing they're not wearing.

Here we have an amateur model in a very nice pose with a great smile. I'm pretty sure she likes the photographer a lot. If the pose had a name it would be, "OK, now you've got me all tied up, stop fiddling with those ropes and just do me!"

Even the most sophisticated model in the raunchiest pose can't match that kind of natural, wholesome lust.