Apologies For A Big Swinging Dick

I apologize for all the dick-waggling going on in the Black Label ad at the top of the page. At the same time, I have to point out, it's hilarious. Apparently there's a simple tip, a bit of advice, that will add inches to your dick, and they'll tell you if you just click on the link. Who knew? Reminds me of one of my get rich quick schemes: run an ad saying: "Teach your gagged slaves to stop drooling -- one dollar!" Then when they respond, I mail them my advice: "Teach 'em to spit!"