Wonder Woman In Trouble

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You're in for it now!

"Now you've done it... you've made her horny! Very, very horny!"

 

Image source: Chloe Toy from "Use The Grass, Girlie" a video on pornworld.com.

You've Come A Long Way, Baby!

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"You Can't Put That There!"

"It was then that Slave Leia discovered that the alien woman DID have a that and COULD put that there!"

Image source: this is art by Alex Bridger, a talented artist who has created many online comics detailing the adventures of Slave Leia in the Star Wars universe that are full of wonderful kink imagery. (What's actually going on here is that the alien woman is putting a pony tail butt plug up Leia's ass before taking her out to be sold, I believe.)

 Unfortunately, "Alex Bridger" (very likely a pseudonym) has taken down his Deviant Art page and his Patreon page and generally disappeared from the Web so I can't offer you a generic Alex Bridger page to visit. (No reason is given for his disappearance though it was speculated that Disney's lawyers might have been after him. If so, a real shame, as no one believes Disney is ever going to get into the kinky possibilities of the Slave Leia storyline.) 

However, you can find the comic that this image is from (A Royal Bounty) by visiting this site. You can find all of Bridger's Slave Leia comics online by doing a Google search: Alex Bridger Star Wars -Ezra, or Alex Bridger Slave Leia -Ezra. Be sure and include the "-Ezra" because there's a major character named Ezra Bridger in Star Wars (he shows up in the Ahsoka live action Disney series) and if you don't exclude Ezra you are going to get a LOT of listings about Ezra Bridger and very few about Alex Bridger.

If anybody has more current information about Alex Bridger please feel free to drop a comment. A talent like that deserves recognition and moolah!

You Know You're Gonna Have A Long Day...

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Fork U: Cosmo's Horrible BDSM Sex Tips Inspired By Fifty Shades of Grey

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Katy Perry Nude and Gagged ... Or Cloned?

On the left, we have Katy Perry naked, well ... nude, she's got a hand coyly covering her breast's pink and pointy part. On the right, we have Katy Perry wearing a bit gag with head harness and with her breast hanging right out there, nipple and all. Good for her! Image source: The Interwebs.
An easy Google search will show that Katy Perry has done a lot more than kissing a girl and liking it of late. She likes to do a lot of things. And apparently, one of them is put on a bit gag head harness and the other is letting one her nipples hang out as she is topless from the waist up and ... hold on ... this just in.

The photo on the right is NOT Katy Perry being all naked and gagged. Turns out, it's a model named Porcelain in a shoot for photographer Corwin Prescott. It's part of a diptych, called "Hunter and Prey" and it's pretty obvious Porcelain is the prey as the naked model in the other photo on the diptych is carrying a gun. (I mean, it COULD be the other way around, but what are the odds?)

DO visit the site, Prescott is a talented photographer who does great bondage art and all kinds of shoots, and Porcelain is fricking gorgeous and WAAAAAAAY less inhibited than Katy Perry. Not that Katy Perry is all that inhibited. The Katy Perry look IS atypical for Porcelain, a shame since she is a dead ringer for Katy Perry in the right makeup and hair (and contact lenses).

Porcelain very likely WAS cloned from Perry at some point in a feat of topnotch Celebrity Cloneage, because that's the only explanation that makes sense in the post-Kyle McLaughlin's dad sells the Spice Girls' moms universe.

That Pony Girl Look

"I wonder how I'll persuade them to let me gag them..."

Image sources: Left: Carla Zampatti in the center flanked by two models wearing fashion-type pony tail headgear in a photo from the Daily Mail. On the right we have the gorgeous Rosaleen Young in full pony girl regalia. Can't trace the source for this particular photo of Rosaleen but there is a site called Rosaleenyoung.com that features many galleries of Rosaleen getting spanked.
The women on the right is of course wearing full ponygirl headgear, complete with a bitgag. The women on the left my flying monkeys found on a in an Daily Mail article on what Carla Zampatti (whoever she is, fashion designer I assume) is doing for Fashion Week in Australia. Zampatti, it seems, is calling for structured ponytail with bondage tape as the look for Fashion Week.

The bondage tape, the article explains, is used because it doesn't stick to the skin, that, after all, is why bondage people use it. (It's actually medical tape, OK, it was designed for serious medical uses before bondage fans picked up on it and turned it into fun tape. But bondage tape sounds a lot sexier than medical tape.)

