A Warning From the Past!

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Kinkier Education

The decision at Saints Preserve Us School to combine Passion Play instruction with sex education classes was very popular with the students but for the instructors, it was just another Tuesday.

From Kink.com shoot 15027, "The Debasement of Lori Lansing."

Asking the REAL Questions!

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"Yard Sale Slut" Soon To Be a Major Netflix Film!

You can get the original novel here!

 

I've had to keep this under wraps for a while, but my agent, Pauline Perell, has called and I'm free to Tell All: my novel "Yard Sale Slut" will be made into a major motion picture to be aired on Netflix this fall. It's set in the near future, and is the story of Moira, once a promising student, who loses everything and is drugged, sold into slavery, stripped, bound, gagged, raped, lesbian gang raped, whipped, whored out and then suffered the most horrible humiliation of all: sold on the cheap at a yard sale to a sex slave tavern owner.

I don't think I'll be surprising anyone when I tell you that there was a huge bidding war on the story between Lifetime Channel and Netflix. The amount of pathos and bathos here is unbelievable. I didn't even believe it myself when I wrote it! So the seven figure check they're cutting me makes sense, Hollywood sense anyway.

Of course Neflix is asking for a few minor changes in the story to make it more acceptable to a mainstream audiences. Minor stuff, really. The rape and sex slavery themes, they feel, are a little much. Or as Netflix director Wilson Pluckett told me, "Look I get that 'Yard Sale Slut' is a dark, edgy, erotic, kinky satirical critique of capitalism gone zonkers, but we were thinking of taking it more in the direction of a lighthearted rom-com. And you can't have actual rape and sex slavery in lighthearted rom-com, it's just too heavy. So we were thinking of throwing out the slavers altogether. Instead we're thinking of having the female MC bought as a "slave" at one of those charity yard sales they have, by the male MC. Be a good vehicle for Freddie Prinze and Jessica Alba, you know."

"If you wanted a lighthearted rom-com, you could have optioned How My Slavegirl Found Me it's an actual lighthearted rom-com," I pointed out. 

"And we may just do that down the road," said Pluckett. "But for now everyone is sold on "Yard Sale Slut" except for the title. The working title is now "Yard Sale Bargain Romance" to give you some idea. But otherwise it's exactly the same story. The male MC is still a politico, only now he's a candidate for US Senator from New York. And there'll be all sorts of raised eyebrows and media interest in the Senatorial candidate buying a slavegirl, you know, even if it's only a pretendy slavegirl. Mucho boffo humor here."

"Oh, I could see that working very well with a sexual relationship where she's his sexy slavegirl and he's her dominating master, all very consensual of course," I said. "Plenty of chances for double entendre."

"Well, about that," said Pluckett. "We find our rom-coms work much better in foreign markets without any sex. Or nudity. Maybe a chaste kiss at the end, maybe a bared shoulder or two. But no sex at all, especially no kinky sex."

"I'm surprised you left in the romance and the comedy," I observed, catching the way the wind was blowing.

"Well there won't be much of either, to be honest," said Plunkett. "Actual romance and humor are difficult and dangerous. We're looking for a script that is only in the vicinity of funny, and which keeps the romance down to knowing looks and raised eyebrows. We just want to leave audiences with a general impression that nice people had fun after encountering some mild difficulties, which is really what your story is all about, when you think about it."

"Of course it is," I lied. "And of course there's all those checks I'll be getting based on net profits to help soothe my conscience."

"Exactly!" lied Pluckett. "I knew we could come to a meeting of the minds on this!"

NOTE: Post meeting, I've been informed that the story will now be set in Ukraine and will involve a giant time-traveling spider. Plot twist: the spider is the nicest character in the film!

P.S. "Yard Sale Slut" is one of the three stories included in my Three Tavern Sluts collection found here. And extra buck goes a long way on Smashwords.

Three Tavern Slaves, A Bundle of Stories for Labor Day (And You Thought Your Job Sucked!)

You can buy it here for just 3.99!

It's Moira the Yard Sale Slut, Jessica the Virgin and Mia the Contortionist, all in one very bendy, very lengthy (over 100,000 words) volume. Have a great Labor Day, and remember, workers of the world, unite!

