You Can Still Get The Pet Shop Girls Trilogy For $2.99 Today!

The Leonardo art the video below is based on. She's totally amazed that my book is still on sale!

"Oh my goodness, I can still buy it for $2.99? I better get moving!" (Link to buy!)

My prompt for this image created for the video was "A woman hops across a stage with her hands held at shoulder level as if surrendering." What I got was not what I asked for, but it's still pretty damned good! 

Leonardo AI Motion 2.0 Blows Away Kling AI Motion Videos

This is how it started, a Second Live avatar tarted up in some slave chains and sporting a ballgag. Very nice, I used it for my book cover. But cartoonish, not what it could be. So I ran it through Leonardo AI to get a more lifelike image and damn did I win! 

Holy crap, Batman! Leonardo AI, without even being asked to in the prompt, removed her ballgag and all her brass bikini accessories and gave her a smoking hot redhead face! I would have been fine with the brass bikini and the ballgag, but whatevs! And this is the image I decided to try out Leonardo AIs new motion 2 image motion generation system on. My prompt was "A woman rises to her feet and dances happily."

Just incredible, a far cry from the Lovecraftian horrors Leonardo AI used to generate when you innocently asked it to convert still images to videos. I've gotten a lot of pleasure from mocking Leonardo AI's feeble excuse for videos, but this video changes EVERYTHING! It doesn't have any problems with morphing. There's some blurring as her hands move, but not a lot of it. But most of all, the nudity remains intact! She's got breasts and a pussy and there's noting covering them. Just a gauzy cover for her butt! And her face is so beautifully conveyed, wonderful smile throughout. What's more, this is the first and only video I generated. A whole new world beckons! But then there's the acid test... is Leonardo AI motion video as good as Kling AI motion videos? Let's find out!

This is a promo video created by Kling AI. I really like it. The motions are realistic, beautiful and not blobular at all. The brests have skimpy covering but that's more than made up for by the wonderful Gainax bouncing the breasts do as she moves. And such a great smile! No wonder I liked this. So I tried recreating a very similiar figure dancing with Leonardo AI.

I used pretty much the same figure for my Leonardo AI motion video, but with a gray background, asking for a dancing woman in a beautiful springtime park in the prompt. The text prompt didn't really work, it put the figure on a stage with a floral decor. But will you LOOK at that skimpy excuse for a bra being strained by those huge breasts doing such very natural looking gainax bouncing! And the hands, so beautifully done. Better than Kling? I think so!

I'll close with this more-or-less random screenshot from the Leonardo AI video above. Wonderful pose, wonderful expression, and look how beautifully and accurately the hands and the one foot are portrayed. Curling so naturally! Kling AI, I kinda hate to say it, but Leonardo AI has made you their bitch.

Testing Kling's Weird Censorship

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New Slavegirl Video Features Slave Girls!

A historic vidcap!

Promoting my book has led me down some new roads, and the newest has been the creation of my first-ever Youtube video, "Pat Powers' Slave Girl Laugh-In." It's a machinima actually, because I figured, if a 12-year-old could do it, I might just stand a chance! It's got a dancing, half-naked slavegirls, pics from various films that feature slavegirls, and of course, humor. Take THAT, 12-year-olds! Check it out, if you are so inclined!

Magic Time

Him: "'They're totally buying the idea that this is a magic act."

Her: "No they're not."

Him: "They're buying it a lot more than they did when the act involved having you naked at this point."

Her: "I'll give you that."

Why Aren't There Any Naked or Half-Naked Women Dancing Channels On TV?

In which I make a valiant attempt to answer what is perhaps the most pressing yet curiously unasked question of our time. Wouldn't it be great to be able to turn the TV over to a channel that features good music and naked or half-naked (see illustration above) women dancing to it. We've got strip clubs all over the place which are a TESTAMENT to the interest guys have in naked women dancing, yet nobody has thought to create a cable channel to cater to this interest?

Good God, man, there's a freaking GOLF CHANNEL! There's a home and garden channel. So why not a strip club channel? I've written a fully illustrated article to address this question, so vital to our national something or other. It features images from the following films: Playboy Playmate Music Videos, Playboy Fantasies, Outlaw of Gor as seen on Mystery Science Theater 3000, Split Second, Midnight Tease 2, Day of the Warrior and Chupacabra Terror. It features images of the following actresses: Julie K. Smith, Donna Edmonson, Rebecca Armstrong, Barbara Edwards, Shannon Long, Sandy Greenberg, Coco Austin, Chelan Simmons, Luciana Salazar and Tina Shaw, as well as images of a host of unnamed bikini models. It's truly great journalism.

If I Ruled TV

What if all the network and cable TV programmers were all struggling to create programming that suited YOUR tastes instead of that mysterious 18-35 retarded male that they seem to like? How would that change TV?

For instance, take my tastes: news programs would be very different. Anytime a political or social figure made a statement it would be rigorously truth-squadded immediately after the statement was aired. Statements contrary to fact or egregious attempts at spin would be relentlessly exposed.

There would also be an ombudsman segment where egregious lies by political commentators on other channels would be truth squadded.

Any failure to do this would be considered cheap, shoddy journalism.

Most entertainment programming would be SciFi, fantasy and action/adventure programming of the sort that used to be commonplace on TV but has disappeared lately in favor of dull reality shows and CSI stuff. The programs would have predictable plots so you could have them on in the background without paying much attention to them while you did interesting stuff on your computer. Whenever anything interesting is about to happen, there'll be musical cues to let you know that a fight or a sex scene or a sense of wonder scene is about to happen, so you can watch.

Oh, there'd be sex scenes alrighty, but not enough to slow down the plot. Plenty of nudity, too. Maybe there'd be a secret code you could enter to blip that stuff out if you objected to if. But they'd be there.

The most popular cable channel would be Naked Women Dancing with naked women dancing to excellent pop, rock, jazz and so forth music. Maybe a separate Naked Women Dancing Channel for difference kinds of music.

The next most popular channel would be Half Naked women dancing. 'Nuff said.

There would be a Mythbusters Channel where the "mythbusters" approach of testing various and beliefs and assertions to see how they jibe with reality. It would take on controversial topics like Intelligent Design, the benefits of jailing drug offenders, etc., testing assertions for and against various beliefs as well as is possible and presenting results. There would be plenty of followup shows where objections raised by viewers to procedures, etc., could be dealt with.

There would be porn comedies with interesting characters and good plots. They would actually be funny. Those who didn't like them could use the secret code.

That oughtta do it for now. Many of you might have other ideas on how TV would be different if your tastes controlled the medium. Your call, of course.