"I'll give you a blowjob if you get me out of these chains, big fella."
Today we review Deathstalker which is without a doubt the best B-movie sword and sandal flick of the 80s. It's got plenty of fighting, slavegirl T&A all over the place, and of course bound, naked slavegirls being molested. Clearly, the writer, Howard R. Cohen, had been reading Gor novels and taking notes. A lot of mainstream reviewers diss this movie big time, but that's only because it delivers the slavegirl and bondage cheese big time, and they tend not to like that sort of thing, being a motley collection of SNAGs and gays. The rest of us ... like it a lot.