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Showing posts with label bit-gag. Show all posts
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Thursday, December 13, 2012

Anne Hathaway Wardrobe Malfunction Doubles My Visitor Count


Anne Hathaway's naughty, naughty porn star clone Iona Grace answers the question: "What would Anne Hathaway look like if she were naked, tied, bit-gagged and relentlessly dildo-vibed by a masked minion?" We believe it would look a lot like this! Image source: Hogtied.com.

I noticed that the hits on this blog have more than doubled, and looking around, I see that Anne Hathaway has had a wardrobe malfunction, which has apparently sent many fans looking for more. I've seen the unretouched wardrobe malfunction photos (thank you, Google!) and it's nothing much. Kink.com model Iona Grace, who bears a certain resemblance to Hathaway in some photos and has a really beautiful body, shows so much more!

Strange how things work out. I've been writing what I think are some pretty good posts of late and they've had no effect on visitors, but Anne Hathaway experiences a wardrobe malfunction and I'm swamped. Not that I'm complaining! Much...

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Playing The Prudes, Then and Now


An ad from the 1950s demonstrates the fate of housewives (most adult women of the time) who did not check coffee for store-freshness, whatever that was. Check out the expression on the wife's face, however. Seems to be having a great time!


The 1950s were a different time. Not that I was around back then, but as an erudite scholar of all things weird, the 1950s are a time of great interest to me, because they were VERY weird times, especially in terms of relations between the sexes.

Can you imagine any ad like the one above getting off the drawing board nowadays without setting off fire alarms, rabid wolverines and flaming nuns in an advertising agency in the U.S.? I think not! But in the 1950s, the sexism was so deeply ingrained in the culture that such an ad would have merited nothing more than a patronizing pat on the tush of the woman who came up with it from the art director who stole it from her, though of course it would have been considered just male prerogative and not theft in those days. It was indeed a “man's world.”

No one would have ever protested such an ad in those days, except for perhaps those few women who were on the leading age of the coming feminist movement, and they had little or no traction in mainstream society and would not have been noticed had they done so. That ad, outre by modern standards, was not done with the intent of irritating or enraging anyone.

Now it is true that MUCH more sexist ads are published nowadays (see below) but the difference here is … the modern sexist advertisers know EXACTLY what they are doing (see my piece on the Roger David ad in Australia for an example). The things that makes the 50s bondage/maledom ads different is that they were oblivious to any sexist content, and to sexual bondage content as well.


A bitgagged model in a modern fashion ad. I'm not sure what she's supposed to be selling, but dammit, you just know it's cool and sexy!


The people who made the image of the bit-gagged model understood the sexual content and they understood that it was going to piss the hell out of some prudo-feminists. And they were perfectly all right with that. Fashion industry advertisers regularly create ads intended to rouse the prudo-feminists in much the same way that fashion advertisers in the 1950s regularly created ads intended to irritate garden-variety prudes.

They do it because it is one of the easiest ways to make your firm/products look cool and sexy is to create products that outrage the uncool and the unsexy. In the 1950s, that would have been garden-variety prudes, and the ads merely had to be sexy or naked or whatever approximation of those were allowable at the time.

In the 2000s outraging garden-variety prudes is passe, because most everybody likes sexy except social conservatives. And it is so fricking easy to outrage a moral conservative of the Christian fundie stripe that you get no points for it. The Christian fundies are correctly perceived as having no influence in the culture in the areas of fashion and art.

The new uncool is prudo-feminists. Feminism still has a little currency, but the brand of it that became prudish and angry about sex and sexual imagery (I refer to them as "prudo-feminists" because I got no beef with feminists generally) well they are a perfect target. And so they become the new way of defining cool ... by being so uncool. Hence all those ads aimed at infuriating them.

And I, for one, am glad! Serves 'em right.


And nowadays, advertisers can use nudity AND bondage in their ads! The best of BOTH worlds!

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Alarm Fur Cobra or (Engrish Translation: Purple Monkey Dishwasher)

My German is a little rusty, but here's my translation of some of the dialogue from the German TV series "Alarm für Cobra 11" episode "Die Autobahnpolizei":


I think I've found the cause of those toothaches she's been having!



Let's see, gun or q-tip, gun or q-tip, I never can remember…



Yes, doctor, she swallowed a pencil, sideways. And she's trying to do it again!



Ever since she started wearing the new fashion bit gag, people constantly mistook her for her daughter.



"I can't believe my own mother gave me stick-in-mouth disease!"


The damsels in distress are played by Janette Rauch and Miriam Horwitz.

Images from a clip at Raffish's didclip site.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Bad Connection


"Giddyap, supermodel!"

Source: the gorgeous Rosaleen Young. Link is to Young's current website. I believe the site is all about spanking, I don't think there's a lot of bondage content on it.


Cell phones could be so tricky when you had a bad connection. When her agent called about the shoot, the supermodel thought she had said, "It's a bit of a gag." In fact, the supermodel was SURE her agent had said that. Very funny. Now she was wondering what her agent had meant when she said, "It's a pony trail, but plug you where on the shoot." It hadn't made much sense then. Ah, well, she'd find out soon enough what her agent had meant by that.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Bad Girls' Bit Gag Scene -- Opportunities Lost

Hmmm, tastes like chicken. Well, rubber chicken.


This Thursday (August 21, 2008) episode 5.1 of Bad Girls aired for the first time in the US on the Logo Channel (i.e., the gay channel, no I'm not kidding) and of course I had to record it and watch it. And even though my DVD somehow screwed up, I did managed to catch tle last 20 minutes of the ep.

As you can see, they did a great job of presenting the bit gag visually, but it left much to be desired in other respects, so much so that I was reduced to using colorful metaphors to express my disappointment. I could have written my response as a post for this blog, but chose instead to write it as an article on my website since I wanted to reference it from my article on Bad Girls."

You can read my outraged screed abuot the bit gag scene here.

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Tina Louise And the 40-Year Bitgag Gap

Over on my website, I've got an article about the first-ever -- and just about ONLY bit gag to appear in mainstream US TV. (The article includes vidcaps, of course.) It was worn by Tina Louise on an episode of Bonanza back in 1968. Yes, THAT Tina Louise. She was doing a guest shot as an abducted frontier hottie, probably in preparation for her later role as a castaway on "Gilligan's Island."

The weird thing is, there were no bit gags seen on American TV until Fabiano Udenio wore one on the "Amazon" TV series in 1999. Practically another century -- certainly, another half century.

I'm not sure if there's any historical verisimilitude to the whole Indians/bit gag thing, especially since the tribe on Bonanza was clearly Hollywood Indians ... I mean, they can hear a squirrel coughing in the woods three miles away, but they don't NOTICE a bunch of burly white settlers sneaking up on them? Riiiiiight. Plus, being Hollywood Indians, they were probably mostly Jewish -- very characteristic of that tribe.

In any event, I doubt the historical use of bit gags by actual Indians on logical grounds. Either they needed to silence their captives or they didn't. And the thing is, bit gags won't silence a captive. They do almost nothing to control screaming. So I don't think they would have been used. The only reason I can think the director of whomever thought a bit gag would be right would be that it had that Western look so prized by pioneers and Indians in the old days. I mean, wood, leather straps -- it's practically a farm implement as it is.

Pity that line of thinking never caught on.