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Magi Slave Girl Anime

It's not what you think it is, I think ... though it is Slave Morgiana from Magi Slave Girl. Image source: vidcap of Magi Slave Girl.
Found this on a site called "Sankaku Complex." While images like this and MUCH more explicit than this are commonplace in hentai and ecchi, the toon this vidcap is from is apparently an actual anime. So anime fans who like a little slavegirl hottitude in their stories might want to check it out. I personally have grown tired of hentai and ecchi, they're too porny and predictable nowadays. Call me jaded.


Image from the hentai Maison Plaisir. The male characters' mother and sister prepare to have a cocksucking contest. Hentai may be predictable once you've seen a few, but they're still fucking weird. Image source: vidcap of Maison Plaisir.

Bondage Hangman

"May I buy a vowel, Mistress?"
My flying monkeys found this pleasant little time-waster from Ucogi Games, a free Web game called "bondage hangman." The blonde above is suspended by her wrists, starting out fully clothed. Each time you guess a letter wrong, a whip lashes one item of clothing off. If you can guess the word before she is reduced to just her thong, you get to lash her more whiles she hangs by her wrists wearing only the thong.

Not being into lashing, I don't find the winning reward all that much fun, but the game itself is still Hangman, and the visual is MUCH, MUCH nicer than the stick figure on a scaffold.

It's Idiot Smuggler Girl!

”No, Mr. TSA man, that's not a suitcase, it's my hat! Really! Say, want to do a pat-down?”
From the bizarre and often silly land of Japanese fanservice statuettes, we have the incredible Suitcase Girl. You'd think the suitcase on her head would make getting around difficult, but the statue is probably based on some Japanese anime heroine who's really a robot in the shape of a ludicrously luscious young hottie. She can probably see through her bellybutton and can level whole city blocks with her underboobage. (It's an explanation that probably makes about as much sense as the real explanation does.)

Samurai Gun Fun

I found the vidclip this vidcap is from on Youtube recently. Check it out fast, before some asshole jerk reports it for something or other. There are a LOT of related videos. Just click on the pic to see the vid. The vid is dubbed in German, which adds a whole new layer of weird to it.

Car Keys Lost and Found

"I don't care how far in they went, young lady! You'll get the car keys out right now!" (Image from the adult anime "Darling.")

A Whole New Waldo

Sometimes, it's not finding Waldo that's fun, it's looking for him. I could play THIS kind of "Find Waldo" game for hours! Click on the pic for another, much LARGER pic than this blog will allow, where Waldo lurks ... somewhere.
I don't have a source for this artwork ... looks like a scan from a magazine ... but I'd LOVE to know, so I could publicize it and buy myself a copy if it's got more stuff like this!

That Overstuffed Feeling

Ever get that overstuffed feeling?

Image from the Wordsworth hentai saga.

The Angel Blade Hentai Series

It's hentai time, where the kickass fighting babes get captured and molested a LOT before they finally win the day.

This week I'm taking a break from Women in Prison films and reviewing the hentai Angel Blade. I've picked Angel Blade because it is the perfect thing to watch in the background on television while doing other things. This is not an insult -- it's very hard to find programming that works as such. It has to have enough good stuff that you've got an excellent chance of being rewarding when you pause to check it out, it has to be pointless enough that you don't have to know the plot to enjoy what you're seeing, and it has to avoid distracting you from whatever you are doing like, say, hardcore porn would. That's the train of thought that led me to write my essay on Why Isn't There A Naked Woman Dancing Channel?

In the Angel Blade hentai series, I've found something that fills that bill. I figure that it will increase productivity for people who work at home by a good 5 percent. I await the thanks of a grateful nation.

Eiken: Ecchi Comes to the US Mainstream

It's not what it looks like! (No, it's exactly what it looks like.) Vidcap from "Eiken."

Now appearing on my website is a review of Eiken, a Japanese anime of the type known as ecchi anime in the US. (In Japan, ecchi means the English letter H, which in the case of anime means hentai, adult anime, in other words, ecchi and hentai are synonyms.) In the US, ecchi means sexually-oriented anime aimed at teens -- no hardcore imagery, not really any softcore imagery, but the anime are typically about sex and nothing else, and typically include lots of events which look just like sex but aren't really sex at all, which deeply embarrass the eminently embarrassable male protagonists. Blushing virgins, every last friggin' one of them, with a penchant for winding up with their faces in women's crotches for perfectly innocent reasons. There are also some fairly explicit fantasy sequences (see above).

Yah, I know. Makes no sense. But it's fun.

Anyways, for a long time ecchi have been available in the US on a 'those who know' basis, i.e., on sale at some video stores and online. But I haven't seem them on cable TV until I saw Eiken on the Encore Action Channel awhile ago. I thought it was a momentous enough moment to take note of. Not that anyone else has.

Check out my review, with caps proving just how naked and sexy Eiken and other ecchi can be, at this link.