At last, gentlemen, we have a total, definitive, complete and final answer to the question: "What is more fun than a barrel of monkeys?"
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Sometimes, the requests made by older children left the Make-A Wish Foundation in something of an ethical dilemma.
"Please don't leave me alone in this cage!" Slave Cindy had cried to her master. Master obliged, but not in the manner she had anticipated.
The hoary old tradition of college students squeezing into telephone booths updated for a new era!
Santa sighed happily as he placed the squirming package next to the tree, knowing that this particular present would make a certain boy very, very happy.