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Magi Slave Girl Anime

It's not what you think it is, I think ... though it is Slave Morgiana from Magi Slave Girl. Image source: vidcap of Magi Slave Girl.
Found this on a site called "Sankaku Complex." While images like this and MUCH more explicit than this are commonplace in hentai and ecchi, the toon this vidcap is from is apparently an actual anime. So anime fans who like a little slavegirl hottitude in their stories might want to check it out. I personally have grown tired of hentai and ecchi, they're too porny and predictable nowadays. Call me jaded.


Image from the hentai Maison Plaisir. The male characters' mother and sister prepare to have a cocksucking contest. Hentai may be predictable once you've seen a few, but they're still fucking weird. Image source: vidcap of Maison Plaisir.

Riding It Out

The one thing she had not taken into account when planning her self-bondage session was just how long-lasting the “long-lasting” alkaline batteries she had purchased would be. She‘d thought the term was just advertising glurge -- it hadn’t occurred to her that the technology might have advanced. Now there was nothing to do but ride it out and hope there was some kind of limit to the number of orgasms in a multiple orgasm.

Image: vidcap from the hentai "Bondage Mansion." 

Samurai Gun Is Not A Hentai

Somebody asked me if Samurai Gun was a hentai. No, it's a regular anime. If Samurai Gun were a hentai, the bondage scenes would look more like the one above, from Naked Nurses. There's a distinctive difference.

Bondagerotica Welcomes Hentai Revue

"I think she's warmed up properly now, master!"

Today Bondagerotica is updated with The Hentai Revue, a series of reviews of Japanese adult anime. Hentai are famous for tentacle sex, but there is a lot more bondage in them than tentacle sex. But it's not just the bondage and the tentacle sex. Hentai are also full of the strangest plots and the weirdest characters I've ever seen. I can generally tell where most American movies and TV shows are going, but hentai can still suprise me. Sometimes brilliant stories (Imma Youjo 4) sometimes brain-damaged but strangely fascinating stuff (Private Psycho Nurse) hentai have a way of keeping the old eyebrows raised while being raunchy as hell.

Car Keys Lost and Found

"I don't care how far in they went, young lady! You'll get the car keys out right now!" (Image from the adult anime "Darling.")

Inspiration

"Honey, stop making all the gargling noises, it's distracting."
(Imaginary) people are always asking me, "Pat Powers, how do you maintain the creative power to come up with such original, funny, bright content for your blob every single day?" The answer is of course that I scrupulously conduct research for my blob every day, reading widely and also heightly, keeping abreast of the latest developments in pop culture, especially those relating to breasts. Also, (imaginary) people, stop calling my "blog" a "blob." Now you've got me doing it. (Image from the hentai "Darling.")

Cranking the Cutie

Joe the Mechanic just couldn't understand it. Priming the pump on the carburetor could get a car cranked, but no matter how much he primed the slavegirl's pussy, he couldn't get her cranked. Maybe it was time to use the stick shift.

A Whole New Waldo

Sometimes, it's not finding Waldo that's fun, it's looking for him. I could play THIS kind of "Find Waldo" game for hours! Click on the pic for another, much LARGER pic than this blog will allow, where Waldo lurks ... somewhere.
I don't have a source for this artwork ... looks like a scan from a magazine ... but I'd LOVE to know, so I could publicize it and buy myself a copy if it's got more stuff like this!

That Overstuffed Feeling

Ever get that overstuffed feeling?

Image from the Wordsworth hentai saga.

The Angel Blade Hentai Series

It's hentai time, where the kickass fighting babes get captured and molested a LOT before they finally win the day.

This week I'm taking a break from Women in Prison films and reviewing the hentai Angel Blade. I've picked Angel Blade because it is the perfect thing to watch in the background on television while doing other things. This is not an insult -- it's very hard to find programming that works as such. It has to have enough good stuff that you've got an excellent chance of being rewarding when you pause to check it out, it has to be pointless enough that you don't have to know the plot to enjoy what you're seeing, and it has to avoid distracting you from whatever you are doing like, say, hardcore porn would. That's the train of thought that led me to write my essay on Why Isn't There A Naked Woman Dancing Channel?

