Thursday, January 29, 2009

A Cry For Help

Foot in mouth disease strikes a bondage model every 28 minutes here in the United States, even in this day of advanced medicine, and she's pretty darned sick of it. This tragic debilitating condition has no known cure, except of course for taking one's foot out of one's mouth. If you'd like to help, please send money to me, Pat Powers. It won't help foot in mouth victims, but it will help me, Pat Powers.

Images from Bondagerotica advertiser Hogtied.

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