Sunday, January 11, 2009

Alarm Fur Cobra or (Engrish Translation: Purple Monkey Dishwasher)

My German is a little rusty, but here's my translation of some of the dialogue from the German TV series "Alarm für Cobra 11" episode "Die Autobahnpolizei":

I think I've found the cause of those toothaches she's been having!

Let's see, gun or q-tip, gun or q-tip, I never can remember…

Yes, doctor, she swallowed a pencil, sideways. And she's trying to do it again!

Ever since she started wearing the new fashion bit gag, people constantly mistook her for her daughter.

"I can't believe my own mother gave me stick-in-mouth disease!"

The damsels in distress are played by Janette Rauch and Miriam Horwitz.

Images from a clip at Raffish's didclip site.

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