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Thursday, August 7, 2025
Be careful what you wish for...
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Wednesday, August 6, 2025
Tuesday, August 5, 2025
Promo Ads for the Prison Bitch Trilogy: Civitai AI Art for the win!
Some of my fave promo ads dring the Smashwords Summer Sale in July:
Love the totally fucked-out expression on the woman's face. You can almost hear her gasping for air in the aftermath of orgasm. So I went with it in my headline.
Nice bondage/maledom/femsub image. I decided that my caption should work with one of the subconscious appeals for subs.
The caption really made this one for me. Hopefully would attract sub readers.
One of the most wholesome, if not the most wholesome, images in my campaign. But the text, whole different story. "Polish your pearl on a beautiful summer day" is probably just a little on the nose for some people, but I never got a bit of pushback on it. Works for me!
This promo, however, got me banned from Facebook for a month. I thought it was safe, but if you look real close at the woman's crotch (and clearly, someone did) you can see what appears to be the outer edges of her outer labia outside the chastity belt she wears. I didn't look that closely before I posted. My mistake. I had figured a chastity belt would cover up all the pussy, but I forgot that AI art does not necessarily follow the rules of human anatomy strictly. And believe me, I have many NSFL images that demonstrate that all too grossly. My mistake.
Civitai allowed me to create some really beautiful AI imagery along with all the abominations. It really made the promos work!
And that's the end of the show for today.
Monday, August 4, 2025
Bangkok Is Not Just A City In Thailand
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Sunday, August 3, 2025
Smoker: The Hallucigenia of Early Porn Films
Poor Angie. Kidnapped, tied up and raped, and a lot more of that in store for her in the film.
Vidcap from Smoker (1983).
I don’t really know a LOT about porn from the 1970s and early 1980s, but I do know one thing about them: some of them were weird, deeply weird, in all sorts of unexpected and sometimes wonderful ways. Just like the animals of the Cambrian explosion.
And Smoker is just such a film. It has a plot, and dialogue. A ridiculous plot and some pretty good dialogue that led to one unexpected great scene in the film that almost every reviewer missed.
OK, here’s the ridiculous plot: The parts needed to build a device that can blow up the world (yes, the entire world) have been implanted in a bunch of working vibrators and sold to innocent customers. The bad guys, are led by Sharon Mitchell (who can actually act) as Madame Suque. Suquie is after the world-ending vibrators so her two henchmen (Ron Jeremy and Eric Edwards) are running around kidnapping the women who have unwittingly bought the vibrators and tying them up and fucking them to get the locations of said vibrators out of them.
Well I SAID the plot was ridiculous.
One of the women captured is Angie, played by Troye Lane. Troye is an unhappy captive, her expression and attitude expressing mostly indifference and dull anger which is carried on throughout her big sex scene, which is an amazing scene, actually. It’s the reason I decided to write this review. Here’s a vidcap of the scene:
Poor Angie. Naked, tied up, and sucking on Ron Jeremy's cock while Eric Edwards fucks her pussy and Sharon Mitchell soliloquizes.
The reason the scene is so good is that as Madam Suque’s henchmen are raping Angie head and tail at the same time, Madam Suque delivers a strange little soliloquy. To wit:
Lady Suque: In the end it is good not to care at all. But I can't help it, I get caught up in caring.
Henchman: What do you care about, boss?
Lady Suque: I care about power. I want my power to run though myself alone. I can't wield my power effectively through others. It's limited to me, my own control over my own actions. I find myself powerless. I can hate as much as I want, or want something as much as I like, but all this humanity gets in the way. You know, I actually feel completely and effectively trapped.
Angie: Mmmph!
Lady Suque: Poor dear. You feel the same way, too, don't you??
Actually, there’s more, but that sets the tone for you. And while it’s not the greatest soliloquy since Shakespeare, it’s so far ahead of most porn movie dialogue it might as well be. What makes it especially effective is poor hapless Angie hanging in the ropes and being fucked in the mouth and pussy and being unable to move. Mitchell plays her role as almost a comic book villian, speaking almost all of her lines archly. Think kinky Cruella DeVille. It works strangely well for the soliloquy, her archness contrasting sharply with Angie’s stubborn anger despite her helplessness.
I’ll put a link down below so you can watch Smoker on your own and decide for yourself if I’m right about the scene. The soliloquy starts at the twenty minute mark, though there is a lot of sexual bondage with Angie prior to it, and some more nice dialogue from Sharon.
The writing and directing credits are given to Veronika Rocket, a female director in the early days of porn. I don’t know if the scene was a happy accident or an intentional success. I would like to think it was an intentional success, and given how powerful it turned out to be, I hope it was. But many scenes argue otherwise.
However, Veronika Rocket knew EXACTLY what she was doing when she wrote that soliloquy, and I suspect she knew what she was doing when she directed that scene with Angie suffering helplessly as Madame Suque spoke.
Here’sthe URL for Smoker 1983 on the PornOne website. The action starts exactly twenty minutes in.
However, the rest of the movie has flaws, serious flaws, even by porn standards. The worst flaw is that much of the movie is seriously underlit. Some of the scenes are almost entirely dark. The worst example is an earlier scene in Angie’s bondage rape, where she’s tied standing up in the doorframe and is being DPed by Jeremy and Edwards. Early on they shift the camera POV to on the floor looking up from between everyone’s legs so everyone can get a good view of Tabs A and B going into and out of Slots C and D. The lighting is so bad that many of the frames are pitch dark, many other are just pink blobs in the darkness. I don’t think there is a single scene where you can see both cocks going in and out of both holes. One or the other is always in shadow.

If there were a video on how not to shoot a DP scene, this movie’s scene would DEFINITELY serve as an example.
There are other issues, too, but let’s talk now about Hallucigenia. Hallucigenia is an animal found in the Burgess Shales that dates back to the Cambrian explosion. Here’s an artist’s reconstruction of it:Hallucigenia. What a hopeful little monster. Very well named little fella!
Image source: From this Youtube video.
You have to admit, it’s one of the weirdest things to ever crawl on the ocean bottom and suck mud, and that’s saying something in a world where creatures like this exist:
Image source: I found this image on Youtube somewhere a long time ago, and I couldn't leave it behind.
And I think Hallucigenia is linked to Smoker in that Smoker also came into a time when porn had made a leap to a new cultural niche. The home videotape machine brought porn into every household. Every guy who wanted to watch porn could do so, easily, with the purchase of a VCR and a videotape. Or later, the rental of a videotape. Porn suddenly had a huge new market to exploit, and no one was sure what form of porn would work best for that market.
That’s why we had a lot of porn films that were kind of like real movies. That had plots and dialogue over and above, “Wanna fuck?” Yeah!” boomchickawowow.
And I think Smoker was one such film, if only in the mind of Veronika Rocket. It never caught on, but it had something to it. What if that dialogue had been noticed, and emulated in BDSM videos? Could have been a whole different world.
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Friday, August 1, 2025
Thanks For A Great Smashwords Summer Sale!
Thanks for a great Smashwords Summer Sale. I am not at liberty to reveal how much I made, but I CAN reveal that my goldfish are going to be eating like goldfish kings! Yeah, THAT kinda money! Also, "Rich Bitch, Prison Bitch" is now perma-free! Enjoy!
Five Is A Crowd, A Throbbing Crowd
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