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Friday, May 9, 2025

Such A Deal!

"I can't BELIEVE the deal I got on this place. Just $1500 a month AND I can pee on my downstairs neighbor!"

Real Page is certainly making some changes in the real estate market. From kink.com shoot 34922 "The Kennels." Porn stars are, from top left to lower right: Daisy Ducati, Bella Rossi and Juliette March.

Wednesday, May 7, 2025

Kinkier Education

The decision at Saints Preserve Us School to combine Passion Play instruction with sex education classes was very popular with the students but for the instructors, it was just another Tuesday.

From Kink.com shoot 15027, "The Debasement of Lori Lansing."

Monday, May 5, 2025

Leonardo AI Hates Foot Fetishists

It started with this. An innocent-looking Second Life avatar chained to a sofa in a beautiful park. No greenscreen here, it's all Second Life. Rentable set, sofa purchased on the Second Life marketplace, with custom avatar. Still, the mix of cartoonish avatar and sofa and realistic background (clearly just a photo on a prim) just didn't work. So I ran it through Leonardo to get that lifelike feel.

Now THAT'S more like it! I made many more runs through Leonardo AI than usual this time. The people who use prompts entirely do this, so I thought I'd try it. And it worked, although I spent hours on just that one step this time, so there was a cost. But just LOOK at that women. OK, maybe she appears to be bending the knee a little too much, but I figure readers might think it's a cushion beneath the cover. But as always with AI art, there's a catch.

Oh, Leonardo, you just don't have feet down yet, do you? The Lovecraftian foot strikes again! Though perhaps this is Leonardo AI's attempt to show how ingrown toenails feel, visually.

Saturday, May 3, 2025

Leonardo AI: What's the term for "beautiful, graceful and physically impossible"?

 

The Leonardo AI avatar that started it all, aka Princess Zindra of "Sword and Submission." The Second Life avatar that started it all was a lot like this, only different. Trust me, bro!

So, with Leonardo AI having significantly upgraded its motion video capabilities, I had to try them out on some of my earlier Leonardo images. And this one cries out for motion! So it got it. By, did it ever.

I gotta say, I never thought I'd see a woman rotate her upper torso 360 degrees without rotating her lower torso, and have it look so beautiful, graceful and... sexy. Has this image awakened something new within me? God, I hope not!

More seriously, I'm sure I'm giving Leonardo AI a bad rap here. Most of the people who use AI videos make many, many iterations before they get what they want. I'm sure a lot of the iterations they get are as bad or worse than the ones I get. But they do the SENSIBLE thing and throw the bad videos out and work hard at developing useful prompts, then show everybody what cool results they get when their prompts work. But I don't do that. Why?

Because some of those bad videos are freaking HILARIOUS!

Friday, May 2, 2025

Fidget Spinner... of Gor!

I've heard that the trick to the Gorean fidget spinner is to give the girl in the ropes a good strong spin once her ankle ropes are released, strong enough to keep her ankles from drooping to the floor as she spins around.

From kink.com shoot 28917 featuring Audrey Hollander as the spinneree.

Thursday, May 1, 2025

Leonardo AI and Second Life: Made for Artistic Mayhem!

 

It started like this. I wanted an image of a slavegirl relaxing on a loveseat in a park. I used a Second Life avatar, but instead of going the greenscreen route, I took a different approach. I knew that I had access to a park set on Second Life. So I bought a love seat, a major element of my story, and I rented the set and ran the animations on the loveseat to see what worked. I started out with a fairly raunchy pose to see what Leonardo would do with it.

Leonard's response: "Loveseat, grassy sward, river, pussy, tits: all good. Gag? NO WAY. I'll draw her a face instead. Red hair? NO WAY. She's supposed to be ASIAN, even though she is red-headed and has pale skin and generally Causasian features.  Also, I'm gonna fuck up the collar, the shackles and the cuffs, because NO WAY. She's a naked Asian woman! Except for her feet, imma gonna leave her pussy and tits hanging out, but she will have SHOES by damn!" (I was able to get around Leonardo's Asian model bias by using Photoreal version 1 instead of 2, or maybe it was the other way around. I forget. Anyway, that is a pretty good naked woman in the pose of th SL Avatar. There were many that were worse.

So I chose a less raunchy pose and I used another model and got this. Much closer to the avatar. Too close, really. It didn't look like a photo, it looked like a drawing. But at least it was sexy drawing. Except of course the pussy, such as it was (it was just a line, BFD) was somehow erased. And the eyes were freaking wonky. And for God's sake don't look at that foot. Also don't look at whatever that thing behind her left leg is. It does not bear examining! Also that one bent wrist with her cuff kind of deflating it. It was not a pretty picture!

I fixed the wobbly eyes and lessened the awfulness of the right wrist. I even drew in a pussy line. (Woo-hoo!) I left the left foot and whatever the thing behind her left leg is alone. There are some things man was not meant to mess with! This is the background art for yesterday's promo.

This SL avatar would have a LOT of difficulties if run through AI. I knew that right arm would be a problem. And the pose in general, not being absolutely typical would be a problem. But the thing is, see that pink thing between the avatar's mouth and the gag in this image? That's a dildo. A plastic cock. Because this gag is a cock gag built into a panel gag, as is commonly done. But you can't see that it's a cock gag, because of the panel. I wondered if I could use this image to sneak a fellatio-like image through Leonardo AI by identifying the pink thing as a popsicle in my prompt. Let's see what we got, shall we?
  
What I got was "deformed woman with rabies barfing in river." It got rid of the panel gag but substituted stuff that looked nothing like a popsicle, generally like barf, though this is the barfiest of the lot. The right butt is All Wrong and the right arm has been subsumed into her torso, undoubtedly in some David Cronenburgish way. Also, for some reason, the river behing the sofa has overflowed its banks and left ankle-deep water everywhere. Because that's what you get when you try to sneak sexy stuff past Leonardo AI! This was one genre of awful that I got. There's another.

Here we have the return of the dreaded Misplaced Butthole above her butt crack, accompanied by a new phenomenon, the Misplaced Bellybutton in the middle of her back. Also, ther arm is attempting to make an appearance but not quite managing it. The left arm is fine, but the left hand will not bear looking at. And the toes are kinda dicey. No flooding in this one, at least. This time I prompted that the woman was bending over to look at a flower and wearing a Covid mask. I did get the flower, right on the mask, which covers her whole face. Serves me right!

The sofa, being an adult Second Life sofa, had adult sex animations as well. Most of them, well, all of them really, made very little sense with just one avatar. I could have added a second avatar, but I didn't wanna. With the "mood" Leonardo AI is currently in I knew Lovecraftian horror awaited me if I were to try such a thing.

I did take a shot at running the above image through Leonardo. My prompt for this image was "a beautiful red-headed woman takes a tumble from her love seat." As you can see, Leonardo took the opportunity to flood the park again and have her take a dive from the SS Loveseat. It also REALLY fucked up her butt, and not in a good way. It also messed up her face. And her hands and feet do not bear close inspection. I knew it! 

There is a lesson in all of this somewhere, but I have no idea what it is.