50 Shades of Slave Princess Gaia Available Semi-Free

Cover of "Fifty Shades of Slave Princess Gaia," the short story disguised as a novel that I was not allowed to give away for free.
I've decided to release one of the stories from the Powerspack as a promotional item to get people to buy my novels. "Fifty Shades of Slave Princess Gaia" is an adult parody of the story of Princess Leia when Jabba the Hutt made her Slave Leia in "Return of the Jedi," though of course the names, the facts, the scenes and well, lots of stuff was changed to protect the guilty, i.e., me. In this updated version I have made quite a few editorial changes to increase the humor factor, in fact, the story is now a full 40 percent funnier than it was before -- and it was pretty damn funny before.

Unfortunately Amazon won't let people give away books for free, you have to charge a minimum of 99 cents for each copy (I don't blame them, Amazon would be up to its eyeballs in promotional free books if they let people do that). And Amazon will only give me 35% commission on a 99 cent book so I'm making almost as little on each copy as a traditional publishing author of a $20 hardback makes on each copy sold. But it's a START towards a free work.

Here's my promo copy for Princess Slave Gaia which will convince you it is worth at LEAST 99 cents, possibly as much as $1.04.

If you couldn't get enough of Slavegirl Leia in "Revenge of the Jedi," you're REALLY going to like "Slave Gaia," the story of a beautiful princess captured by a ruthless alien gangster.

This is a story that has it all -- giant, disgusting worms, alien harems, kinky advanced technology and reckless adventure as Floot Skootfluter attempts to single-handedly rescue Gaia armed with nothing more than his Popiel Pocket Saberman!

You'll thrill as Gaia learns what it is to be a slavegirl, whether it's being tied up in sexy ways, tormented in sexy ways, or having sex in sexy ways, as well as being used as alien chewing gum, and other alien practices so obscene they don't even have names.

Can Slavegirl Gaia use her Jiggi mind powers to maintain her personality and avoid being transformed into a will-less sex doll via her addiction to the Hunn slave stalk? Will Flook rescue her? If he DOES rescue her, you can be sure it won't be before several fates worse than death occur! Just click on the link for Chapter One to find out!

Slave Leia In Metal Bikini Bondage

"Oh, great, raped by a giant gangster tadpole. How am I gonna explain this to Han?" Image source: me.

A few years ago I wrote a some fanfic/slash based on Slave Leia's appearance in Star Wars. I dressed it up roman a clef style, changing the names and locations to protect the guilty, then put it in my Powerspack of Short Stories. The Powerspack is out of print now since Mobipocket shut down, so I've decided to rerelease Slave Leia in full fanfic format so Star Wars fans in general can enjoy it. I have an ulterior motive: maybe they'll like the rest of my stuff that IS in print. Well, we'll see what happens. In the meantime ... enjoy!

Naked Slave Leia in Chains

"What if I told you the guy who was fucking me means NOTHING to me, Jabba?"
Image source: This is one of the best of the many images to be found on Paheal's Rule 34 site's Return of the Jedi gallery, which contains many pages of photos, Photoshop fakes and artworks of Slave Leia and friends (including pictures of some Slave Leia cosplayers) that range from just barely PG to Totally Not Safe For Work and Deeply Disturbing As Well. I'm not sure of Paheal's stand on AI deep fakes, but I didn't see anything that looked like a deepfake on the site. But what do I know? Check them out!
This particular image looks like an original artwork and a great one. It's by ninjartist, who has a patreon with tons of cool stuff in it you can enjoy. It's got Slave Leia at her most degraded and desperate, kneeling on her hands and knees, stark naked but for her chains with cum leaking out of her pussy and anus, a hand raised in supplication to Jabba, the monster who is about to send her down to the pit where she will be eaten by Jabba's pet rancor. Her terrified expression and the fact that the face is clearly Carrie Fisher's and also clearly drawn for this image is so powerful. Damn. 

Slave Leia and the Orion Slave Girl

"Bitch! How dare you! You're like, so evil!"

I'm working on an article for my website called "What Should A Slavegirl Look Like? (in a sword and sandal movie). It will be informative, useful, and awesome. While doing research for the story I made an important discovery: the Orion slavegirl from an episode of the Star Trek series Enterprise,pictured above at right, totally stole Slave Leia's outfit from Star Wars 6, Return of the Jedi, as seen above at left on a Dragoncon attendee. Well, at least the back of it. I think someone, possibly Congress, should start an investigation! I understand Sarah Palin would like people not to think about what's going on with Troopergate. This could be the very thing!

Very Important Slave Leia Research at DragonCon 2008

"Greetings from Dragoncon 2008!"

Don't have much witty or fun to say today, because I've been very busy attending Dragoncon 2008 and doing important research for an upcoming article on slavegirls in sword and sandal films for my website, such as taking pics of these two cuties in Slave Leia outfits. Yeah, research, that's what it is ... research.

Slave Leia's Secret

Fanboy erotic overload warning! Slave Leias at Dragoncon in 2007.

Image source: Leia's Metal Bikini.com of course!

Have you been wondering why dozens of attractive young women are showing up at Cons (science fiction conventions, comics conventions, etc.) half naked, chained and collared? Well, I have, because it's really happening, it's not just a fanboy wet dream.

The women are appearing dressed as Slave Leia, an outfit foisted upon Princess Leia when she was held captive by the gangster Jabba the Hutt. It should be noted that the Slave Leia garb only appeared for about two minutes of total screen time in "Return of the Jedi," the only movie in which the costume appears. Most of the time, Leia appears in the white robes of a Senator or the crisp uniform of a Rebel Alliance commander (or whatever her rank was). But the two-minute appearance of Leia in slavegirl garb made much more of an impression than any other costume she has ever worn, to judge from the way it absolutely dominates Leia cosplay at cons.

Why has Slave Leia become so popular 30 years after her initial appearance? I have a theory, and I propound it at length, with lots of visual evidence, in my article on the topic. But I am required by the American Psychological Advancement Association that if you are not already smitten with Slave Leia prior to reading my article, by the time you finish it, you will be. So be forewarned.