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Lesbianism: Weirder Than I Thought!

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So this is what lesbian sex is all about: making pieces of plastic happy! It's even kinkier than I thought!

Image source: Kink video 35819, "Barabarella: A Kinky Parody" starring Lorelei Lee (on her back, sucking plastic). Notice the grins on the women wearing the strap-ons. They know how stupid this is.

The Beautiful Dreamers BDSM Erotica Collection Now On Amazon

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Includes: 

So This Is My Life Now

Tiny, Big

Always Pay Your Parking Tickets On Pluterday

In the future, advanced neural interface technology allows programs to directly access a person's mind and to shape and form their dreams, while allowing their subconscious mind to guide those dreams. Here are three stories about people who explore this brave new world starting with June, a corporate climber investigating the unexpected happiness of the lower-tier workers in her corporation in “So This Is My Life Now.” June's whole world gets changed when she suddenly finds herself a slavegirl of the Janissaries of the Lesbian Thongan Resistance. 

In “Tiny, Big” there's Laura and Gina, two poor dreamers whose worlds come together in unexpected ways in a fantasy world where Tinies, Normies and Biggers live in peace and harmony despite their differences. 

Finally, in "Always Pay Your Parking Ticket on Pluterday," a nameless dreamer signs up for dream technology and discovers that the penalty for not paying parking tickets of Pluterday are dreams that are truly strange, and truly erotic. 

Give yourself an erotic treat and travel to the place that stretches between the inner mind and the erotic limits! 

This collection of stories is just shy of 39,000 words and comprises all three of the “So This Is Your Life Now” series. Enjoy!in unexpected ways in a fantasy world where Tinies, Normies and Biggers live in peace and harmony despite their differences. 

Meet Laci Green, Video Sex Blogger

Laci Green (right) and Hanna, everyone's favorite drunk lesbian in one of her videos. Image source: vidcap from Laci Green Youtube video.
Laci Green is a sex educator with a series of videos on Youtube. She's very young for a sex educator, just 23 years old, but most of her videos are sensible and smart, way smarter than her years would seem to indicate. She's also very easy on the eyes. Her presentations tend to be lively and upbeat whether she's talking about anal sex or freaky looking labia. Her voice has a tendency to bleat at times, but it's more an endearing thing than an annoying one, at least, from my POV.

Laci does not get Fifty Shades of Grey, but hell, most people don't, though I was disappointed that she did not get what a good thing it is that it has people talking more openly about BDSM sex. Anyway, she's fun, her videos are lively, give her a watch and see what you think. In the particular video I've linked to, Hanna talks openly about what it's like to come out a lesbian, both to herself and those around her, and it was a relaxed, friendly discussion, and it was vaguely amazing that such a topic could be dealt with so easily and well and in such a relaxed manner. We have come a long way ... well, some of us.

Green has a deal coming up with the Discovery Channel to do a news program -- good on her. It probably won't be as sexy as her Youtube videos, but not everything she does needs to be sexy. We can just hope her Discover news program is informed by the same intelligence and sensibility that her Youtube videos are.

Strippers versus Werewolves and Bondage Prison

"What does a girl have to do to get into a place like this?" Image source: Sex and Submission.
The folks in Toronto REALLY know how to do double feature. According to the Blogto blog, a local cinema is running a Fright Night double feature that includes "Strippers vs. Werewolves" and "Bondage Prison." Sounds like a night of good, cheesy fun! Now is there any bondage, much less sexual bondage, to be seen in the film "Bondage Prison?" My every last instinct says "No." I've watched quite a few women in prison films hoping for bondage, and with a few notable exceptions, it's all lesbianism, catfights shower scenes, body cavity inspections and forced prostitution/stripping, with precious little in the way of bondage.

What's more, my experience of exploitation films titles in general is that if the title advertises a particular fantasy, you'll find precious little of it in the film. (See my piece on the general lack of busty actresses in the films "Busty Actresses" and "Busty Models.") So "Bondage Prison" has two strikes against it.

Still, it's the only women in prison flick to ever MENTION bondage outside of porn, so ... could be some there. I dunno. One can only hope. And in the meantime, "Strippers versus Werewolves" scores on the title ALONE. And it might even have strippers and werewolves in it.

TV the Way It Oughtta Be Part 2

“OK, I admit I was wrong before, but this really REALLY is about as lesbian bondage-y as it gets.”


"Will you please SHUT UP??!"

Images from Bondagerotica advertiser Hogtied.

Peppermint Patty and Marcie Grow Up

Marcie:"Are we being lesbians yet, sir?"

Peppermint Pattie:"I'm ... not ... sure. Let's ask Chuck!"

Image source: kink.com shoot 28439, "See how the Season 10 Tag Teams Started Super Mega Awesome Battle Dream Supreme." Featuring Odile, Serena Blair, Tia Ling, Bella Wilde, Bella Rossi, Izamar Gutierrez, Cheyenne Jewel, DragonLily, Syd Blakovich, Mistress Kara, Sahara Rain, Beretta James.

Caged Fury: Beyond Bogus

Warden Sybil Thorn of Honeywell State Prison for Women, in uniform and out of uniform. Inmates get to see Warden Thorn up close and personal in both conditions ... whether they want to or not.
I've reviewed another women in prison movie, and this one is full of nakedness and violence as Dirk the Human Wrecking Ball personally demolishes an evil prison facility. I'm not kidding, this guy is so tough that he and his buddy Victor (played by Erik Estrada) go around terrorizing motorcycle gangs. Again, I am not kidding. Dirk makes Rambo look wussy.

And then there's the evil lesbian warden Sybil Thorn seen above. Few prisons let their officials work in Gay Pride uniforms, but Honeywell does. And of course she treats the inmates as her own private harem.

The plot is driven by an evil scheme that so ridiculously piles bogusness on top of bogusness that you feel a sort of admiration for anyone who has come up with a plan this complex to obtain something that you can easily buy in L.A. for chump change (by the standards of the wealthy).

Plus, there's the ugliest pants ever.

Fun will be had by all. Check it out at this link.

Chained Heat Reviewed

I'm going to have a lot of fun making you my bitch!

Image source: Vidcap from an old VHS tape of Chained Heat.

Over on Bondagerotica this week we have a review of the classic women in prison movie, Chained Heat. A lot of movies have copied this one, and done better in many respects to tell the truth. But none have had a smokin' hot Sybil Danning domming the daylights out of a luscious young Linda Blair. Check out the review here.