Now, that's a well-designed gag. In the sense it has actually been DESIGNED, not some scrap picked up from the prop room floor.
This week over at Bondagerotica, we have a new section on sword and sandal movies. Seems everyone and his cousin is making one right now ... I'll have a list up soon ... and so I have prepared much-needed advice on how to handle slavegirl imagery properly. Hollywood will be SOOOOO grateful. They'll probably make up an Oscar, just for me. Because they just don't get enough free advice on how to do things.