Surprise!

Civitai cutie says: "Enjoy your stay on this page."

"I guess she CAN put that there!"

Image source: Kink.com video 9084, "No Boys At This Party" starring Katie Kox (poled) and Bobbi Starr (not shown, but probably on the other end of that dildo pole). Katie is really working those eyes of her, and to great effect.

Before There Was Hot Tub Time Machine, There Was...

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A Guy Agog Over Lady Gaga!

Lady Gaga: If she'd stop treating her hair like it was a bad wig and take off the clown makeup, she's be a DAMN fine looking woman. Image source: Publicity photo.
Lady Gaga has announced that she enjoys submitting sexually to men, according to an article in The National Ledger.com, a national ledger of some country or other, possibly the USA.

Gasp!

And I believe her! I mean, she's done her share of photoshoots that involve actual bondage.

Gasp!

Now the question is: Who would want her?

I mean, she's attractive enough when she isn't slathered in makeup, I'm not going for a cheap shot here. But she's a major recording artist, she does tours, does publicity stunts, attends premieres, generally keeps pretty damn busy. I mean, being a submissive/slavegirl takes time! There's the tying up of her! And the fucking of her, and dom/sub sex is not ten minutes and out. There's foreplay. There's teasing. Spanking. Long submissive cock sucking, you want her to have a chance to really WORSHIP your cock, express her feelings of submission and desire as much as she could ever want to, and prolong your pleasure while she's at it. And of course there will be much time spent driving Lady Gaga to the point of orgasm and then making her beg to cum before you even START fucking her, and that's really time consuming because you want her kind of screaming into the gag and crying a little bit with the intensity of her need to cum.

And then after you've fucked her there's the untying of her and the cuddling with her to get her back down to earth, and the thing is, doing this sort of thing properly takes several hours. And this doesn't even include whipping, caning and flogging, which adds another whole layer of time.

And when does a celebrity like Lady Gaga have that kind of time? Who wants to battle with agents, managers, personal assistants and personal trainers for their slave's time? I suppose it might be a worthwhile use of the time for her if she made a sex tape that could then be leaked to the public with the usual faux-outrage that it happened, but who wants to have to treat a director shouting "Cut!" as a safeword?


"What does he mean, 'four hours?' I've got a shoot for Mademoiselle in 45 minutes!" Image source: Whipped Ass.com.
So there are logical reasons why no one would want to accept Lady Gaga's submission, but let's be real ... Lady Gaga has MILLIONS of reasons why a man WOULD be willing to accept her submission. Plus ... a great rack!

Ksenia Solo and Asphyxia Noir: Celebrity Clones

Left: bondage model Asphyxia Noir. Right: "Lost Girl" TV star Ksenia Solo. Image source: left, Sex and Submission.com, right: vidcap from "Lost Girl".
So, Ksenia Solo plays a hot Goth girl on the SyFy Channel's new TV series Lost Girl about a couple of hot young goth girls (one of whom is a Fae, a succubus in fact, making for much edgy sex, by American TV standards) who gets involved in a secret near-war the Fae (i.e., fairies of various stripe) are having. The Fae live among us and keep their identities secret, but they've got magical powers alrighty. It's all very urban mythology and it's a pretty good watch. (Psst. It's actually a Canadian science fiction TV series that is now in its second season, which is why it's so good.)

Asphyxia Noir is hot Goth model who sexes it up on Sex and Submission. Quite a resemblance eh? I'm thinking this is more definite proof that mad scientists are cloning Goth hotties for some reason. Not that you need a reason!


Try not to think of this next time you watch "Lost Girl"! Good luck! Image source: same as before.

Realization!

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Happy Thanksgiving

And when that special slave of yours gets the turkey all trussed up and stuffed, don't forget to get HER all trussed up and give her a vigorous and prolonged stuffing later in the day ... so that ALL will have a very Happy Thanksgiving! Have a great turkey day all! Image source: Dominated Girls.com.

Bright-Eyed and Buzzy Tailed

"Ease off -- she's gonna blow!"
LOVE that expression! From the folks at Sex and Submission, of course.

Continuity Error

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Naomi Campbell Bound and Gagged: Firsts in Bondage Fixed

Naomi Campbell looking gorgeous and gagged.
Naomi Campbell joins the beauties in our Celebrity Bondage section of Bondagerotica, having posed au distresse' for a Spanish fashion magazine called V.

And I discovered that many of the image links in my Firsts in Bondage chart were not working thanks to an interested reader pointing out that Holly Hunter made the Nude Spreadeagle category for television way back in ought-nine. So I fixed them all, every damn one of them, when I updated the chart to include Holly's bound and naked butt. So if you've been frustrated with the chart because a lot of the links don't work ... try again, I fixed it. Really!


Holly Hunter's bound and naked butt makes television history ... of a sort!

There Goes the Grade Curve!

“So you‘re the little lady who thinks she knows how to do long division using Roman numerals! Well, let me tell you something, sister -- we‘re ROMANS and we can‘t figure it out!”

Image from some peplum or other.

America Answers The Energy Challenge With -- Woman Power!

As part of important research projects aimed at solving the energy crisis, scientists are now experimenting to see if women can power electric cars with their nipples. They don’t really believe it’s a likely theory, but they really enjoy conducting the experiments.

Image source: vidcap from "Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS."

Modern Medicine

At Roissy Reproductive Health Services, no effort was spared in making patients' stay as uncomfortable as possible.

An image from the 10-part miniseries of "The Story of O" courtesy of the Moviebond guy.

Playa Bound

Sand gets in everything!

Remember when I said I'd show you an image very much like the one in Plazabound only from a modern day event? Well, here it is -- an image of a stark naked woman staked out on the desert floor while other people blithely bicycle past her. It is NOT a scene from a movie or a bit of performance art.

It's Dee Luvbight of LuvBight.com having a great time at the annual Burning Man festival. Burning Man is an annual festival held during the week prior to Labor Day in the Black Rock Desert about a hundred miles outside Reno, Nevada ("right next door" by Far West standards). And the rules really are different at Burning Man, as you can see, not "different" in that fakey, kitschy wan Florida advertises its differences.

We're not sure what the cyclists think of the naked woman with the rings in her pubes lying staked out on the salt flats with her legs spread wide, gagged and blindfolded. But we ARE sure that hubbie Mick Luvbight took the pictures and stood by ready to pull up stakes, so to speak, if Dee had gone all safeword-y on him.


Of course the cyclists could be a bit blase because they've seen such things before at Burning Man ...