Wonder Woman In Trouble

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You're in for it now!

"Now you've done it... you've made her horny! Very, very horny!"

 

Image source: Chloe Toy from "Use The Grass, Girlie" a video on pornworld.com.

You've Come A Long Way, Baby!

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"You Can't Put That There!"

"It was then that Slave Leia discovered that the alien woman DID have a that and COULD put that there!"

Image source: this is art by Alex Bridger, a talented artist who has created many online comics detailing the adventures of Slave Leia in the Star Wars universe that are full of wonderful kink imagery. (What's actually going on here is that the alien woman is putting a pony tail butt plug up Leia's ass before taking her out to be sold, I believe.)

 Unfortunately, "Alex Bridger" (very likely a pseudonym) has taken down his Deviant Art page and his Patreon page and generally disappeared from the Web so I can't offer you a generic Alex Bridger page to visit. (No reason is given for his disappearance though it was speculated that Disney's lawyers might have been after him. If so, a real shame, as no one believes Disney is ever going to get into the kinky possibilities of the Slave Leia storyline.) 

However, you can find the comic that this image is from (A Royal Bounty) by visiting this site. You can find all of Bridger's Slave Leia comics online by doing a Google search: Alex Bridger Star Wars -Ezra, or Alex Bridger Slave Leia -Ezra. Be sure and include the "-Ezra" because there's a major character named Ezra Bridger in Star Wars (he shows up in the Ahsoka live action Disney series) and if you don't exclude Ezra you are going to get a LOT of listings about Ezra Bridger and very few about Alex Bridger.

If anybody has more current information about Alex Bridger please feel free to drop a comment. A talent like that deserves recognition and moolah!

Fork U: Cosmo's Horrible BDSM Sex Tips Inspired By Fifty Shades of Grey

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Katy Perry Nude and Gagged ... Or Cloned?

On the left, we have Katy Perry naked, well ... nude, she's got a hand coyly covering her breast's pink and pointy part. On the right, we have Katy Perry wearing a bit gag with head harness and with her breast hanging right out there, nipple and all. Good for her! Image source: The Interwebs.
An easy Google search will show that Katy Perry has done a lot more than kissing a girl and liking it of late. She likes to do a lot of things. And apparently, one of them is put on a bit gag head harness and the other is letting one her nipples hang out as she is topless from the waist up and ... hold on ... this just in.

The photo on the right is NOT Katy Perry being all naked and gagged. Turns out, it's a model named Porcelain in a shoot for photographer Corwin Prescott. It's part of a diptych, called "Hunter and Prey" and it's pretty obvious Porcelain is the prey as the naked model in the other photo on the diptych is carrying a gun. (I mean, it COULD be the other way around, but what are the odds?)

DO visit the site, Prescott is a talented photographer who does great bondage art and all kinds of shoots, and Porcelain is fricking gorgeous and WAAAAAAAY less inhibited than Katy Perry. Not that Katy Perry is all that inhibited. The Katy Perry look IS atypical for Porcelain, a shame since she is a dead ringer for Katy Perry in the right makeup and hair (and contact lenses).

Porcelain very likely WAS cloned from Perry at some point in a feat of topnotch Celebrity Cloneage, because that's the only explanation that makes sense in the post-Kyle McLaughlin's dad sells the Spice Girls' moms universe.

That Pony Girl Look

"I wonder how I'll persuade them to let me gag them..."

Image sources: Left: Carla Zampatti in the center flanked by two models wearing fashion-type pony tail headgear in a photo from the Daily Mail. On the right we have the gorgeous Rosaleen Young in full pony girl regalia. Can't trace the source for this particular photo of Rosaleen but there is a site called Rosaleenyoung.com that features many galleries of Rosaleen getting spanked.
The women on the right is of course wearing full ponygirl headgear, complete with a bitgag. The women on the left my flying monkeys found on a in an Daily Mail article on what Carla Zampatti (whoever she is, fashion designer I assume) is doing for Fashion Week in Australia. Zampatti, it seems, is calling for structured ponytail with bondage tape as the look for Fashion Week.

The bondage tape, the article explains, is used because it doesn't stick to the skin, that, after all, is why bondage people use it. (It's actually medical tape, OK, it was designed for serious medical uses before bondage fans picked up on it and turned it into fun tape. But bondage tape sounds a lot sexier than medical tape.)

But the interesting thing I found was that while the article's author, Alison Larsen, was hip to the bondage tape, she missed the really obvious direction the fashion style was headed in, which was pony girl headgear. The instant I saw that image, I thought "ponygirl!" It's SO OBVIOUS if you've ever seen a pony girl done up in one of those hood and ponytail getups they wear. But the author missed it, or perhaps just didn't care to point it out.

