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Showing posts with label Jabba the Hutt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jabba the Hutt. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 3, 2025

Re-Evaluating Her Life Choices


Naked and covered in green Hutt spooge, Slave Liea could only stare at Han Solo frozen in carbonite and wonder, "What did I ever see in that guy?"

From a sensational series of Slave Leia comics by Alex Bridger. Bridger has vanished from the Interwebs but his art will be an enduring testament to his talent, and can still be easily discovered via Unsafe Google Search.


Wednesday, June 25, 2025

Hispanic Trump Voter Leia


Art by Haden. Possibly one of the best, most imaginative Slave Leia bondage images. Maybe THE best.

In most images of Slave Liea she's either a helpless damsel in distress struggling to survive while being used and abused by Jabba and his minions, or a fearless princess in chains, being used and abused but bravely resisting.

But this Slave Leia is not like any of the others. Her spirit has been utterly broken and she has been changed by her experiences as Jabba's slave. She lies on her back, totally naked except for her collar, chain, cuff and boots, fondling her breasts and toying with her pussy using her ponytail while gazing at the viewer with self-satisfied disinterest. She looks petty and utterly confident and satisfied with her status as Jabba's favored pet slavegirl, with just a hint of a frown on her lips conveying her petulance. 

She is NOT the Slave Leia of the movies, the books, the comics and most other fanart. She's just a spoiled little toy for Jabba, and utterly content to be that. All the courage, the wisdom and the good-heartedness that characterized Princess Liea has been eaten away at by all the sex, filth and degeneracy she has experienced as Jabba's slavegirl, replaced by petty narcissism and inner ugliness that matches her physical beauty and sexual availability. (To see the sort of things that led to her breaking, just turn off Safe Search and Google "Slave Leia bondage sex" and you'll find plenty.) Slave Leia will fuck anyone Jabba wants her to, with enthusiasm, becase she has accepted her role as Jabba's pet fully.

I may be reading too much into this picture but I honestly don't think I am. Haden was very economical in his use of line art but he nailed Leia's pose: she does look utterly relaxed, her face is a mask of indifference with just a trace of what might be petty vindictiveness. Her body has a certain sultriness to it, you can easily imagine her legs spreading wide for whatever Jabba wants without a hint of shame. She's Jabba's favorite and she likes that. Her highest ambition is to remain Jabba's favorite forever.

Unfortunately, Jabba is of course scum and now that he has Slave Leia broken she will soon bore him, and into the rancor pit she will go, her face a mask of hurt and betrayal.

That's why I think of this Slave Leia as Hispanic Trump Voter Leia. Her big friend that she adores will not protect her, not at all.

Absolutely brilliant work by Haden. That said, I conducted a Google search and was unable to find anything about Haden. It looks like Haden has pulled down any trace of his existence as an artist on the Web, a pretty common thing for artists who have either figured the game isn't worth the candle or that are being pursued by lawyers, like Disney's for instance.

Adding to the confusion, the artwork above has also been watermarked by Shabby Blue who has MANY artworks out there. Even he is hard to locate for sure. Best I could do is a site called indigocreations.net that is not secure, and you have to register to visit, so I didn't bother. 

Mostly I found dead links to inactive sites. There is a "Shabby Blue Profile" site on DeviantArt but it only has three pics on it and many people say it's not by Shabby Blue. I did find some speculation that Haden and Shabby Blue are the same person, but absent evidence, that's all it is, speculation.

As always, if anyone has better info, please feel free to comment. 

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Jabba the Hutt Has A Celebrity Clone: Roger Ailes

Check out those crazy Jabba the Hutt eyes on Roger Ailes, the head of Fox News.
Image source: Reality! Fair and balanced reality!

So I saw this pic of Roger Ailes and those eyes of his just screamed that he was a celebrity clone of Jabba the Hutt. In human form of course. But really, if he were a Hutt his appearance would not change much. He'd look a lot like this:

That's Ann Coulter playing Slave Liea to Ailes' Jabba the Hutt like she always does on Fox News. Image source: Reality also, of course. Imaginary reality, you know, the one they cover on Fox News.

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Slave Leia In Metal Bikini Bondage

"Oh, great, nowq I have to sedcucwe and fuck every gangster that visits Jabba's palace. How am I gonna explain this to Han?" Image source: Second Life avatars.

A few years ago I wrote a some fanfic/slash based on Slave Leia's appearance in Star Wars. I dressed it up roman a clef style, changing the names and locations to protect the guilty, then put it in my Powerspack of Short Stories. The Powerspack is out of print now since Mobipocket shut down, so I've decided to rerelease Slave Leia in full fanfic format so Star Wars fans in general can enjoy it. I have an ulterior motive: maybe they'll like the rest of my stuff that IS in print. Well, we'll see what happens. In the meantime ... enjoy!

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

James Deen: The Dom Heartthrob


"OMG! He's so CUTE!" Image source: Sex and Submission.

James Deen is an actor/model who plays the role of dom in a lot of Sex and Submission.com videos, as well as working for other online adult filmmakers. And he's getting press as being, not just a porn star ... but a pornstar who appeals to women.

It's no secret that women are watching ... not just reading ... porn in increasing numbers. But since porn's audience has historically been male, those women who watched it generally had to pick from among the least ugly male stars who seemed to dislike women the least. Especially in mainstream porn (i.e., vanilla non BDSM porn) women tend to get slapped, spat on and generally treated like crap as part of what now passes for "normal" in porn. It's all consensual, but what the hell, it's not to my taste, consensual or not, and I can imagine a lot of women don't like it, though I'm sure some do. Point is, women who watch porn have to go through an awful lot of rubbish to find gold.

(And yes, I understand that many people would have trouble with the notion that a guy who likes women tied up during sex would cavil at the spitting and the slapping, but hey, I'm not pretending that my sexual fantasies come from a rational part of my brain ... and neither should you.)

Deen seems to be the "guy next door" heart-throb that has been missing in porn. I haven't really noticed him, as my attention when I watch porn is on the women. I'm OK with men being in porn, SOMEBODY'S gotta tie those women up and make them scream in ecstasy right through their ball gags. I'd do it myself but I have other responsibilities, like writing this blog and being married.

I think it's overall a good thing that a male heart-throb has surfaced in porn, primarily because he does BDSM stuff as a dom. As I pointed out in "Hottitude of Servitude" in the Slave Leia section, the fact that Slavegirl Leia is the template for what people imagine is a slave girl means that the template for what most people think of as a dom is Jabba the Hutt. Having handsome young James Deen as the template for a dom is a huge improvement. Hell, he's almost as handsome as me!


"What a nice guy!" Image source: Sex and Submission.