Left Holding The Pole

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Acting Aid

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Handling Herself Well Under Trying Circumstances

A little Civitai cutie to keep the algorithm humming. From a Second Life avatar. This looks nothing like the SL avatar.

 It was nice of Master to let her get a grip on something, bound and gagged though she was.

Image source: Kink.com video 31162, "Training A Perfect Little Cock Sucker, Day Three" starring Allie James and Wolf Jenner.

The Pleasure We Fear Today ...

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Warning Tremors

"It's fun to whip her, but it's quicker to lick her." And the guy in this image is teen-girl-popular porn star James Deen. Image source: Sex and Submission.com.
Found an article on Alternet wondering when BDSM became so wildly popular. The interesting element of the article was its date: it was published in June 2010, well before the advent of "Fifty Shades of Grey."

The people at Alternet definitely showed some prescience in running such an article just ahead of Fifty Shades of Grey, clearly someone at the progressive site was feeling the advance tremors of the cultural volcano that is Fifty Shades of Grey.

The tremors were as nothing to the explosion, of course. What the article cites is things like the success of Kink.com and kink no longer being considered a mental illness and Christina Aguilera's kinky outfits she wore in music video, and Aguilera's predecessor, Madonna with her Sex book back in the 80s (which if I recall, was a bomb).

All in all it is weak beer compared to Fifty Shades of Grey, the equivalent of the filler material my flying monkeys brought in for posts to jam in between the tons of stuff they brought in about Fifty Shades this summer -- only scattered over a couple of decades instead of a few months, because there just wasn't that much going on in the mainstream wrt BDSM.

When you got the top three books on the New York Times bestseller list containing a story of bondage, dominance and spanking, fifty million copies sold mostly to soccer moms, and James Deen (see above) an idol of teenaged girls in America, well you are in a WHOLE DIFFERENT BALLPARK. But to be fair, Alternet's contributors knew SOMETHING was up, more than you could say about a lot of the mainstream media.

Of course, some people, such as me, were feeling the tremors six years ago. What can I say? Prescient!

Fifty Shades of Gray Brings More Images of Women in Bondage to Mainstream Media

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Cheerleader Waits In Locker Room

The Central State's Division 3XXX league's play got a lot more competitive when the tradition formed that the cheerleaders of the losing team had to report to the winning team's locker room ready to do whatever they were told to do. Cheerleading tryouts became a lot more competitive, too! 
Image source: kink.com shoot 16725 "The Surprise Date" starring Sensi Pearl and James Deen.
Alternatively: Megan's mom had told her that hanging out in the boy's locker room after practice was no way to be popular ... but Megan found that it had its compensations.

Doll's House Bondage Room

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Rigged for Love

"All right, missy. If THAT rig doesn't make you cum sometime in the next eight hours, nothing will!"

Image courtesy of the Hogtied website. Christina Carter models. She once was a glamour model, and I still find her glamourous, in a bondage-y way.

Truth In Advertising Part 2

Lesbian researchers working tirelessly to settle important issues!

Image source: kink.com shoot 35488 starring Chanel Preson (upright) and Penny Pax (supine).

We asked these two young ladies to participate in the Gorco Bondage Product Test, asking them to answer the question: “What gets your pussy cleaner, slave tongue or the Gorco Magic Coochie Brush?” These two ladies worked far into the night to come to their conclusions. Their answer may surprise you!

(OK, their answer won’t surprise you. It was “slave tongue” by a mile. We don’t know what the hell our marketing department was thinking. Were sorry they ever brought the question up. Please forget that you ever saw this ad.)

Image from Bondagerotica advertiser Hogtied.

Heroes: Spreader Bar, Shackles and Sirik for Ali Larter. Sweet.

“Does this makeup make my cheeks look red?”.Image source: Raffish's DiDClips site (bondageclipz.com)

Heroes had another scene with Ali Larter still imprisoned by Homeland Super Security, still under the McDonald’s fry lamps. This time they made up for past mistakes by shackling her feet as well as putting the spreader bar on her. The super red lighting really screws things up, but we can hope that there will be a rescue soon that will involve breaking the fry lamps and returning things to normal lighting.

There’s also a short bit of her being escorted by a covey of armed guards in prison orange, her hands and ankles chained in a sirik, a clear plastic tube running up to her nose for some reason. It’s not at all well filmed.

And we can hope that the tendency toward more bondage increases. I mean, how do they know Ali doesn’t have super freeze breath? Shouldn’t they gag her? And frankly, a butt plug would be a good idea, but probably too much to be hoped for.

Image: Vidcap from this week’s “Heroes.”

More Thoughts On Heroes

“Let me adjust those chains so you don‘t get too comfortable ...”
I have tried watching “Heroes” a couple of times, but I just couldn’t get interested. No spandex? No capes? The super powers are virtually meaningless without the spandex and the capes!

But I’m really loving “Heroes” now that it’s totally bagging on the Homeland Security Dept. with its Heroes vs. Homeland Security theme. I wanna see Homeland Security types get frozen, fried, carried to great heights and dropped, blowed up real good, and otherwise abused. I’m in, baby!

