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Anne Hathaway Naked Tied and Smiling

Ever wondered what Anne Hathaway would look like if she were grinning on the set of a nude bondage shoot? Probably something like this! Image source: Hogtied.com.
Actually, it's not Anne Hathaway, it's Anne Hathaway celebrity clone Iona Grace, I first covered their look-alikeness here. This pic adds nothing to that story, I'm running it because I like the relaxed smile Grace wears in this image. Nice!

On Dealing With Baptists

It's bath time for this slave girl! 
Image source: This is Kink.com shoot 1856, "Sasha Sparks" starring Sasha Sparks (being dunked) and Chanta Rose (dunking). Big shout out to Chanta Rose for helping ID the video in the comments below.
This image brings to mind Molly Ivins' famous line, "There's nothing wrong with the Southern Baptists that holding them under the water a little longer couldn't cure!"

Was Obama's Mom A Porn Star Story Will Make The Mainstream Media

The Obama's mom as porn star story continues its journey into weirdness! Image source: Photos of Ann Dunham (left) and Marcy Moore (right) found online and put together by me as part of an outrageous socialist conspiracy that even I do not know about!
So I was scanning the stories from people I subscribe to on Youtube yesterday, and what should I come across than a story from The Young Turks about the Frank Gilbreth video claiming that Obama's mother, Stanley Dunham, was a porn star. A story that I had covered way back in June when my flying monkeys brought in a report about it.

Well you can be sure I bookmarked that sucker, in fact, I left a tab of it up, because clearly I had my next day's blog post all set up, updating the original story with something to the effect that the mainstream media might be picking up on it.

I check in on Youtube today and click the link for the story and I get one of those annoying gray boxes that say "Sorry! This video has been removed by the user!"

Whaaa?

Fortunately, a search for the video shows that it has been uploaded by another Youtube poster. You can see it here. Might want to click on the link fast, as one of the theories is that Youtube had The Young Turks take it down because of the pics of Marcy Moore nekkid with black bars across her naughty bits, so that video could be dropping out too.

This is not my theory concerning why the video was taken down. I think the Young Turks did some poor reporting and got embarrassed and took the story down on their own. (Plus, I didn't see the story on the Young Turks' website, and if they stand behind it, you'd think they would have published it there.)

Why do I think The Young Turks dropped the video about the story? Because nowhere in the video (or the Digital Journal blog post they cite as a basis for their story) does Cenk mention a key fact: that the Frank Marshall theory has been around for years in the conservative blogosphere, something that a quick Google search and some reading with comprehension easily made apparent back in June when I covered the story.

To be fair, it now it takes a LOT of searching to find evidence of its prior existence (or you can just add 2008 to the keywords Obama's mom porn star), because every last blog on the Interwebs is reporting on it. But here's a post from 2009 about Obama's mother posing for porn photos way back when, pointing out that they missed the story when it first broke in 2008.

This is not a new story, but all those blogs and websites reporting on it are treating it as if it were. And there has to be some good reason that all those mainstream conservative news sites that played up birtherism and young earth creationism as if they weren't bull-goose looneytude, chose NOT to pick up on this juicy tidbit that's been around so long. Such as that it stinks to high heaven.

The only new thing about the story, in fact, is that the Republican dirty tricksters have decided to use Gilbert's video as part of their election year bag of filthy tricks, and that some undetermined number of them are being sent to voters in Ohio and probably elsewhere. (I'm not sure I buy Gilbert's claim of a million videos with three million more to come, but then again, with all that post-Citizens United millionaire money floating around out there, why should the Republicans do things by half measures?)

And if the story is true, and Gilbert owns the rights to the video, he's probably a millionaire now if he made just one dollar of profit per copy, and his numbers are correct. Scumbaggery scores again. Sigh.

However, with the widespread coverage the story is getting on the Internet news sites, I don't see how the mainstream media can ignore it for much longer and I don't think they will. I may yet get to see some Fox News commentator having to take the story seriously. Hopefully a female one, that would be sexy and funny at the same time. "Yes, that is Obama's mom's butt, it's round and firm just like hers ... and mine!"

