The Misunderstanding

When they asked if she wanted to try it on, she thought they’d said, “Want to wear the soft ballgag?” when in fact they’d said, “Want to wear the softball gag?” By which they’d meant, “softball-sized gag.”

Image of gorgeous bondage model Charley Chase from Bondagerotica advertiser Hogtied.

For The Bondagette Who’s Tried Everything

She had endured every form of bondage known to mankind: hogties, savage folds, wrist-ankle ties, full suspension, four point spreads, you name it. But nothing had prepared her for the horror of … Radio Shack Bondage!

Image: vidcap from some movie or other.

Witless on Lothar: The Embarrassiation Continues!

“Hello out there! Room service! Concierge! … Oh, some demorat is going to pay for this!”

Has Anne Coaltar survived death in Chapter 1? The fact that there's a Chapter 2 should be a bit of a clue on that issue. What further perils will Anne face? Was it just one hell of a party, or is something else going on? Read Chapter 2 of the Epic Cycle Saga Series and discover just how horrifying drinking water can be!

Image: artwork I created myself with a few tools provided by Second Life.

Loaded Question

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Tanning Without A Permit

“You’re under my crotch! Er, under arrest!”
Captain Closeau had been retired from the force years ago, yet still he patrolled the beaches and cuffed suspects in his own particular way.

Image: vidcap from the French film Le Gendarme Et Le Sextraterrestres, which I’m SURE is a very serious, sophisticated film.

Smell The Hand

“Look, please don't be offended considering you've got me tied naked to this cross and all, but have you ever considered … washing ... that fist?”

Image: vidcap from the Italian film Murder Obsession.

Virtual Slave Girls of Second Life

Adventure Awaits On Second Life! Sometimes, very brief adventures...

The artificial cyberspace world known as "Second Life" (think "World of Warcraft" for grownups, where people design their own scenarios) has a very large and active group of roleplayers who like to participate in sims based on John Norman's Gor novels.

A goodly percentage (some say the majority) are women who like to roleplay at being slavegirls at least part of the time. Possibly much of the time. They have an enormous range of costuming available from virtual clothing designers. How do they dress? Exactly the way I say sexy slave girls should dress in sword and sandal/sorcery movies. It’s like regular people like the sexy and Hollywood doesn’t. I thought the media was pushing the sexy onto an American public that has no interest in it. What’s going on? And what implications does this have for sword and sandal/sorcery movies?