Anne Hathaway Wardrobe Malfunction Doubles My Visitor Count

Anne Hathaway's naughty, naughty porn star clone Iona Grace answers the question: "What would Anne Hathaway look like if she were naked, tied, bit-gagged and relentlessly dildo-vibed by a masked minion?" We believe it would look a lot like this! Image source: Hogtied.com.
I noticed that the hits on this blog have more than doubled, and looking around, I see that Anne Hathaway has had a wardrobe malfunction, which has apparently sent many fans looking for more. I've seen the unretouched wardrobe malfunction photos (thank you, Google!) and it's nothing much. Kink.com model Iona Grace, who bears a certain resemblance to Hathaway in some photos and has a really beautiful body, shows so much more!

Strange how things work out. I've been writing what I think are some pretty good posts of late and they've had no effect on visitors, but Anne Hathaway experiences a wardrobe malfunction and I'm swamped. Not that I'm complaining! Much...

Sexual Bondage and Sexual Healing

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Four More Years

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Bondage Rummage Sale Hits The Streets

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James Deen Is Not Having Sex With Lindsay Lohan (at the moment)

An actress who is probably not Lindsay Lohan, she's probably Trina Michaels, but she IS having sex with James Deen on camera. Image source: Sex and Submission video 14624.
The flying monkeys brought in this interesting tidbit, an article in the Huffington Post's celebrity section to the effect that porn star James Deen (see above) is not sleeping with actress Lindsay Lohan.

I'll bet you were as shocked as I am to receive the news. I mean, the sheer CHUTZPAH of presenting a story about someone NOT sleeping with someone as NEWS! I mean, come on! I'M not having sex with Lindsay Lohan either! I think it likely that a not inconsiderable fraction of readers of this blog are not having sex with Lindsay Lohan as well!

Granted, Ms. Lohan and Mr. Deen do have some acquaintance, as they are playing lovers in Brett Easton Ellis' film, "The Canyons." But that's as far as it goes, says Dean.

Now my acquaintance with Ms. Lohan is somewhat slight, in that she probably has no idea that I exist and would be horrified to discover that I did. And yet, despite all this, I am still not having sex with Lindsay Lohan. I want that understood!

And you, gentle readers, if you happen not to be sleeping with Lindsay Lohan, feel free to leave a comment in response to this post explaining that you are not having sex with Lindsay Lohan, and the circumstances that have led to your not having sex with Lindsay Lohan. The world deserves to know!

Spanksgiving Grinches In Illinois

"Does it feel good when I spank here?" Image source: Chayse Evans stripped, bound, bit-gagged and spanked in a Fucking Dungeon.com shoot.
A bondage-themed exposition called Spanksgiving, scheduled for Thanksgiving weekend in Fairview Heights, Illinois, is getting hit with unexpected fees by a city council playing the usual dickish political games where matters sexual are concerned.

The council had initially told the organizers of Spanksgiving that their vendors would not have to pay the $50 fee the city charges for commercial events, as Spanksgiving was a nonprofit event. But lo and behold, minds got changed when the city council "did further research" into the event's activities and suddenly vendors have to pay the $50 fee. The council maintains they are just enforcing new rules, but since no other nonprofit events have had their vendors charges, it's obviously just garden-variety political dickishness. I suppose we should give thanks that they did not shut down the event completely, though they would probably have done so if they could have conjured up a legal excuse to do so.

I think the Fairview Heights town council needs a good spanking! And I also wish you all a happy Spanksgiving, and a happy Thanksgiving, too.

A Brief Visual History of Pony Girls

Victorian, seventies, and current pony girls work that thing! Sources, left to right: vintage photo, vidcap from the 1970s film "Check to the Queen" and Julie K. Smith gets pony-ish.
Bondagerotica has a new article today, A Brief Visual History of Pony Girls. Although brief and yet visual, this history of pony girls covers an as yet unhistoricized subject with the same sort of depth and discernment that Gibbons displayed in his coverage of The Fall of The Roman Empire, if he'd been going mostly by salacious images on the subject.

This brilliant piece of exposition explains not only pony girls, but why the bustle was once a popular fashion statement, why women in old photos often had That Expression on their faces, and where the likely future of pony girls will go. Yes, we have gone BEYOND Gibbons, who never did bother PREDICTING what the Roman Empire would do next! A must read for all Internet denizens!

Playing The Prudes, Then and Now

An ad from the 1950s demonstrates the fate of housewives (most adult women of the time) who did not check coffee for store-freshness, whatever that was. Check out the expression on the wife's face, however. Seems to be having a great time!

The 1950s were a different time. Not that I was around back then, but as an erudite scholar of all things weird, the 1950s are a time of great interest to me, because they were VERY weird times, especially in terms of relations between the sexes.

