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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

The Lambada of Bondage Ties


“Are those my legs or your legs?”
“I have no idea! I‘m not even sure which set of legs you’re talking about!”


Here we have two bondage models (On the left, Darling from Sex and Submission and Angeline from Fucking Dungeon tied in the position known as the “pushme-pullyu,” a bondage position so scandalous that we can only show each model involved from the shoulders up. It is said that the position is so sexually powerful that you can impregnate a woman tied in it just by looking at her funny. It involves a combination of a pile driver and a wrist ankle tie and application of the topoligical theory behind the Mobius strip.

Known as the “lambada of bondage ties” it has been outlawed in 27 countries and the city of Cincinatti, yet curiously, Boy Scouts can still get a merit badge for demonstrating mastery of it.

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