If the Cage Fits...

"OK, guys, I think Bobbi's been in the cage a little TOO long..."

Image source: Kink.com shoot 4382 "If The Shoe Fits" starring perhaps the most beautiful woman in porn, Bobbi Starr, and Cyd Black (that's his hand on the right).

Great Antique Shop Find!

 
When Abella saw the device at the antique shop she thought she'd found some incredible old farmhouse implement. Her Master didn't know what it was used for originally, but he had his own ideas about it.

Abella Danger in kink.com shoot 41449, "HR Nightmare."

Recrimination

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Straightjacket Supermodel Video

Now THIS is a hot music video! Click on the image to see the video. 
Image source: Straightjacket Supermodel vidclip.
Found a video called "Straightjacket Supermodel" on Youtube, by a group called "Eve To Adam." It's got a racy scene with a latex-clad (I think it's latex, I don't have any fabric fetishes, so they are kinda all alike to me) dominatrix uncaging a ballgagged babe in lingerie and leading her around on a leash. Not THAT a big a deal, except I also like the music, it's nice growly rock with a hard metal influence, I found it quite listenable. Don't know if I can dance to it, but I can DEFINITELY watch ballgagged, collared babes being led around on leashes to it. (Warning: there is NOT a happy ending for the ballgagged blonde, an axe is involved, but it's all very cartoonish and affected, so not all that grueling.) Check the video out and see what you think.

Of course, with a group named "Eve To Adam" you have to suspect that there might be some gender-bending going on in the video. Stands to reason. So I checked this video out hard. And this is the most incriminating vidcap I could find. Nice sized chin. Nice bicep. Brown hair under the blond, is the dye job growing out or is that a wig? Nothing that seems all that determinative, really, so my conclusion is, don't know, don't care. But a fun game to play, nonetheless.

Getting Joyful With the Bondage

Reading Gor novel is fundamental ... if you're a slavegirl. Image source: The Joy of Bondage blog.
Having indulged in a little self-promotion by celebrating my millionth visitor, it seems only fitting to promote someone else's blog, and besides, it's a fun blog, "The Joy of Bondage." The blog skillfully conveys the pleasures of bondage. It consists mostly of photos, I suspect taken by blog author Andrew Conway, with some tasty commentary, including some nice bits from the Gor novels (especially nice is one photo, showing a naked slavegirl in a cage reading a copy of Kajira of Gor). The blog has only been up since November 2012, but it's worth checking out, so ... check it out!

Time to Get Writing For Kink.com's Script Contest

Everybody knows the most important part of any script is the hook!" Image source: Sex and Submission.com.
Who hasn't had the experience of watching a porn video and thinking, "Hell, I could do better than that! They should hire ME to do write their scripts!" Well, kink.com is giving you a chance to put your words where your mouth is: they're holding a scrpt writing contest for November, whose top prize will be $2000 and a free tour of their Armory site. There's an ad for the contest to the right of the blog, or you can just follow this link.

Other scripts may be used as well, with full credit for the writer.

I of course am thinking of writing a script or two for them, my ideas are still nebulous but I'm thinking of something along these lines:

SLAVE OF LOTHAR: SCENE I

(Opening shot: a crude iron and wood cage. A woman, Shana, is locked in it, she wears a heavy iron collar around her neck, and shackles on her wrists and ankles, and nothing else. The room around her has a primitive look to it.

SHANA: (in a rich, entitled, snobbish but slightly frightened voice): "Hello! Hello out there! I need help here, I'm locked in this cage and can't get out!"

A woman dressed in barbaric finery: brass ornaments and chains, walks up to the caged woman and kneels to peer into the cage. She wears a collar, shackles and cuffs like the woman in the cage, but her barbaric finery and the way she carries herself suggest that she is a dom. Her barbaric finery does nothing to cover her breasts, ass or vagina, it accentuates but does not in any way conceal her beauty. Her name is HONEYLIPS.

HONEYLIPS: Silence, slave!" she hissed, glaring at Shana.

SHANA: I am not a slave, I'm a graduate student!" Shana replied, "in Obscure Studies. Now let me out of this cage! (with petulant anger) "This is way past being funny."

HONEYLIPS gazes thoughtfully at SHANA, then smiles an evil smile. "Of course I will let you out. What was I thinking?" She takes out a key and opens the gate, gesturing for SHANA to exit.

SHANA: That's better!" she said. "My father is one the richest investment bankers in the world," she said as she crawled out, "he could buy six thousand women like you and ... GAAAAAH!"

