What Happens When Swimmer's Ear Gets Out Of Control

"Come on in, the water's fi ... OK, it appears to be causing the teensiest mutations ..."
This was the moment when fetish wear officially went Too Far -- October 16, 2008, with the advent of the Barney the Dinosaur fetish hood.

Lisa Edelstein, Bondage Model

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Sometimes The Cure Is Worse Than The Disease

"I have heard that you can prevent sneezing by pressing hard against the nerve centers at the base of the nose. Hold still!"

What does a girl have to do to deserve this?

Koochie-koochie coo!
Darling strove desperately to remember what she might have done to deserve being tied up so stringently by Midori and then tickled so relentlessly, the rope gag in her mouth rendering her laughter even more unintelligible than most laughter is.

Then she remembered. There had been this. And that. And the other. Especially the other.

I'm not sure of the provenance of this photo, but here is Midori's myspace page (she the tickler). Darling does not appear to have a site, but of course if you type "Darling" and "bondage model" into Google, you'll come out with about a gazillion hits.

I Stole Glori-Anne Gilbert's Breasts!!!

Glori Anne has some great assets as an actress and she isn't afraid to display. Must be her stripper background.
I first encountered Glori-Anne Gilbert when I was looking for a breast. I needed the breast because I was drawing a slavegirl, and the model I was using didn't have a rack large enough to fully express my artistic intent. So I did a Google search and was quite gratified to find that there were quite a few images of breasts on the internet. Most were at the wrong angle, or too small, and a few were too big, but one pair was JUUUST RIIIIIGHT and that one belonged to Glori-Anne Gilbert, who so far as the internet knew, was a popular stripper working in Florida.

Flash forward a couple of years. I'm watching the Sci-Fi Channel. One of my many weaknesses when it comes to culture is their original movies, especially the creature features involving giant lizards, snakes, fish, mosquitoes, etc. I'm watching "Curse of the Komodo Dragon" about an island with a 50-foot long Komodo Dragon happily feeding on tourists and whatnot.

One of the actors in the film looks familiar somehow. Especially the bulges under her crop-top T-shirt. Yes, it's Glori-Anne Gilbert herself, who enlivens the movie with (among other things) a nude swimming scene, which of course the Sci-Fi Channel had to edit out because naked breasts are somehow Evil to some people.

Glori-Anne has since gone on to enliven a number of science fiction B movies (Cry of the Winged Serpent, Komodo vs. Cobra) as well as many Skinamax movies (Busty Cops 2, The Wives of Breastwick.) She's not going to put Meryl Streep out of business anytime soon, but at least she can manage not to smile during a dramatic scene, which puts her well ahead of many Skinamax actresses. Ande her body puts her even farther ahead.

I welcome Glori-Anne Gilbert to the ranks of science fiction B-movie and Skinamax actresses. She has looks that will enliven them all.

Dizzy Blond

Being a trained investigator, the Continental Op could see that the blonde had something on her mind.

Fashion Forward

Everyone agree that her black pearl necklace with matching ballgag was a smashing ensemble.

Image courtesty of Bondagerotica sponsor Sex and Submisison.