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Thursday, September 11, 2008

Barbie in Bondage

As Barbie's owners age and puberty kicks in, many Barbie dolls find themselves doing very ... different things:


They spent their money to buy her like it was play money -- because it was.



Then she found out why the boys were willing to shell out so much plastic to buy her.



Maybe if some nice female doll bought her, life would be better. She might have to run around naked, but at least there wouldn't be all that sexual bondage the boy dolls seemed to like.



So much for that idea.



She finally gave up and accepted the ballgag as a fashion accessory.


BTW, there's a lot of interesting stuff about female slaves in ancient Greece at fjkluth.com. I don't know that I buy all his or her conclusions. (I mean, the status of free women in ancient Greece wasn't all that far above sheep and goats, how would they be able to stop their husband/masters from fucking the slaves if they were so inclined, however rational the reasoning?) However, it's interesting reading and there are lots of pictures of anatomically correct, naked female dolls in bondage.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Figured the cartoons were bad enough till I saw the hogtied doll!

Quite humourous

Pat Powers said...

Figured the cartoons were bad enough till I saw the hogtied doll!

What cartoons? You mean the webcomic over on Bondagerotica?

Quite humourous

Glad you liked it.

Anonymous said...

"What cartoons?"

You did a few of them. Your last was Angel Blade Hentai.

The hogtied doll was hilarious. It reminded me of awhile back when (?Penelope?) the puppet was on TV and I'd taped it for a collector on Brians not realising it was going to be a puppet.

The wife cracked up so bad I can still bring it up to make her laugh

Anonymous said...

"Glad you liked it."

Oh yeah. Recalling the hassle in the 70's. You'd recall it better, as the doll's boyfriends were advertised on USTV as having sideburns, arm movement and "kungfu grip"
Here of course, came the jokes about the masturbation abilities except the boyfriends had no dicks. Or they had gone to Sweden. Imagine same in the US

When they heard you joking like that they'd threaten to strap you.... So can you imagine how they would have reacted to some of those pictures back then? Hilarious

Pat Powers said...

You did a few of them. Your last was Angel Blade Hentai.

Oh, yeah, those hentai. Well, they're just so full of bondage-y goodness and actual storylines that I can't ignore. Would that we had live-action shows ... mainstream or commercial, I don't care which ... that paid as much attnetion to plotting and characterization.

The hogtied doll was hilarious.

It will be even more hilarious when you learn that I found that image through a Google search, and it was from an ebay sale where the seller had clearly just stripped the clothes off a Barbie doll, hogtied it, and sold as some kind of kinky doll. I wasn't able to find out if it sold or for how much. The data on the sale was gone.

It reminded me of awhile back when (?Penelope?) the puppet was on TV and I'd taped it for a collector on Brians not realising it was going to be a puppet.

The wife cracked up so bad I can still bring it up to make her laugh.


That would be Lady Penelope of the Thunderbirds. And yeah, puppets in bondage is a fairly ironic thing considering they need to have strings tied to them in order to move in the first place.

Pat Powers said...

Oh yeah. Recalling the hassle in the 70's. You'd recall it better, as the doll's boyfriends were advertised on USTV as having sideburns, arm movement and "kungfu grip"

That would be G.I. Joe, who was not really a companion doll for Barbie (that would be Ken) but a doll ... er, action figure ... marketed primarily to boys. And I don't know who came up with the term "action figure" for a doll marketed primarily to boys, but man, that was fucking marketing genius.

Here of course, came the jokes about the masturbation abilities except the boyfriends had no dicks. Or they had gone to Sweden. Imagine same in the US

Oh, yeah. Also, plenty of jokes about Barbie and her lack of feminine naughty bits ... especially considering what a rack she had.

When they heard you joking like that they'd threaten to strap you.... So can you imagine how they would have reacted to some of those pictures back then? Hilarious

In the U.S., BDSM wasn't taken off the Official List of Mental Illnesses (something called DMS IV, I believe) until the 1980s. So they might not necessarily have been joking in all instances.