In the Angel Blade hentai series, I've found something that fills that bill. I figure that it will increase productivity for people who work at home by a good 5 percent. I await the thanks of a grateful nation.

The Expression Of A Wish I Never Knew I Made

Now this is walkin’ it doggie style! Image from Maison Plasir, a hentai.

I find hentai to be vaguely miraculous. It‘s as if they were the expression of a wish I never knew I had made. Hentai take my favorite form of sexuality -- sexual bondage -- and creates imagery of it, not just adequately, but really, really well -- and with gusto!

Considering the timid, sloppily done, unimaginative, just plain crappy stuff that constitutes US toons, hentai are kinda miraculous. For example, the image above, a scene from .Maison Plasir,shows a couple who are into sexual bondage having some fun. He’s got her wrists tied to her ankles, and her ankles tied to a broom used as a spreader bar. The scene starts in the bedroom, with him tying her up as shown and taking her doggie style, then it proceeds through the house as he “walks” her doggie style, with Tab A inserted in Slot B the whole time, until they reach the back porch.

There she sort of collapses onto the porch while he hangs onto the doorway and fucks her brains out as they both enjoy the beautiful afternoon.

In tone, it’s very like the happy ending scene in Secretary where James Spader fucks new wife Maggie Gyllenhaal as she‘s tied to a tree in THEIR back yard.


The happy newlyweds frolic in their back yard in “Secretary” also enjoying a beautiful afternoon.

Many hentai are just brain-dead porn like their US vanilla porn counterparts (sadly, like Part 2 of Maison Plaisir), but sometimes, hentai can be interesting, fun and sexy all at the same time … which is vaguely miraculous.


The happy couple enjoy a beautiful afternoon on the back porch, bondage style. Image from Maison Plasir, a hentai.

Red Sonja Goes To Hentai Land

Looks like somebody's about to get the whole tentacle experience ...

Issue number 39 of Red Sonja comics features three alternate covers. One of them looks like the image above. That's the one you'll want. Apparently, Red Sonja is about to go to hentai-land. There was a big fuss a few months go out in the blogosphere about a cover for Heroes for Hire that featured three shapely heroines chained to a post while tentacles arose among them.

I'm thinking the guy who did this cover realized how much free publicity Heroes for Hire got out of the controversy and aimed to do the same for Red Sonja. Good thinking, I say.

Remember to ask for the right cover. The other two covers are relatively uninteresting.

Nurse Me or Else

In hentai, women are really put on a pedestal. With another woman. Tied up. Naked. And in a glass bowl. Yeah, that's the hentai version all right.

For Cinco de Mayo we have "Nurse Me," a hentai which attempts to be a humorous story about a nurse in training whom EVERYONE wants to rape. Male, female, young, old, they all press their unwanted sexual advances on her virginal self. It's billed as a comedy, but it's not funny, which is ... a bit of a problem. We also look at "Candy" a film which does the same thing more successfully, with Ewa Aulin as the pork chop sought by so many hound dogs ... but not all that successfully, and "Defiance of Good and Evil" a hardcore porn film from the 70s which has a more realistic rape scene than either of these films ... which really kills your average boner.

In addition to that, rape is dangerous ground to tread in the US unless you do it purely on the grounds of condemnation. Light-hearted humor just isn't going to fly here, and if it's not all that funny besides, it will land with a thud. As this hentai does. But it does provide an excuse for looking at the way it was handled in those other films.

Disclaimer: I personally hate rape. I can't get off sexually unless my partner is clearly having a good time. Rapists are a problem for everyone who likes bondage because bondage is associated with rape, even though most rapes involve no bondage whatsoever. I feel at liberty to think about rape in cinema because I think there's a difference between reality and fantasy.