Da blurb:

"Tavern Sluts" is the adventures of three women who serve as waitresses in the Smiling Slut Tavern, a very different sort of tavern where the waitresses’ sexual use is on the menu along with the food and drink. This collection includes “Yard Sale Slut: The Novel,” “Jessica’s Virgin Auction” and “Mia the Contortionist.” All of these stories, available separately on Smashwords, are now in one tasty package!

We start with Moira, an orphan who's at one of the may low points in her life. Moira begins her story bound, gagged and naked, a slave being sold along with various other knickknacks and whatnots by her owners, the Grayson family, at their yard sale.

The slavers who’d bought her and broken her to slavery had been more than evil enough, with all the rape and whipping and whoring of her, but this was just humiliating. Sold, raped and now … discounted.

When she's bought by a local slut tavern owner, Moira figures it's just another humiliation in the long sequence of humiliations she had endured. But the Smiling Slut Tavern, Moira's new owner, has some surprises in store for her. She had no idea she'd fall in love! And she was unprepared for Sky, the First Girl, whose mysterious psychic powers take Moira's life in a whole new direction.

The next time we visit the Smiling Slut Tavern, more than a century has passed. Technology has given men and women ways of expanding sexual pleasure greatly. But technology has potential for misuse, too, and Jessica of “Jessica's Virgin Auction” is a prime example. Her parents, deeply religious and socially conservative, put a watcherball on her, a tiny flying camera that could deliver electric shocks. It was commonly used to protect children. Most parents turned the watcherballs off when their kids were safe at home.

But Jessica's parents never turned her watcherball off. The watcherball was always right there to give her tiny electric shocks if it sensed her sexuality budding.

As a result, Jessica's sexuality is a mysterious unknown territory that she is desperate to explore in the most extreme way possible. And there's no more extreme method that Jessica knows of than to become a tavern slut.

Which is how, shortly after her 18th birhday, Jessica winds up naked, bound and gagged in an alcove at the Smiling Slut Tavern, the living prize in a virgin auction, waiting eagerly for the first of ten lucky men who will have her that night.

What Jessica doesn't know is that her auction will be the spark that sets off fireworks throughout the tavern, and which will put the Smiling Slut Tavern on the map as one of the most exciting slut taverns ever and make her name forever famous!

Finally, we have Mia. Mia, like most women of her times, enjoys the dating scene as it has evolved under basic income. Mia's problem is that she likes having sex with the guys all too much. Women are supposed to string the guys along, releasing the kitty from the bag bit by bit, never emptying it. But athletic, vital, sensuous Mia had a tendency to empty the bag on the very first date.

Tavern sluts get to empty the bag all day long, every day. But Mia can't become a tavern slut because tavern sluts are the enemies of regular women, always on offer along with all the other items on the menu, making it so much harder for regular women to string the men along. How could she maintain her friendships with regular women when she was in the enemy camp?

These three stories have already been published separately on Smashwords. If you've already bought them, you won't find anything new here. If you haven't bought them, give the stories a try. You'll be glad you did!

These three stories together are over 100,000 words long, and are part of the Basic Income universe, although as noted, Moira's story precedes the advent of Basic Income.

Yard Sale Slut: The Novel Now On Smashwords -- Hardcore BDSM Taboo Erotica

 

Smashwords link (includes Kindle epub and other formats) $2.99

“Yard Sale Slut: The Novel,” is the greatly revised and extended version of “Yard Sale Slut” a novella published on Amazon three years ago. The novella was 33,000 words long and the novel is 53,000 words long.

The additional 20,000 words deals with the protagonist’s experiences after she is drugged and sold to the Mossport Slave Agency by a disgruntled ex-employer. (Her employer had her reasons.) It is basically 20,000 words of pure sexual bondage BDSM goodness. Moira gets tied up and whipped, put in stocks and raped by two male slavers, locked in a cage, tied up and gang raped by three other slavegirls who aren’t tied up (lesbian gang rape) put in chains and forced to rape a tied-up slavegirl, and whored out as a slave in the slave agency’s bordello, chained to the bed the whole time of course.

And many of the proceedings are captured on video to sell as porn. The Mossport slavers profit from Moira in every way they can, totally without her consent.

This is in keeping with the original concept of “Yard Sale Slut” in which the protagonist has a very rough time at the hand of the slavers and a very dispiriting time at the hands of her first owners, which sets things up nicely for a big turnaround when she becomes a Smiling Slut Tavern slavegirl.

