A Watery Slave

She didn't know if she was cumming or if the wand had shorted out from all the water... and she didn't care.

Image source: kink.com shoot 1392, "Kendra James" starring Kendra James (suspended) and Chanta Rose (upright).

Getting All Those PInk Bits Taken Care Of...

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

Leonardo AI Motion 2.0 Don't Need No Steenkin' Gravity!

This is how it started. A practically naked Second Life avatar ;photographed in a shallow stream with a luxurious jungle background. It's one of the best Second Life pics I've taken, although the avatar is, well, kinda bug-eyed. But such nice water, such nice jungle foliage, and such nice tanned breasts and a pussy barely covered by a waistcloth. 

So of course I HAD to run it through Leonardo AI and see what I got. What I got was eight iterations that are pretty darned close to this one. A great image, transformed the bug eyes into human eyes that are only slightly wonky, and really creates a lifelike jungle background. The stream is more realisitic than the Second Life stream but lacks the transparency of the SL version and still looks kinda AI-generated. And the more naturalistic hair just isn't as pretty as the SL avatar's hair. Worst of all, it Leonardo put that stupid bikini or one like it on every iteration and shrank those big, beautiful breasts down to a "nice rack" and gave us a granny bikini in place of that tiny wisp of silk. Still, it kept the nice skin tones and made the body more human. But what would happen if I gave it motion?

This happened. Here was my prompt: "Woman rises gracefully from stream, swirling water around her as she dances joyfully, camera slowly panning to reveal lush jungle." This video is clearly nothing like what I asked for. It's as if I asked for, "Woman lying in water is slowly pulled into the air by an invisible force, then is suddenly launched upward at high speed, driving the camera underwater somehow, then the camera resurfaces and see her flung into the trunk of a tall palm tree, then ragdolling as she falls toward the ground." VERY imaginative but it sure as hell wasn't what I asked for. Clearly, Leonardo AI does not understand gravity. Or much of anything in this instance.

Couldn't let it rest there, or course. Tried again with the same image using this prompt hoping to gentle things down: "Woman smiles, waves, then gently dips her hand in the stream. Camera slowly zooms in, focusing on her joyful expression." As you can see it worked a LOT better though I'm unsure why. Probably just random AI malarkey. I do wish the AI hadn't uglified the face, the face on this one is worse than the SL avatar toward the end, though much more human-looking. Lesson learned, whatever it was! 

Globular Blobular Nude Dancing!

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

The Accidental Beauty of Porn

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

Nigella Lawson Cruelly Edited

< Nigella Lawson demonstrates the dangers of saying a lot of things on video.
Enjoy this freaking hilarious video of Food Network celebrity cook Nigella Lawson saying many dirty, dirty things in the course of various cooking shows. It's sexy, it's funny, it's worth it.

Nigella Lawson waits patiently for a chance to appear on her cooking show, in what is euphemistically called "The Dark Room." Wait ... hold on ... sources are informing me that that is NOT Nigella Lawson in that photo, but Andy San Dimas in Kink.com video 29527, "Relentless - Andy San Dimas" starring, of all people, Andy San Dimas. Well ... a natural mistake, I'm sure we'll all agree ...

Charlize Theron's Hacked Bondage Sex Video

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

New Slavegirl Video Features Slave Girls!

A historic vidcap!

Promoting my book has led me down some new roads, and the newest has been the creation of my first-ever Youtube video, "Pat Powers' Slave Girl Laugh-In." It's a machinima actually, because I figured, if a 12-year-old could do it, I might just stand a chance! It's got a dancing, half-naked slavegirls, pics from various films that feature slavegirls, and of course, humor. Take THAT, 12-year-olds! Check it out, if you are so inclined!