"Bachelor Number 2, you can have any of the slavegirls we have captured. All you have to do is get to her from your present position ... by crawling without letting any portion of your body get over 18 inches above the floor!" (Turns gas jets on full power.) Image source: vidcap from the movie "How To Get Rid of Cellulite."
I have never seen the movie pictured here, probably because it's Polish. But damn, is that an arresting image, or what? Three different damsels in three different forms of bondage, two of them tape gagged, all of them pretty and dressed in sexy underwear, with three guys in suits opposite them, a flaming floor between them. I had no idea that getting rid of cellulite was so much fun!