Now you may be wondering, “but then, why did you not include all that wonderful BDSM sex slave rape in the original “Yard Sale Slut”? And the answer is that I could not do so because “Yard Sale Slut” was originally written for Amazon, and Amazon does not do nonconsensual erotica. In order to sell the story on Amazon I had to tone down the nonconsensual stuff to virtually nothing, in fact, I had Moira AGREEING to be enslaved, signing contracts agreeing to be enslaved and everything. (This is actually more humiliating than being drugged and taken by force, and I played it for all the humiliation I could manage, but it can’t come close to matching the impact of the direct BDSM thrills as originally conceived.)

What I’m saying is, the novel version is the REAL “Yard Sale Slut” story, the hardcore pure-D sexual bondage fuckathon I originally envisioned. Oh, and it comes with a Happily Ever After, too. But … that’s not all.

I also envisioned “Yard Sale Slut” as a real science fiction story. It’s set in my Basic Income timeline, in the runup to the Oligarch Wars. The Oligarch Wars are an “If this goes on” dystopia in which technology, specifically automation, has advanced enough that machines can provide the oligarchs with every material need they might ever have. Basically, the oligarchs see the rest of humanity as leeches who compete with them for resources and who produce way too many greenhouse gases. (Though, of course, on a per capita basis, the oligarchs do a lot more damage than regular folks. But without regular folks greenhouse gases will be greatly reduced even though the oligarchs keep on oligarching.) 

Hence, the oligarchs have decided to get rid of 95 percent of us. (They’ll still need servants and employees of various kinds, of course, so a few hundred million will be saved.) But they don’t go about it in a comic book supervillain sort of way and declare war on humanity. They instead create terrible conditions in the societies they control. Things like mass evictions of the poor, food shortages, bringing back horrible institutions like chattel slavery. And when the inevitable revolts occur, they see to it that the government quashes them quickly and violently, with plenty of civilian casualties.

And the oligarchs use their control of the mainstream media to prevent anyone from knowing about all this horrible stuff going on. You could be living in the next town over from a government massacre and not know about it if you didn’t know anybody who lived there well. The oligarchs want spontaneous, local, easily quashed rebellions, but they don’t want widespread organized rebellions. Those might succeed, or perhaps get some oligarchs killed, and that’s unacceptable.

None of these things are spelled out in my story.  We see things from Moira’s eyes, and she wants mostly to escape from the world via Italian Renaissance poetry, and so has only a superficial, fragmented viewpoint of what’s going on around her, though she’s sure she doesn’t like what she sees of it.

Also, one of the things I’ve noticed in written accounts by people who have lived through wars is how weirdly isolated a war can be. People can be living an approximation of normal life in one place and going through hell not far away. 

Moira’s story takes place early on when the oligarchs are successfully waging their undeclared war on everyone. I hoped to give an unreal, science-fiction feel to her ordeals, sort of an alternate-timeline feel although this isn’t really an alternate timeline. It’s our timeline, if horrible trends get even more horrible. I wouldn’t be surprised if this future is completely off base and wrong about everything, and I devoutly hope it is. But human history makes it feel all too possible.

So, here’s da blurb:

Nobody who knew Moira Evans thought she had a brilliant future, but at least she had a good one. She was a topnotch student with a passion for Italian Renaissance poetry, unusual for a kid from a remote rural town. The most she could hope for was a teaching job at some podunk college, but it would be enough to make her hardscrabble mountain family proud and give her the sequestered life of academia she craved.

But when events beyond Moira’s control cause her to lose her family and her scholarship, she swiftly descends to the depths of a society that lost its bearings decades ago. Drugged and sold into slavery, she experiences the whip, slave rape, bondage rape, lesbian gang rape, being a slave whore, and worst of all, being sold for cheap at a yard sale! The world is going to hell and Moira is chained beneath the ground floor.

Will Moira be able to regain some semblance of peace and happiness when she’s bought by the Smiling Slave Tavern and becomes a tavern slave, having sex with customers on demand? You’ll have to read the story and find out.

This novel is 53,000 words long, and is an extensively revised and expanded version of the 33,000-word novella “Yard Sale Slut.” The story is number 3 in the Tavern Slut series but is set about 100-150 years prior to Tavern Slut #1 and Tavern Slut #2, which are roughly contemporaneous.