Here we have it! Visual proof that Mitt Romney's mother did bondage modelling, for we have incontrovertible evidence that the wall in this image is IDENTICAL to the wall in the parking garage in the Romney household! What's more, we ALSO have incontrovertible proof that the man in the black suit using the dildo on a stick is none other than Rand Paul's father, Ayn Rand!!!! Where do I go to get my million dollars, please? (That Hogtied.com watermark in the corner ... a dirty liberal trick! Ignore it! 
Image source: Hogtied.com -- of course! P.S. the model is actually contortionist model extraordinaire Wenona ... don't tell the dirty tricksters!

Mainstreaming Bondage: Halloween 2012 Brings On The Gimp!

Given what Halloween 2012 is bringing us, this is kind of a reasonable extrapolation of what Halloween 2013 might bring us! Image source: House of Gord.
If you go to Target and ask them if they have a Gimp suit for Halloween, you'll probably get told "No.' But if you go to Target and ask them if they have a "Rubber Suit Man" outfit, they'll tell you yes ... and the costume you will find will be a gimp suit. Don't believe me? Check it out!

"Oh my!" as Anastasia Steele might say, and she'd be the one to say it, because you have to believe that the success of 50 Shades of Gray just might have gotten this particular outfit green-lit for Target. Now that's going mainstream!

We'll have to see if there's a backlash against the suit, now that it's being "noticed" by online media it'll probably hit the mainstream media soon.

The flying monkeys have been bringing in a LOT of negative stories about 50 Shades of Gray of late. The social conservatives never liked it, some feminists never liked it, and a lot of literary types never liked it, even a lot of bondage fans never liked it, and now that the books aren't making headlines by topping the bestseller lists week after week after week, the naysayers are trying to get some traction. And a backlash against 50 Shades could very well be accompanied by a backlash against kink. I hope the hell it doesn't happen, and if it does happen that it gets no traction in the media or the culture, but let's face it ... there's a lot of people out there who hate kink, 50 Shades of Gray and sex generally.

As always, I'll keep you posted.

The Unknown Vidcap

"Check out the ass on this one!" Image source: Vidcap from "Ilsa: Harem Keeper to the Oil Sheiks."
Found this in a cache of images from old times, it appears to be a vidcap, probably from some Swinging Sixties or Sexy Seventies R-rated romp. It could be hardcore too, I don't know. Does anybody know? I'm hoping it's from some unknown R-rated romp that featured lots of sexy naked slavegirls in bondage, but given that this is the ONLY image like this I've EVER seen, I'm betting that it's probably the only sexy naked slavegirl image with hotties in bondage in the background, that's in the film, and not a long scene, either. Then again, the cheapness of the set says "hardcore." Then again, the fact that there IS a set says "Not hardcore" but not so definitely as nowadays, as they sometimes had actual sets and plotlines in the early days of hardcore.

Well, that's the speculation. Anybody out there got any hardcore information on it?

50 Shades Of Pearl Scratching

Why can't women masturbate in the wholesome, old-fashioned ways their foremothers did, such as, well .. this one! Image source: Hogtied.com.
Bandwagon jumping on the 50 Shades phenomenon has hit a new low. A post on the Babble blog (a parenting blog) by Carolyn Castiglia describes an item for sale on Ebay through October 8: a used copy of Fifty Shades of Gray. And we mean THOROUGHLY used: its being auctioned off by a trio of Brooklyn wives described as "MILFs." They all enjoyed it VERY much, the ad copy assures us, but the blog post makes sure, saying:

Get it? Three hot white girls scratched the pearl to this book!

There are SO MANY things wrong with this. The cringe-inducing metaphor of "scratching the pearl" ("petting the pearl" or even "poking the pearl" work so much better), the notation that it's "white chicks" (why would it matter if they were hottie black chicks?) but most of all, the fact that if you bid on that book, you are pretty much on par with a Japanese businessman stopping along the way home to buy a pair of used girl's undies from a vending machine.

I still got my old copies of Playboy and Bondage Life stacked away somewhere, and my Gor novels are right on the shelf ... I wonder ... (/me checks his paypal account for income from his ad for the secret to making slavegirls stop drooling, notices there has been none ... naaaaaaaaaaah.

All that said, here's the ebay listing. Never let it be said that I stood between the equivalent of a lonely, perverted Japanese businessman and fulfillment.