Jackson, Swift, Strahovski and Mirren In Bondage; Frazetta on Thoris!

Yvonne Strahovski can't complain!
Yvonne Strahovski, Janet Jackson, Taylor Swift and Helen Mirren have been dragged kicking and screaming ... well, trying to kick and scream ... into the Celebrities in Bondage department of Bondagerotica. Yowzah! Even Helen Mirren gets a Yowzah! She was a really naked hottie back in the day! You can check them out here!

In other news, Frank Frazetta's contribution to the world's supply of sexy Dejah Thoris imagery is recognized in our Search for the Real Dejah Thoris. Man was a genius ... of COURSE he got the memo on naked Dejah Thoris!

Fatal Conflict and Sleeping Dogs Reviewed

Now THIS is slavegirl imagery!!!
The image above is from a mainstream science fiction film. No, really, I'm not kidding. It's not a castoff from some fetish site, it's from "Fatal Conflict," a science fiction film starring Kari Wuhrer and Leo Rossi. At one time, you could rent it in video stores like Blockbuster and watch it on premium non-porn cable channels like HBO and Cinemax. You'll recall from my piece on The Mass Gag Anomaly that it's one of three mainstream films and/or TV shows that have used gag imagery to visually define slavehood. The imagery in Fatal Conflict and Sleeping Dogs is perhaps the most powerful of any of the three.I review Fatal Conflict and Sleeping Dogs (both of which use the same clips) on Bondagerotica, paying special attention to the slavegirl imagery including any wonderfully attractive butt and breasts that might be in them (see above).

Prison Overcrowding Solved

"Um, I have to go pee." "That's why the floor is grillwork, honey."

The cells at the Arnold Schwarzenegger Prison for Women had been designed to sleep two in very close quarters. Then as overcrowding in women's prisons, including Arnold Schwarzenegger Prison for Women, had continued, they put in bunk beds so the cells could sleep four in great discomfort.

It was when the staff begin duct-taping inmates to the ceiling so the cells could sleep six in incredible discomfort that inmate #5707 had cried, "Oh, why doncha put us in cages the size of our own bodies and be done with it, bitches?"

"Why that's a VERY good idea, 5707," the guard had replied. "I'll pass it on to the warden."

And thus the Individual Total Safety Sleep-Eez Cell was born. It came with a built-in brank so inmates wouldn't make too much noises when confined to their individual cells, possibly disturbing one another's sleep. (Some inmates complained that it was very hard to sleep standing up with a gag locked in your mouth, to which the response was, "What do you think we're running here, a luxury hotel?"

When a civil lawsuit was brought before the Supreme Court alleging that the Individual Total Safety Sleep-Eez Cell constituted cruel and unusual punishment, Judge Antonin Scalia wrote a decision saying, "What the hell, we're all Bush appointees, we're OK with torturing prisoners and, well, everyone for that matter."

And thus the problem of prison overcrowding in America was solved, since you could hang the Individual Total Safety Sleep-Eez Cell from almost anything.