The Curl of the Lash

She had called her Mistress a young whippersnapper one too many times that day ...
I love the beauty and intensity of this image. The way the woman's body curls as she writhes, the way the whip seems to mimic her curling as it uncurls. An ingenious and interesting tie as well. I'm not into pain at all (which makes the lack of whip marks on her skin a plus for me) but this is a really strong dramatic image. Once again, an example of artistic bondage.

The Thrill Of Victory, And the Agony of De Butt

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Happy Mother's Day To All the Slave Girls!

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Left Holding The Ball

"Master said, if the thought of being whipped bothers you, I will let you hold my ball while I whip you, does that not show trust?" Image source: Training of O.com.

Light Bondage Session from Troma Films

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And Now For Something Completely Different

"Help! I'm being menaced by ... neoprene!" Image source: this Youtube video.
We're gonna take a break today from our scripting duties because, well, we can. And besides, we found this really funny vid on Youtube from a movie entitled Tarkan Viking Kani or something to that effect. It's uploaded in segments, this one in particular has an actress clinging to a wooden version of a set of playground rings and screaming her head off at a "giant octopus" that looks a lot like something you'd expect to find floating in the water of a kiddie pool. Sort of the damsel in distress equivalent of the poor dude in a loincloth wrestling with a rubber alligator. Enjoy!


Now isn't this a LOT more dramatic? Granted the nudity would be a no-no, as would the vibrator, but the style of bondage and the spider gag would work just fine, as would the whipping, if the woman (Christina Carter, I believe) were wearing, say, a thong bikini. Image source: Whipped Ass.com.

The Whipped Orion Slave Girl On The Cutting Room Floor

"It's the 25th Century, and here I am, dancing pretty much naked and being whipped by some bozo. Oh, well, at least my skin is green ... that's progress, I guess." Image source: Birdofthegalaxy's flickr site.
Mainstream bondage fans have their share of bondagettes whose scenes never made it to the actual film. There's Famke Janssen, gagged and tied to a chair in "Mystery Men" according to many sources, but the scene remains unseen. And there's Jennifer Garner's never-seen ballgag scene from "Alias." And undoubtedly many others I can't recall offhand.

Now mainstream whipping scene fans have a reason to gnash their teeth in frustration, and arguably, a better reason than either of those cited above: in the pilot episode of Star Trek (the original series, called simply TOS by Trekkies) hottie Susan Oliver plays an Orion slave girl who gets whipped by a slavemaster while doing a dance. That's what the scene at the top of this post shows ... it's a copy of a 35mm slide from a deleted Star Trek scene that we only have because of the collector who put up images of some of his collection of rare Trek scenes on Flickr. (And thanks to the IO9 website for pointing this out!


Of course, you can make up any scenario you like if you have the right tools. For example, an Orion slavegirl is sold to a Gorean paga tavern and is insufficiently pleasing, and the First Girl must punish her. Image source: me.



Any scenario you like. Image source: me.

Bondage Hangman

"May I buy a vowel, Mistress?"
My flying monkeys found this pleasant little time-waster from Ucogi Games, a free Web game called "bondage hangman." The blonde above is suspended by her wrists, starting out fully clothed. Each time you guess a letter wrong, a whip lashes one item of clothing off. If you can guess the word before she is reduced to just her thong, you get to lash her more whiles she hangs by her wrists wearing only the thong.

Not being into lashing, I don't find the winning reward all that much fun, but the game itself is still Hangman, and the visual is MUCH, MUCH nicer than the stick figure on a scaffold.

The Wrong Arm of the Law

"You are guilty of going naked in public! Admit it!"
"But ..."
"I see your butt! It is nice, but no defense to the charge of public nudity!"
"But ..."
"Your breasts are gorgeous as well! But still not a defense!"
"But YOU'RE the one who stripped me of my clothes and paraded me through the streets!"
"A technicality, woman -- which you are ALSO guilty of being!"

Image source: kink.com shoot 13603 starring Sarah May and James Deen.

Poor Planning For Double Bondage Blowjob

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An Oldie But Goodie: Maitresse

This is chair bondage from a mainstream movie, but it is NOT comfy chair bondage. The woman's wrists are tied to the back of the chair, and of course her knees are tied wide apart. And of course, she's naked, with her vaginal bits hanging out there for all to see (almost never happens in US mainstream films). That's how it's done!
Image source: Vidcap from the movie "Maitresse" starring Gerard Depardieu (not shown) Bulle Ogier (the blonde woman) and featuring the lovely Cecile Pochet, tied to the chair. Courtesy of aznude.com.
The French film Maitresse is what I would call an offbeat romance released in 1975. Written and directed by acclaimed French director Barbet Schroeder, it starred Gerard Depardieu as a good-natured burglar who gets involved with a professional dominatrix (Bulle Ogier) after an unsuccessful attempt to burglarize her leaves him cuffed to her radiator.