But the interesting thing I found was that while the article's author, Alison Larsen, was hip to the bondage tape, she missed the really obvious direction the fashion style was headed in, which was pony girl headgear. The instant I saw that image, I thought "ponygirl!" It's SO OBVIOUS if you've ever seen a pony girl done up in one of those hood and ponytail getups they wear. But the author missed it, or perhaps just didn't care to point it out.

Sexual Bondage and Sexual Healing

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Four More Years

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Bondage Rummage Sale Hits The Streets

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James Deen Is Not Having Sex With Lindsay Lohan (at the moment)

An actress who is probably not Lindsay Lohan, she's probably Trina Michaels, but she IS having sex with James Deen on camera. Image source: Sex and Submission video 14624.
The flying monkeys brought in this interesting tidbit, an article in the Huffington Post's celebrity section to the effect that porn star James Deen (see above) is not sleeping with actress Lindsay Lohan.

I'll bet you were as shocked as I am to receive the news. I mean, the sheer CHUTZPAH of presenting a story about someone NOT sleeping with someone as NEWS! I mean, come on! I'M not having sex with Lindsay Lohan either! I think it likely that a not inconsiderable fraction of readers of this blog are not having sex with Lindsay Lohan as well!

Granted, Ms. Lohan and Mr. Deen do have some acquaintance, as they are playing lovers in Brett Easton Ellis' film, "The Canyons." But that's as far as it goes, says Dean.

Now my acquaintance with Ms. Lohan is somewhat slight, in that she probably has no idea that I exist and would be horrified to discover that I did. And yet, despite all this, I am still not having sex with Lindsay Lohan. I want that understood!

And you, gentle readers, if you happen not to be sleeping with Lindsay Lohan, feel free to leave a comment in response to this post explaining that you are not having sex with Lindsay Lohan, and the circumstances that have led to your not having sex with Lindsay Lohan. The world deserves to know!

Outlaw of Gor: The MST3K Version

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Get Outta Winter -- New Second Life Machinima By Me

See Vallerie's butt. See Vallerie's butt jiggle. Jiggle, butt, jiggle!
I've created a new Second Life machinima, "Get Outta Winter and Into Second Life."

"Get Outta Winter" is basically hot, almost naked blonde Uncanny Vallerie traveling through various Second Life sims in various ways -- via jetskis, ATVS, dancing cows, swimming, flying and one very silly run. Other than Vallerie's butt, the sims are the real stars of the movie, I wanted to give viewers an idea of how much just plain old fun there is to be had in Second Life, apart from all the sexy sex that people seem to think of when SL is mentioned.

The machinima is designed to be fast and fun, driven by Bob Seger's "Get Outta Denver," basically a visual interpretation of the term "WHEEEEEE!!" It's also a showcase of how inexpensive Second Life is (playing Second Life itself costs nothing) -- all of the vehicles Vallerie rides except the tricycle are freebies, either available at freebie sites or left out just to use on various sims. The most expensive thing you'll see in this machinima is Virtual Vallerie's hair, which cost 300 Lindens (in-game money) which amounts to about a $1.33US. This is actually logical -- hair is complex and difficult to build, requires a certain amount of scripting knowledge and has a great deal to do with how good an avvie looks. The avvie itself was free, as is the "skin" that covers the avvie.

Here are the Second Life URLs (slurls) for the various sims in the machinima and some relevant info about them:

Snowy run scene
Primus Weapons
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Primus%20Weapons/182/74/20
This is a Gorean sim, set in the Northern Forests and full of panther girls and outlaws. Running around as a slave is hazardous in such sims if you do not want to RP being a slave, if you don't know what you're doing, or the secret of slaves in SL Gor (which is that a lot of Goreans would just as soon not cap a slave). There are a couple of other sims (Midgaard and others) linked to it at present.

Wyrldmaker (Suboceana)
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Wyrldmaker/119/83/21
This is a group of 30 sims linked together with a common theme of underwater exploration and also some nifty above-water stuff as well. Has another of freebie vehicles parked at the docks that you can ride ... jetskis, helicopters, sailboats, etc. Definitely worth a visit.


Tricycle Scene, ATV Scene
Kings Bishop
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Kings%20Bishop/38/227/24
Kings Bishop is a public sandbox where anyone can rez their possessions and objects and build their own objects, and learn to build. It's in the middle of a mainland continent and there are all sort of different places nearby, much like a real life city, except with a LOT more variation, as there are not zoning codes and there's no problem with leaving stuff in midair. Also, just to the right of the landing zone is a building filled with freebies, most designed to be useful to builders but also some very useful freebies in general.


