"Honey, stop making all the gargling noises, it's distracting."
(Imaginary) people are always asking me, "Pat Powers, how do you maintain the creative power to come up with such original, funny, bright content for your blob every single day?" The answer is of course that I scrupulously conduct research for my blob every day, reading widely and also heightly, keeping abreast of the latest developments in pop culture, especially those relating to breasts. Also, (imaginary) people, stop calling my "blog" a "blob." Now you've got me doing it. (Image from the hentai "Darling.")