LeftA nice closeup of Cecile's butt with a pointer pointing to the bits that are naughty. That's cinema! Also never seen in US mainstream films.
As Ogier's character is a dominatrix, most of the bondage is definitely femdom/malesub kinda stuff, but at the 38 minute mark there's the tasty femsub whipping scene I've made caps of, with the boyfriend sharing some hot kisses with his bound sub while Depardieu lays on.

What makes the scene stand out in my mind is the thoroughness with which the woman in the chair is bound. In the mainstream, even scenes that are all about the sexual bondage tend to feature feeble bondage scenes. This is NOT feeble stuff, perhaps because it's rumored that real-life French submissives played the submissives in the film (rumor even has it that they were not paid for their work, but rather paid for the chance to be in the film). And I did a quick scan of the scenes after the female bondage scene, it was all femdom/malesub stuff, so far as I could tell.

Along the same lines, there are supposed to be some scenes of torture that shocked audiences at the time (the movie is or was banned in Britain, not sure of the time frame) and that might be a product of using real-life subs as well. I haven't seen that section, as scenes involving torture squick me. Leave it for those who like it.

You can watch the entire film at Dailymotion.com, here's the URL, action starts at the 38 minute mark. Enjoy!

Panther Girl Fantasy

Note slave kennel in background as bound woman is threatened with a whip. So very SL Gorean.

I found a lot of SL Gorean videos on Youtube in my research for the Unreal Estate story, many not related to real estate, but celebrations of SL Gor. They’re a mixed bag as you might expect, but a few of them are great, and this one is a greatly great. Entitled “Gor: Sweet Escape” it’s a video about panther girls (wild women who live in the forest and fight each other and hunt for men and one another for sexual purposes, and are hunted by men for sexual purposes).

The thing that makes this video especially powerful and evocative is the way the imagery and the music (“Pocketful of Sunshine” by Natasha Bedingfield) are combined. It conveys very powerfully the emotional appeal of the panther girl fantasy, in a way that rational discourse, or even the kind of discourse I typically engage in, could ever manage.

Check it out.


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Savage Sword of Obama

A half naked black woman whips a naked white woman. Not that there’s anything wrong with that -- in Hyperborea. Gor either, for that matter.

I have here an image of a naked white woman being whipped by an almost naked black woman from one of President Obama’s favorite publications. I kid you not.

It’s from -- if you haven’t already guessed it -- Savage Sword of Conan Volume 3. (It’s one of two tasty bondage images from Volume 3, way below par for Conan novels.)

Obama has publicly admitted to being fan of Savage Sword of Conan. I have to say, that makes me feel even better that I voted for him, and not just because of our shared liking for Savage Sword of Conan.

I’m also pleased because Savage Sword of Conan is an excellent primer for dealing with Congress. The characters in Savage Sword of Conan are a group of treacherous, conniving, sneaky, underhanded knaves -- and that’s the GOOD guys. The bad guys are all that plus evil -- REALLY evil.

Even the seemingly hapless slave girls in Savage Sword of Conan are sly, manipulative wenches. Betrayal is the almost inevitably result of trusting any character, male or female. (If only Monica Lewinsky had been a Savage Sword of Conan fan.

You can see why Savage Sword of Conan is an excellent primer for anyone who would be President. He’ll need all the lessons in dealing with treachery and double-dealing he can get with all those Republicans out there, and thanks to Savage Sword of Conan he’ll have plenty of them.

Of course, President Obama should never admit to a taste for other heroic fantasy such as, say, Gor novels. But Obama knows better than that. That’s why he’s President and I’m a hugely successful bondage erotica writer (six sales in the last four months!).

And I’ll bet Obama's stash of Gor novels is REALLY well hidden.


It is good to be the ki … er, President.

Embarrassing

"I can't believe I'm strung up naked to be whipped and all any of them can talk about is how big my butt is."

An image from the movie "Viking Queen," a clip at Raffish's didclip site.