However, I thought the Tracy in Prison scene could have used some snappier dialogue inspired by the . To wit:

Tracy: I understand the chains and the heat lamps, but why is the NBC peacock on my ass?

Nathan: They don’t call it enhanced interrogation for nothing, baby!

Tracy: All right, but I can handle these heat lamps easily -- I used to work at McDonald’s!

Nathan: (clearly peeved) You’re not supposed to do the degrading confessions until after we start with the torture!

Tracy: What sort of torture?

Nathan: Well, consulting the list of Approved Hot Blond Interrogation Techniques, we’ll start with a chocolate fudge thong, add on a whipped cream bra with nipple cherries …

Tracy: Nipple cherries … mmm, me like! Tell me more!

Nathan: There’s nothing more to tell, it’s degenerated into a bunch of meaningless gibberish and drool. Oh, well, we’ll think of something when the time comes, little lady, you can count on that!


That’s all the dialogue I have right now … the rest is just meaningless gibberish and drool. I’m sure I’ll think of something later.

Heroes Claims A First

“God, working at McDonald’s near the food warmer lamps is a lot tougher than I thought it would be.”

Image source: vidcapt from "Heroes" NBC TV series.

Monday night (February 16, 2009) Heroes had a first for U.S. mainstream television, and perhaps for mainstream television worldwide: In the “Building 26” episode of Heroes, Ali Larter is bound to the floor via a spreader bar attached to manacles on her wrists. A chain extends from each manacle and through a hasp set in the floor behind her, forcing her arms behind the chair she sits in. The chair appears to be bolted to the floor.

That’s some really stringent bondage. It looks very uncomfortable.

It’s also the first use of a spreader bar in US mainstream television. There was a TV movie called “The Fixer” in 1998 that had a spreader bar attached to the feet of a corpse, but it was an erotic thriller kind of movie, more Skinamax that regular television, so I called it a movie in my firsts list. (I have recently been informed of a much earlier movie that will be moving “The Fixer” off the list.)

Unfortunately (and you knew there would be an “unfortunately” just looking at the vidcap, didn’t you?) Larter is chained near heat lamps to keep her from using her super freezing power on people and objects, which means the whole scene is shot in a blurry red glow. Crap. But it’s still a first.

“I understand why you've got my hands chained behind my back, and I understand the heat lamps, but why is there a peacock in my butt?”
"That's what makes it enhanced interrogation, baby."

Nose Typing

Why submissives don't use upper case letters.

She had thought learning Dvorak ten-finger touch typing was hard, but she soon discovered it was as nothing compared to Gorean nose typing.

Image"J Maggie Gyllenhaal from the film Secretary.

Barbie in Bondage

As Barbie's owners age and puberty kicks in, many Barbie dolls find themselves doing very ... different things:

Then she found out why the boys were willing to shell out so much plastic to buy her.

They spent their money to buy her like it was play money -- because it was.


Maybe if some nice female doll bought her, life would be better. She might have to run around naked, but at least there wouldn't be all that sexual bondage the boy dolls seemed to like.


So much for that idea.


She finally gave up and accepted the ballgag as a fashion accessory.

BTW, there's a lot of interesting stuff about female slaves in ancient Greece at fjkluth.com. I don't know that I buy all his or her conclusions. (I mean, the status of free women in ancient Greece wasn't all that far above sheep and goats, how would they be able to stop their husband/masters from fucking the slaves if they were so inclined, however rational the reasoning?) However, it's interesting reading and there are lots of pictures of anatomically correct, naked female dolls in bondage.

The Expression Of A Wish I Never Knew I Made

Now this is walkin’ it doggie style! Image from Maison Plasir, a hentai.

I find hentai to be vaguely miraculous. It‘s as if they were the expression of a wish I never knew I had made. Hentai take my favorite form of sexuality -- sexual bondage -- and creates imagery of it, not just adequately, but really, really well -- and with gusto!

Considering the timid, sloppily done, unimaginative, just plain crappy stuff that constitutes US toons, hentai are kinda miraculous. For example, the image above, a scene from .Maison Plasir,shows a couple who are into sexual bondage having some fun. He’s got her wrists tied to her ankles, and her ankles tied to a broom used as a spreader bar. The scene starts in the bedroom, with him tying her up as shown and taking her doggie style, then it proceeds through the house as he “walks” her doggie style, with Tab A inserted in Slot B the whole time, until they reach the back porch.

There she sort of collapses onto the porch while he hangs onto the doorway and fucks her brains out as they both enjoy the beautiful afternoon.

In tone, it’s very like the happy ending scene in Secretary where James Spader fucks new wife Maggie Gyllenhaal as she‘s tied to a tree in THEIR back yard.


The happy newlyweds frolic in their back yard in “Secretary” also enjoying a beautiful afternoon.

Many hentai are just brain-dead porn like their US vanilla porn counterparts (sadly, like Part 2 of Maison Plaisir), but sometimes, hentai can be interesting, fun and sexy all at the same time … which is vaguely miraculous.


The happy couple enjoy a beautiful afternoon on the back porch, bondage style. Image from Maison Plasir, a hentai.

Back Seat Driving: The Solution

Just move the back seat a little farther back.