Nose Typing

Why submissives don't use upper case letters.

She had thought learning Dvorak ten-finger touch typing was hard, but she soon discovered it was as nothing compared to Gorean nose typing.

Image"J Maggie Gyllenhaal from the film Secretary.

Are Waitresses Slave Girls?

"Hi, I'm Maggie Gyllenhaal, I'll be your paga waitress tonight. What would you ...? The alcove? Yes master, right away master." (Grumble Grumble.) "Doesn't anybody eat or drink anything when they go to a restaurant any more?"
For October 12 we update Bondagerotica with an article which answers a question no one has ever asked, except for harried waitresses on busy nights: "Are Waitresses Slave Girls?" We pay particular attention to the concept of paga slaves as developed by John Norman in his Gor novels, as a demonstration of what waitressing would be like if waitresses WERE sex slaves. We don't particularly address what would happen if Maggie Gyllenhaal were a paga slave confined to an alcove for a customer, as seen above. We leave that as an exercise for our readers. Don't wear yourselves out!

The Expression Of A Wish I Never Knew I Made

Now this is walkin’ it doggie style! Image from Maison Plasir, a hentai.

I find hentai to be vaguely miraculous. It‘s as if they were the expression of a wish I never knew I had made. Hentai take my favorite form of sexuality -- sexual bondage -- and creates imagery of it, not just adequately, but really, really well -- and with gusto!

Considering the timid, sloppily done, unimaginative, just plain crappy stuff that constitutes US toons, hentai are kinda miraculous. For example, the image above, a scene from .Maison Plasir,shows a couple who are into sexual bondage having some fun. He’s got her wrists tied to her ankles, and her ankles tied to a broom used as a spreader bar. The scene starts in the bedroom, with him tying her up as shown and taking her doggie style, then it proceeds through the house as he “walks” her doggie style, with Tab A inserted in Slot B the whole time, until they reach the back porch.

There she sort of collapses onto the porch while he hangs onto the doorway and fucks her brains out as they both enjoy the beautiful afternoon.

In tone, it’s very like the happy ending scene in Secretary where James Spader fucks new wife Maggie Gyllenhaal as she‘s tied to a tree in THEIR back yard.


The happy newlyweds frolic in their back yard in “Secretary” also enjoying a beautiful afternoon.

Many hentai are just brain-dead porn like their US vanilla porn counterparts (sadly, like Part 2 of Maison Plaisir), but sometimes, hentai can be interesting, fun and sexy all at the same time … which is vaguely miraculous.


The happy couple enjoy a beautiful afternoon on the back porch, bondage style. Image from Maison Plasir, a hentai.

Jennifer Connelly Gives Me Hope

There's a greasy double dildo between these two butts, and the butt on the left belongs to Jennifer Connelly.

This is why I'm hopeful about some of the more extreme bondage techniques showing up in mainstream films being worn/practiced by A-list actresses someday: because Jennifer Connelly won an Oscar after appearing in a nude double dildo sex scene in the movie Requiem for a Dream. The scene is heavily edited so that major use of the pause button is required to get a clean shot of the action seen above, but there's also a shot of the dildo being inserted (seen from profile so you never see any naughty bits, but there's definitely an image of an oily double dildo between their two butts.

(The insertion scene could have involved a body double, since it was a closeup and you could only see her ass, so I didn't include it. But I like to believe Connelly does her own stuntwork.)

Connelly also did full frontal nudity in Requiem for a Dream though, sadly, it turns out she doesn't shave her pubic hair, which I find hard to believe for someone as unfrickingbelievably hot as her. (Maybe she wears a merkin.)

I totally believe that if it were artistically sound, Connelly would appear in a movie wearing a dental gag and armbinders with her feet in a spreader bar doing two guys at once. She is not fricking afraid to push the envelope sexually, like wimpy-ass "won't do nudity" Jessica Alba.

Fortunately there are other actual hottie actresses to back Connelly up, such as Maggie "I'll totally play a submissive and wear a yoke and a pony girl saddle" Gyllenhaal and Connie "Sure I'll wear a gimp suit and collar and get chained to a spring mattress" Nielson.

The future's so bright I gotta wear shades.

Pony Soldier, Funny Games and Pimpin' Da Bondage

I've written an article called "Pony Soldier, Funny Games and Pimpin' Da Bondage" over at my bondagerotica site. It was inspired by the discovery that Penny Edwards wore a VERY tight bitgag in her scenes in the 1952 Canadian Mountie-worship Western, "Pony Soldier."

Bitgags are extremely rare in mainstream media, maybe because to make them look halfway convincing, they have to be worn kinda tight. And Edwards wore the bitgag in SEVERAL scenes, which meant she spent quite awhile sitting around tied up with that thing in her mouth.

I wondered if there might have been some comment about it in movie mags of whatever, so I did a Google search over 100 sites deep looking for results under several different keywords.

In the meantime, I'd been discussing the way Naomi Watts talked up the bondage for her scene in the upcoming film "Funny Games" over on Brian's Page. I felt Watts was trying to promote the film by talking up the bondage scenes, others felt the talk about the scenes was incidental.

So I did some research ... actually a LOT of research ... looking for evidence that current actresses were talking up their bondage scenes to promote their films, and that actresses in older films didn't do that. The results of my research are detailed in my article. The best resource I found was H's Damsel in Distress Site which has over three dozen interviews with actresses about their bondage scenes, or their feelings about bondage. I also found lots and lots of caps of for the films I researched, all are present at the article site. Check it out, it's a fun article.