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Thursday, September 4, 2008

Personal Ad


"I'm so famished after wearing that bacon-flavored gag all afternoon!"


Fifi thought about the personal ad that had led her to Master. "I enjoy candlelit dinners," it had said. "I enjoy long walks on the beach at sunset," the ad had said. It had left out the part about her naked, collared, leashed and on all fours. "I enjoy tenderness in a woman," the ad had said. It had left out the part about him being willing to spank or flog her skin to make it tender.

Still, she was somehow glad she'd answered the ad. For example, tonight's dinner was Alpo! So much better than those Weight Watchers meals.

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