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Sunday, April 21, 2013

I Am Returning Glori-Anne Gilbert's Breasts

Smuggling basketballs or soccer balls? It hardly matters: these breasts are too big! Image source: BabesRater.com

Well here's Glori-Anne Gilbert with the pornstar equivalent of body dysmorphia. I like large breasts but her breasts are too large. Glori-Anne's breasts USED to be just the right size for me. In fact, I liked them so much that I stole them, years ago, for some artwork. But I cannot in good conscience keep them, so I am returning them.

Glori-Anne's breasts in the old days, when they were merely "large." Image source: Babepedia.com.

Once breasts get past a certain point, they stop looking just "large" and start to look "deformed." "Mmmmmm!" turns into "Eeeeeew!" Thus it is with Glori-Anne, and that's why I am returning them. I imagine others may find them still attractive at that size, it's a matter of personal tastes and I KINDA see there's nothing rational about it hence no judgment here, but ... really. You just know the skin of her breasts is stretched tight as hell over those things, and they don't move in any kind of natural way or look at all natural. A shame, her face is still as pretty and wholesome-looking.

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