Re-Evaluating Her Life Choices

Naked and covered in green Hutt spooge, Slave Liea could only stare at Han Solo frozen in carbonite and wonder, "What did I ever see in that guy?"

From a sensational series of Slave Leia comics by Alex Bridger. Bridger has vanished from the Interwebs but his art will be an enduring testament to his talent, and can still be easily discovered via Unsafe Google Search.

Darth Vader: Worse Than You Knew!

"Oh my god, he's sniffing my leash! What a PERV!"

Image source: Maitland Ward in her oh-so-nice Princess Leia garb and a Darth Vader cosplayer having some fun at a science fiction convention. If anyone knows who took this, please leave a comment.

Slave Leia Nude Bondage Burlesque Dance

Why Chudwahs are not popular.

Well, she's not totally naked, it IS Youtube, but she DOES wear a thong, which means, in essence, naked butt time. And there are cuffs and chains, so the bondage part is there in some of the dance. Short and saucy! Features erotic dancer Olivia BellaFontaine.

50 Shades of Slave Princess Gaia Available Semi-Free

Cover of "Fifty Shades of Slave Princess Gaia," the short story disguised as a novel that I was not allowed to give away for free.
I've decided to release one of the stories from the Powerspack as a promotional item to get people to buy my novels. "Fifty Shades of Slave Princess Gaia" is an adult parody of the story of Princess Leia when Jabba the Hutt made her Slave Leia in "Return of the Jedi," though of course the names, the facts, the scenes and well, lots of stuff was changed to protect the guilty, i.e., me. In this updated version I have made quite a few editorial changes to increase the humor factor, in fact, the story is now a full 40 percent funnier than it was before -- and it was pretty damn funny before.

Unfortunately Amazon won't let people give away books for free, you have to charge a minimum of 99 cents for each copy (I don't blame them, Amazon would be up to its eyeballs in promotional free books if they let people do that). And Amazon will only give me 35% commission on a 99 cent book so I'm making almost as little on each copy as a traditional publishing author of a $20 hardback makes on each copy sold. But it's a START towards a free work.

Here's my promo copy for Princess Slave Gaia which will convince you it is worth at LEAST 99 cents, possibly as much as $1.04.

If you couldn't get enough of Slavegirl Leia in "Revenge of the Jedi," you're REALLY going to like "Slave Gaia," the story of a beautiful princess captured by a ruthless alien gangster.

This is a story that has it all -- giant, disgusting worms, alien harems, kinky advanced technology and reckless adventure as Floot Skootfluter attempts to single-handedly rescue Gaia armed with nothing more than his Popiel Pocket Saberman!

You'll thrill as Gaia learns what it is to be a slavegirl, whether it's being tied up in sexy ways, tormented in sexy ways, or having sex in sexy ways, as well as being used as alien chewing gum, and other alien practices so obscene they don't even have names.

Can Slavegirl Gaia use her Jiggi mind powers to maintain her personality and avoid being transformed into a will-less sex doll via her addiction to the Hunn slave stalk? Will Flook rescue her? If he DOES rescue her, you can be sure it won't be before several fates worse than death occur! Just click on the link for Chapter One to find out!

Why Do Geeks Like Kinky Sex?

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Audrey Hepburn Wears A Ball Gag

Back in the 1950s, Audrey Hepburn's heydey, ball gags were rare and mysterious things, seen only on the likes of Betty Page and other inhabitants of the den of vice and depravity known only as New York City. Which is why it's really amazing to see a picture of Audrey Hepburn wearing one.

Fortunately, there is a rational explanation. It's a fake, a photomanip, but that said, it is one of the very best photomanips I've ever seen, comparable in quality to the fake of Princess Leia in nude bondage I wrote about here. Ropeguy found it on a message board, so hie thee hence to the Bondage Blog and check it out.


If you REALLY want to lure people away from commuting by car, HERE'S the way to do it. Instead of rideshare, it's slutshare! And if you miss your stop ... TOTALLY worth it! Get on the bus, people! Image source: Public Disgrace.

(Grainy, Out of Focus) New Images of Slave Leia Discovered

Here's a vidcap from new behind the scenes footage of the fight over the Sarlaac pit in Return of the Jedi. See the tiny figure in the red circle? It's Slave Leia in action -- well, in a rehearsal -- and that's about as much of her as you'll see. Image source: Vidcap from the video located here.
Hardcore Star Wars fans are all agog over some footage of the filming of Return of the Jedi that has recently been unearthed. It's seven minutes of all-new "Return of the Jedi" behind the scenes footage!

Of course, the real question is, how much of Slave Leia do we get to see? And the answer is, just what you see in the vidcap, a tiny female figure running about, probably Carrie Fisher's stuntwoman. You can watch the whole video here, at Geek.com.

Or you can take my word that it just isn't worth it.


However, the video IS worth seeing to give you some idea of the scale of the sets Lucas worked with one that movie. That's one huge construction there! Seeing it with the trailers and cars parked in front gives you a much better sense of scale than you get in the movie itself. Source: vidcap from the movie cited above.

Here's my feeling: Unless you're a die-hard Star Wars fan, there's a slavegirl waiting in the wings that's going to blow Slavegirl Leia right out of the Iconic Slavegirl market. Her name is Slave Ana, and she belongs to Christian Gray, and yeah, I'm talking about 50 Shades of Gray.