Can you imagine any ad like the one above getting off the drawing board nowadays without setting off fire alarms, rabid wolverines and flaming nuns in an advertising agency in the U.S.? I think not! But in the 1950s, the sexism was so deeply ingrained in the culture that such an ad would have merited nothing more than a patronizing pat on the tush of the woman who came up with it from the art director who stole it from her, though of course it would have been considered just male prerogative and not theft in those days. It was indeed a “man's world.”

No one would have ever protested such an ad in those days, except for perhaps those few women who were on the leading age of the coming feminist movement, and they had little or no traction in mainstream society and would not have been noticed had they done so. That ad, outre by modern standards, was not done with the intent of irritating or enraging anyone.

Now it is true that MUCH more sexist ads are published nowadays (see below) but the difference here is … the modern sexist advertisers know EXACTLY what they are doing (see my piece on the Roger David ad in Australia for an example). The things that makes the 50s bondage/maledom ads different is that they were oblivious to any sexist content, and to sexual bondage content as well.


A bitgagged model in a modern fashion ad. I'm not sure what she's supposed to be selling, but dammit, you just know it's cool and sexy!

The people who made the image of the bit-gagged model understood the sexual content and they understood that it was going to piss the hell out of some prudo-feminists. And they were perfectly all right with that. Fashion industry advertisers regularly create ads intended to rouse the prudo-feminists in much the same way that fashion advertisers in the 1950s regularly created ads intended to irritate garden-variety prudes.

They do it because it is one of the easiest ways to make your firm/products look cool and sexy is to create products that outrage the uncool and the unsexy. In the 1950s, that would have been garden-variety prudes, and the ads merely had to be sexy or naked or whatever approximation of those were allowable at the time.

In the 2000s outraging garden-variety prudes is passe, because most everybody likes sexy except social conservatives. And it is so fricking easy to outrage a moral conservative of the Christian fundie stripe that you get no points for it. The Christian fundies are correctly perceived as having no influence in the culture in the areas of fashion and art.

The new uncool is prudo-feminists. Feminism still has a little currency, but the brand of it that became prudish and angry about sex and sexual imagery (I refer to them as "prudo-feminists" because I got no beef with feminists generally) well they are a perfect target. And so they become the new way of defining cool ... by being so uncool. Hence all those ads aimed at infuriating them.

And I, for one, am glad! Serves 'em right.


And nowadays, advertisers can use nudity AND bondage in their ads! The best of BOTH worlds!

Quarry, The Cereal That's Mined -- By Naked, Gagged Women!

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The Amish Just Keep Getting Kinkier and Kinkier

And so this Amish Council adjudges ye three wenches guilty of the crime of hottiness, and so we sentence you to extra milking duty, and by “milking” we mean the milking of sperm from our cocks.

Image: From Lupus Pictures.

Alarm Fur Cobra or (Engrish Translation: Purple Monkey Dishwasher)

My German is a little rusty, but here's my translation of some of the dialogue from the German TV series "Alarm für Cobra 11" episode "Die Autobahnpolizei":


I think I've found the cause of those toothaches she's been having!


Let's see, gun or q-tip, gun or q-tip, I never can remember…


Yes, doctor, she swallowed a pencil, sideways. And she's trying to do it again!


Ever since she started wearing the new fashion bit gag, people constantly mistook her for her daughter.


"I can't believe my own mother gave me stick-in-mouth disease!"

The damsels in distress are played by Janette Rauch and Miriam Horwitz.

Images from a clip at Raffish's didclip site.

Bad Connection

"Giddyap, supermodel!"
Source: the gorgeous Rosaleen Young. Link is to Young's current website. I believe the site is all about spanking, I don't think there's a lot of bondage content on it.

Cell phones could be so tricky when you had a bad connection. When her agent called about the shoot, the supermodel thought she had said, "It's a bit of a gag." In fact, the supermodel was SURE her agent had said that. Very funny. Now she was wondering what her agent had meant when she said, "It's a pony trail, but plug you where on the shoot." It hadn't made much sense then. Ah, well, she'd find out soon enough what her agent had meant by that.

Bad Girls' Bit Gag Scene -- Opportunities Lost

Hmmm, tastes like chicken. Well, rubber chicken.

This Thursday (August 21, 2008) episode 5.1 of Bad Girls aired for the first time in the US on the Logo Channel (i.e., the gay channel, no I'm not kidding) and of course I had to record it and watch it. And even though my DVD somehow screwed up, I did managed to catch tle last 20 minutes of the ep.

As you can see, they did a great job of presenting the bit gag visually, but it left much to be desired in other respects, so much so that I was reduced to using colorful metaphors to express my disappointment. I could have written my response as a post for this blog, but chose instead to write it as an article on my website since I wanted to reference it from my article on Bad Girls."

You can read my outraged screed abuot the bit gag scene here.