Fish and submarine swims
Vernian Sea
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Vernian%20Sea/96/199/73
The Vernian Sea is the underwater portion of the Babbage steampunk sims. Some very cool, visually arresting imagery above ground and below ground. A great place if you like steampunk of the dark and grim sort.
Rising from water scene

Flying out of water scene
Caledon Speirling
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Caledon%20Speirling/89/40/18
Part of the Caledon steampunk sims, once again, some very arresting imagery, I used this bit just because it was a nice way to transition from the underwater scenes to the flying scenes.

Diving board scene
Marvil
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Marvil/162/87/28
A sim near Kings Bishop that had a nice diving board to use as a prop to set up the underwater scenes.

dancing cow scene
Omanix, somewhere on Route 13
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Omanix/222/52/50
Another sim near Kings' Bishop that had a roadway that the Dancing Cow could use. There were a lot of other cool vehicles on the sim, but most moved far too slow for the pace of my machinima. Damn, wish I could have used the bus to Nowhere!

Flying scene, water slide scene, tubing scene
Suboceana
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Wyrldmaker/119/83/21
More above-water fun in Suboceana.

Run through steampunk land
Caledon Sky City
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Caledon%20Steam%20SkyCity/110/54/76
Ok, this one was a bit of a cheat. Caledon is actually a group of steampunk sims. Sky City is a very detail-rich, built-up steampunk sim, and not all of it rezzed immediately, most notably, the floor Vallerie should have been running on. But I went ahead and ran her in midair, because I wanted to give a sense of how complex and multilayered these sims can be. So as Vallerie is running, that's the ground way beneath her ... she's actually a story above it ... and there are floating blimps and so forth floating in the sky above her as well.

Volcano Run, Silly run
Corsica 3D
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/CORSICA3D/123/89/23
These locations just happened to be near a Star Trek museum I was looking for, and I thought it would be fun to have Vallerie jump into the caldera of a live volcano and run through a section with some generally weird creatures with her Silly Run.

Ice Skating
Babbage Canals
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Babbage%20Canals/29/83/105
Back to the Babbage sims for some ice skating to close out the running about.

Leap to Doom
Caledon Lionsgate
http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Caledon%20Speirling/89/40/18
This is a spectacular steampunk sim, though all I was able to use was a nice leap. You can fall any distance at all in Second Life with no problem, though some of the animations your characters use to get back on their feet can be funny.

Blowing A Kiss
King's Bishop
Taken in one of their builder's sandboxes, where I used the free FORTRESS I got, I think at the Gorean Recruiting Center. (To be fair, it's a SMALL fortress, just one story high, and c'mon, stained glass windows? In a fortress?)


Meeting an octopus somewhere in Suboceana. One of many great scenes I left out of the video.
I had to leave out an AMAZING amount of good stuff to make this video work. I wanted to include some shots of Vallerie flying around in spaceships from Star Wars and Star Trek, but I had major lag when I tried that. There were some amazing sims I wanted to use, but they were full of active roleplayers, and I make it a rule not to interfere with others when making my machinima. I've also made it a rule not to involve others in my productions, as the process of making a machinima is and can be a time-draining pain in the ass, with many retakes.

Along those lines, in some of the sims Vallerie visited, notably the steampunk sims, she was severely out of costume. Some sim mods and owners don't mind that, others will ban you from their sims for being out of costume (Vallerie has in fact been banned, um, once or twice, mostly for excess nakedness). So keep that in mind. Generally most sims that have roleplay also have freebie costumes for visitors. (I know that Babbage does, and it's true of many Gorean sims.) Some sims, like the ones around King's Bishop, have no clothing requirements other than the ones associated with their rating (can't go naked in a sim rated General or Moderate, though in Moderate anything goes so long as the naughty bits are covered. Adult, sky's the limit.)


Gratuitous bondage image to keep this post down with the bondage. I guess when you have naturally curly red hair, you don't shave it off Down There. Image source: Sex and Submission.

Spanksgiving Grinches In Illinois

"Does it feel good when I spank here?" Image source: Chayse Evans stripped, bound, bit-gagged and spanked in a Fucking Dungeon.com shoot.
A bondage-themed exposition called Spanksgiving, scheduled for Thanksgiving weekend in Fairview Heights, Illinois, is getting hit with unexpected fees by a city council playing the usual dickish political games where matters sexual are concerned.

