She's an all-day sucker...

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

Five Is A Crowd, A Throbbing Crowd

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

Shakespeare Strikes Again!

She had bought the beam that was now tied to her shoulders and named it "petard" just so she could be hoist with her own petard.

Image source: Kink.com shoot 28929, "The Training of the Pretty Girl, Day One" starring Casey Calvert.

Great Antique Shop Find!

 
When Abella saw the device at the antique shop she thought she'd found some incredible old farmhouse implement. Her Master didn't know what it was used for originally, but he had his own ideas about it.

Abella Danger in kink.com shoot 41449, "HR Nightmare."

Cowboys Have It Easy

Cowboys have it easy. They can lift themselves by their bootstraps. Slavegirls, however, are required to lift themselves by their butthooks.

Image is from "The Training of Claire Robbins, Day 3" starring Claire Robbins, kink.com shoot 28939.

Squid Games Got NOTHING on Dungeon Games!

 To be honest, all Squid Games would have to do is up the BDSM sexy imagery and they'd basically be making Kink.com vids. They've already got the dominance/submission and public humiliation themes down cold. This image is not from the current season of Squid Games but from Kink.com shoot 33363. That's Kennedy Adam's big breasts hanging so nicely beneath the yoke.

How To Yoke A Captive Properly

A yoked captive chained to some poles for execution in "Thor And the Amazon Women." Image source: vidcap from Thor and the Amazon Women.
Thor and the Amazon Women is a goofy little film that I reviewed in Hottitude of Servitude. It's notable for having the only mass yoke scenes in any mainstream movie that I know of. The bad gals routinely yoke captives via s short pole tied to their wrists, which the captives hold at the back of their necks. The binds at the wrists are nice and tight, but there's nothing binding the captive's neck to the yoke, which means that there is no reason the captive can't just lift the pole over their heads and carry it more comfortably in front of them, perhaps even using it as a weapon of sorts.

Still, there are practical reasons for not binding the actresses' necks to the poles -- it's dangerous. Necks are fragile things and the part that allows your brain to control your body runs right up the middle of them. In my review, I suggested a simple trick for making the necks APPEAR to be yoked to the women's bodies without actually having them yoked there.

But check out the image below:

A yoked model from the Rope365 website. Lots of useful how-to bondage info there!
Rope365 offers another approach: their captive is very similarly yoked to the one on Thor and the Amazon Women, and the yoke is secured in place as you'd expect in a bondage site, but instead of securing it to the captive's neck, it's secured to a rope running around the captive's upper chest. MUCH safer. Plus the ropes running in front could probably be rigged to accentuate the captive's breasts very nicely. All in all, a winning technique. Also, the wrist bonds on Roped365's model, being thick with multiple loops, are much safer than the thin, tight bands on the wrists of the captives in Thor and the Amazon Women which are not faked, and which could conceivably cause nerve damage -- wrists are also fragile things. Learn from the pros, Hollywood.

The Best Laid Plans ...

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

50 Shades of Gray Tops Ten Million In Sales ... And More!

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

Bondage Champagne: It's For Real!

"A bondage bubbly that will not make you gag!"

The fashion world is rapidly doing to the word "bondage" what the food industry once did to words such as "natural" and "organic." Just as the term "organic" gradually got expanded from "not made with chemical pesticides and additives" to "does not actually contain plutonium," so "bondage" has been expanded from "a person tied up, chained up, gagged, etc." to "a person wearing something that is black or some other color with a string or strap hanging somewhere."

Think I'm exaggerating? Check out that champagne above! It's being marketed as "Jean-Paul Gaultier bondage bubbly created to ring in Halloween," a nice Piper-Heidsieck that comes in a black bottle with black fishnet and a set of black studs around the rim of the bottle. You can read about it here.

What next? Will Coke advertise itself as a bondage soft drink because Coke appears black when poured into a glass? Will people use bondage belts to hold up their pants and bondage laces to tie their shoes? Has the world gone MAD in short? (Short answer: Yes. Long answer: It took you this long to notice?)

Rigged for Love

"All right, missy. If THAT rig doesn't make you cum sometime in the next eight hours, nothing will!"

Image courtesy of the Hogtied website. Christina Carter models. She once was a glamour model, and I still find her glamourous, in a bondage-y way.

Guess what happens next

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

New Regimen

And she had thought doing kegels was hard.

Images from Bondagerotica advertiser Training of O.

Thor and the Amazon Women

“So, I'm still not clear on this. Am I being tortured on a rack or a spinning wheel?”
One of the many ridiculous ancient devices from Thor and the Amazon Women, the film that features the Triangle of Death, the Irregular Polygons of Doom, the Spiky Gantry, the Spinny Pokey Thing, the Exotic Rack, mass yoke bondage, weird tribal masks, Smurf heads with whips, a hero named Tarzan, Taur and Thor all at the same time, and well, a hell of a lot of other things. It's so weird and funny that it practically MST3K'd itself.

Nose Typing

Why submissives don't use upper case letters.

She had thought learning Dvorak ten-finger touch typing was hard, but she soon discovered it was as nothing compared to Gorean nose typing.

Image"J Maggie Gyllenhaal from the film Secretary.

Jennifer Connelly Gives Me Hope

There's a greasy double dildo between these two butts, and the butt on the left belongs to Jennifer Connelly.

This is why I'm hopeful about some of the more extreme bondage techniques showing up in mainstream films being worn/practiced by A-list actresses someday: because Jennifer Connelly won an Oscar after appearing in a nude double dildo sex scene in the movie Requiem for a Dream. The scene is heavily edited so that major use of the pause button is required to get a clean shot of the action seen above, but there's also a shot of the dildo being inserted (seen from profile so you never see any naughty bits, but there's definitely an image of an oily double dildo between their two butts.

(The insertion scene could have involved a body double, since it was a closeup and you could only see her ass, so I didn't include it. But I like to believe Connelly does her own stuntwork.)

Connelly also did full frontal nudity in Requiem for a Dream though, sadly, it turns out she doesn't shave her pubic hair, which I find hard to believe for someone as unfrickingbelievably hot as her. (Maybe she wears a merkin.)

I totally believe that if it were artistically sound, Connelly would appear in a movie wearing a dental gag and armbinders with her feet in a spreader bar doing two guys at once. She is not fricking afraid to push the envelope sexually, like wimpy-ass "won't do nudity" Jessica Alba.

Fortunately there are other actual hottie actresses to back Connelly up, such as Maggie "I'll totally play a submissive and wear a yoke and a pony girl saddle" Gyllenhaal and Connie "Sure I'll wear a gimp suit and collar and get chained to a spring mattress" Nielson.

The future's so bright I gotta wear shades.