Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Worth It

People had always told her she acted like she had a stick up her butt, so one day she went down to the local bondage center and tried it out. And now that she actually had a stick up her butt, she was wondering what the hell people could have meant by that -- she still didn't get it. And why did the staff put weights on her nipples and tie her up like this and giggle and laugh as they did it? It was quite a puzzler. But at least now she could say, "Well I HAVE had a stick up my butt, and I didn't act anything like this!" Definitely worth it.

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