HONEYLIPS leaps on SHANA and quickly ties her hands behind her back with one of the "decorative" ropes dangling from her waist chain and gags her with rope that has a mouth-sized leather "decoration" set in it, ie., it's a gag. SHANA struggles but to no avail, HONEYLIPS is much stronger, faster and more skilled at wrestling than she is. Once SHANA is gagged and tied, SHANA is shoved back into the cage by HONEYLIPS and it is relocked.

HONEYLIPS: You will taste the whip for that when the Master calls for you, slave.

SHANA: makes protesting noises through the gag, her words almost intelligible. "MMMMMMM!" she screams. "MMMMMMM!" her eyes blazing with fury, and perhaps a hint of fear.

HONEYLIPS walks off, no longer concerned with Shana, who struggles a bit and then sinks to the floor of the cage, helpless.

END SCENE 1

More to come.

Feel free to suggest improvements if you like. Or write your own script!

Cozy Corner Apartment!

And the hell of it is, in New York City, a place like this will run you a grand a month! And that's withoutthe bondage!

Image courtesy of Sex and Submission.

They Told Her Posing Nude, Caged and Ball Gagged Would Get Her On TV

But they never told her she would make her debut on Antiques Roadshow!


"What a shame ... she'd be worth a lot more without all those tattoos!"

Images courtesy of the folks at Sex and Submission.

Secrets of the Legend of the Seeker/Magicians

The lesson of this image is: don't count your hot chicks before they hatch.

Here's an image from "Secrets of the Magician's Revealed," a show which gives away the tricks magicians use to entertain us. The image is from a show that aired this Monday.

Seen above is a trick in which a hot magician's assistant is made to appear and disappear from an iron cage. Or maybe it's disappear and appear. I don't really care. What I like is how much the iron cage remembles the cages yo usee in commercial bondage films. Looks like magicians are getting their freak on again. Huzzah!

In other news ...

The sword and sandal/sorcery rush I referred to earlier has its first manifestation this very weekend: the premiere of a new sword and sorcery TV series "Legend of the Seeker," based on the "Sword of Truth" novels by Terry Goodkind.

Sam Raimi, whose production company produced "Xena" and "Hercules" back in the 90s is the producer of "Legend of the Seeker," so it has excellent chances of being a quality sword and sorcery series. ABC/Disney has cleared the series for syndication in 95 percent of US markets.

Will there be hot damsels in distress? Sexy slavegirls? Probably not, this is a Disney production. Maybe tepid damsels in distress AT the very least, there'll be some nice fantasy adventure programming.

The series is syndicated so check your local listings. It premieres November 1st or 2nd, depending. I understand it will be on WGN World, so if your cable channel gets the WGN superstation, I'd say you have a good shot at it.

Here's the story from a so-called mainstream source.

Cage O Girls!

At last, gentlemen, we have a total, definitive, complete and final answer to the question: "What is more fun than a barrel of monkeys?"

Didn't like that caption, eh? Well, I've got a few others for ya:

Sometimes, the requests made by older children left the Make-A Wish Foundation in something of an ethical dilemma.

"Please don't leave me alone in this cage!" Slave Cindy had cried to her master. Master obliged, but not in the manner she had anticipated.

The hoary old tradition of college students squeezing into telephone booths updated for a new era!

Santa sighed happily as he placed the squirming package next to the tree, knowing that this particular present would make a certain boy very, very happy.

Prison Overcrowding Solved

"Um, I have to go pee." "That's why the floor is grillwork, honey."

The cells at the Arnold Schwarzenegger Prison for Women had been designed to sleep two in very close quarters. Then as overcrowding in women's prisons, including Arnold Schwarzenegger Prison for Women, had continued, they put in bunk beds so the cells could sleep four in great discomfort.

It was when the staff begin duct-taping inmates to the ceiling so the cells could sleep six in incredible discomfort that inmate #5707 had cried, "Oh, why doncha put us in cages the size of our own bodies and be done with it, bitches?"

"Why that's a VERY good idea, 5707," the guard had replied. "I'll pass it on to the warden."

And thus the Individual Total Safety Sleep-Eez Cell was born. It came with a built-in brank so inmates wouldn't make too much noises when confined to their individual cells, possibly disturbing one another's sleep. (Some inmates complained that it was very hard to sleep standing up with a gag locked in your mouth, to which the response was, "What do you think we're running here, a luxury hotel?"

When a civil lawsuit was brought before the Supreme Court alleging that the Individual Total Safety Sleep-Eez Cell constituted cruel and unusual punishment, Judge Antonin Scalia wrote a decision saying, "What the hell, we're all Bush appointees, we're OK with torturing prisoners and, well, everyone for that matter."

And thus the problem of prison overcrowding in America was solved, since you could hang the Individual Total Safety Sleep-Eez Cell from almost anything.