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Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Law and Order: Fashion Police


It was the hot pink stockings, she knew it, she knew it ...


Coming to television in January 2009, the newest Law & Order spinoff -- Law & Order: Fashion Police. This hot new show will feature stories ripped from the pages of "Women's Wear Daily" and "Vogue" as the relentless cops on the Park Avenue Fashion Police beat tirelessly track down fashion offenders and put them in cuffs. And shackles. Matching cuffs and shackles, of course. (Oh, come one, we know it's lame, but the only other alternative that hadn't been tried already was Law & Order: Elevator Inspectors and at least with this one we get some skin.)

4 comments:

kdnpr said...

Did you get that "hot pink" from Mrs Powers?

Oh, and ask her about the white shoe after Labour Day rule...and why?

There's this point and all of a sudden all women look like they're going to a funeral. Black tights everywhere...why? Did Mrs Powers learn this laws in Hom-ec?

See, there so many girl laws that your spin-off show not so far fetched! ;)

kdnpr said...

I know "STOP NOW!", but I can't. One more question for Mrs Powers

Either David Knight, or Binder had this gal with black nylon & white shoes. My wife see it and says "You don't do that!".. Why?

She said "You just don't!"..Where is this girl law written? Inquiring minds want to know and all that

Pat Powers said...

You're alsking me about fashion? I don't know nothin' bout no fashion. Mrs. Powers has tried to explain various fashion rules to me on occasion, but it's all Greek to me. I'm against letting women wear clothes on general principles, anyway. (The general principle is, more ogling for me.)

kdnpr said...

"Mrs. Powers has tried to explain various fashion rules to me on occasion, but it's all Greek to me."

You too huh?

"I'm against letting women wear clothes on general principles, anyway."

Excellent. In the future when everyone is nude you'll be considered ahead of your time