The council had initially told the organizers of Spanksgiving that their vendors would not have to pay the $50 fee the city charges for commercial events, as Spanksgiving was a nonprofit event. But lo and behold, minds got changed when the city council "did further research" into the event's activities and suddenly vendors have to pay the $50 fee. The council maintains they are just enforcing new rules, but since no other nonprofit events have had their vendors charges, it's obviously just garden-variety political dickishness. I suppose we should give thanks that they did not shut down the event completely, though they would probably have done so if they could have conjured up a legal excuse to do so.

I think the Fairview Heights town council needs a good spanking! And I also wish you all a happy Spanksgiving, and a happy Thanksgiving, too.

Tied To The Mast Update - Col Cameron

"Hi, I'm Tubatai, I'll be the Mongol horde that ravishes you today ... it's the day off for the rest of the guys, sorry about that!" Image source: Col Cameron cover art collection
A few days ago I posted a this about a guy doing some sailing using a broad as his broadsail. Ropeguy over at the Bondage Blog picked it up because he'd run the same pic but was not aware where it came from. All I really knew was that it was the cover of a book called "Woman of Blood Island," but when I started getting visitors from his blog I thought I'd do some more research, and I came up with the artist's name: Col Cameron.

I also came across a lot of other illustrations by Cameron that are very bondage-licious and very tasty indeed. The guy definitely had a feel for damsel in distress art, and he had plenty of opportunity to express it, because he was "ekeing out a living" as one blogger put it, working for an Australian publisher called the Horwitz Company, which nowadays publishes children's books, gardening books, and glossy mainstream magazines like TV Soap, Inside Sports, as detailed in this blog.

However, in the 1960s and 70s, Horwitz mainly published lurid paperbacks with titles like "Victim of the SS," "Death Island," and "Satan's Captive." It was straight-up lurid sweat-mag stuff, not far from SM porn from the sound of it (haven't read any so can't really say) and Col Cameron illustrated a lot of the covers. What's more, many of them showed cuties in chains, ropes, straps and even (see above) the occasional gag. You can see a nice selection of his cover art here.

According to this blog, "Fall of the Roman Empire" is supposed to be the finest cover Cameron did for Horzwitz. I personally prefer "The Centurion" because the damsel is a lot nakeder and slinkier. But hey, it's a matter of taste I suppose.

A Brief Visual History of Pony Girls

Victorian, seventies, and current pony girls work that thing! Sources, left to right: vintage photo, vidcap from the 1970s film "Check to the Queen" and Julie K. Smith gets pony-ish.
Bondagerotica has a new article today, A Brief Visual History of Pony Girls. Although brief and yet visual, this history of pony girls covers an as yet unhistoricized subject with the same sort of depth and discernment that Gibbons displayed in his coverage of The Fall of The Roman Empire, if he'd been going mostly by salacious images on the subject.

This brilliant piece of exposition explains not only pony girls, but why the bustle was once a popular fashion statement, why women in old photos often had That Expression on their faces, and where the likely future of pony girls will go. Yes, we have gone BEYOND Gibbons, who never did bother PREDICTING what the Roman Empire would do next! A must read for all Internet denizens!

Quarry, The Cereal That's Mined -- By Naked, Gagged Women!

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The Amish Just Keep Getting Kinkier and Kinkier

And so this Amish Council adjudges ye three wenches guilty of the crime of hottiness, and so we sentence you to extra milking duty, and by “milking” we mean the milking of sperm from our cocks.

Image: From Lupus Pictures.

Alarm Fur Cobra or (Engrish Translation: Purple Monkey Dishwasher)

My German is a little rusty, but here's my translation of some of the dialogue from the German TV series "Alarm für Cobra 11" episode "Die Autobahnpolizei":


I think I've found the cause of those toothaches she's been having!


Let's see, gun or q-tip, gun or q-tip, I never can remember…


Yes, doctor, she swallowed a pencil, sideways. And she's trying to do it again!


Ever since she started wearing the new fashion bit gag, people constantly mistook her for her daughter.


"I can't believe my own mother gave me stick-in-mouth disease!"

The damsels in distress are played by Janette Rauch and Miriam Horwitz.

Images from a clip at Raffish's didclip site.