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Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Woman of Blood Island


"Lean to the left, we're picking up a port breeze!"

After repeated attempts to propel their craft by motorboating her breasts had failed, he finally realized that she was a broad and if he used her for a sail she would be a broadsail, a perfectly nautical thing. He had no idea why she kept calling him crazy, he imagined she was just angry at being tied to the mast like that, but after all, being tied to the mast was what happened to broadsails!

Image source: It's art from the cover of an old paperback called "Woman of Blood Island" by John Slater. There's virtually no other information about it that a quick Google search can find. There have been a lot of Grade B horror flicks set on "Blood Island" also other World War II prison camp movies. Google Books acknowledges the existence of "Woman of Blood Island," but Amazon only acknowledge the existence of a book of poetry by John Slater. The cover art for the novel is probably better than the novel itself: a strange image that makes no sense -- that's they way I like them!

By the way, in his book "Imaginative Sex" John Norman warns us all never to tie someone up on a boat. Apparently, it's very dangerous, I guess because boats have that "sinking" thing they sometimes do. So be warned!

2 comments:

Jonty said...

Let's see now;
I wonder if at any point he was tempted to MAST-urbate!
or...
If he did, that would surely make him a W-anchor!
or...
The ideal opportunity to give her a damn good paddling!
or...
"All shipshape and Bristol fashion Cap'n!" (English. Bristols-Bristol City's-titties)

Sorry about that, but if I was any good at this I'd have my own damn blog!

Pat Powers said...

Ok, that was just plain evil! And hilarious!