All Slave Leia does is run around in a skimpy slave girl costume for a time. If the movie version of 50 Shades of Gray is anything like as popular as the book, and stays faithful to it (and filmmakers seem finally to have figured out that staying faithful to the original makes for successful movies) then Ana will be the person people think of when they think of "slave giri." Image source: Training of O.com.

Naked Slave Leia in Chains

"What if I told you the guy who was fucking me means NOTHING to me, Jabba?"
Image source: This is one of the best of the many images to be found on Paheal's Rule 34 site's Return of the Jedi gallery, which contains many pages of photos, Photoshop fakes and artworks of Slave Leia and friends (including pictures of some Slave Leia cosplayers) that range from just barely PG to Totally Not Safe For Work and Deeply Disturbing As Well. I'm not sure of Paheal's stand on AI deep fakes, but I didn't see anything that looked like a deepfake on the site. But what do I know? Check them out!
This particular image looks like an original artwork and a great one. It's by ninjartist, who has a patreon with tons of cool stuff in it you can enjoy. It's got Slave Leia at her most degraded and desperate, kneeling on her hands and knees, stark naked but for her chains with cum leaking out of her pussy and anus, a hand raised in supplication to Jabba, the monster who is about to send her down to the pit where she will be eaten by Jabba's pet rancor. Her terrified expression and the fact that the face is clearly Carrie Fisher's and also clearly drawn for this image is so powerful. Damn. 

Star Wars Online Worried About Slave Leia RP I Think

"Jabba WOULD sell me to a Gorean paga tavern! 
Image Source: Second Life avatars created by Pat Powers, whoever he is. (OK, the Slave Leia avatar and outfit were purchased in the Second Life marketplace.)
So my flying monkey brought home a link about Slave Girl Leia, which didn't seem to productive at first glance ... a discussion on what appears to be an official forum of the Star Wars: The Old Republic online RP game. It starts off innocently enough, with an RPer asking where she can get a sexy slavegirl outfit for her character. There are a couple of reasonable sorts of responses, then long about the fifth post the mod rushes in and locks the thread on the grounds that"We ask that everyone hold off on submitting feedback until they have experienced gameplay on Public Test." Check it out here.

Seemed kind of abrupt to me, then the penny dropped. Star Wars is not exactly Gor, but let's face it, the Web is FULL of visual evidence that fantasies about Slave Leia are pretty much all about sex slavery. Or heroic rescues from sex slavery. Often, both! (See above, and below.)

So, Star Wars probably wants to attract that wonderful, mythical FAMILY audience that corporations love so much, and they are probably EXTREMELY leery of all the RP that Slave Leia is likely to spawn, so they're EXTREMELY skittish about it. I mean, it COULD be that the thread was shut down purely for the technical reasons that were cited, but it sure seemed awfully HASTY to me. I'm betting, corporate stuffed shirts gave out orders to put the nix on the sexy slave girl stuff.

Good luck with that, corporate stuffed shirts.

Slave Leia Cheerleaders

Dibba! Dooba! Yibba! Yabba! You kill Bobba, I'll strangle Jabba! YAAAAAAYYYY!!!"
Another thing that HAD to happen sooner or later -- Slave Leia cheerleaders. Of course, the substitution of a gorilla for Darth Vader is an INTERESTING choice, to say the least!

Image source: The flying monkeys found this on Something Weird. It's the NBA's Phoenix Suns Dance Team bringing the sexy on a Clone Wars Night promotion.

Princess of Mars Attempt Fizzles: For Good Reason

"I do not believe we have been formally introduced, Earthman."
Sometimes you just know. This is Traci Lords posing as Deja Thoris for a SyFy Channel cheapie version of Edgar Rice Burroughs' "A Princess of Mars." Burroughs' Mars books have been in development hell in Hollywood since the early Cretaceous. (Disney/Pixar has a more, shall we say, funded version in post production and due for a 2012 release.)

Anyway, this ain't that one, this is one that totally fizzled, and the costume alone tells the tale. It's a clumsily done copy of the Star Wars Slave Leia outfit. Just check the original out, taking note of the patterned metal bra, the metal bikini bottom and the purple mud flaps:


The one, the only, the original Slave Leia!

If they couldn't do any better than a clumsy copy of the Slave Leia outfit for the incomparable Dejah Thoris (she ran about virtually naked in the novels, making her a favorite for illustrators (see my article on that topic here) there's NO WAY the rest of the movie could have been worth a flip. And truly, it was not.

The Simpsons Strike Back!

"Help me, Obi-Kent Brockmani! You're my only hope!"

Marge Simpson has joined the ranks of hotties who have donned the Slave Leia outfit. Further comment would be gilding the lily.

Second Life … It’s Not Just Gor …

Slave Leia, bound and gagged and being fucked by a visiting barbarian mercenary in Jabba’s compound. Click on the pic to see a larger version.
In my general delight in playing at the game of Gor on Second Life, I have neglected to mention the obvious, which is that plenty of other fantasies than Gorean ones are being enjoyed in Second Life. There are well-developed fandoms on Second Life for Star Wars roleplay, Star Trek roleplay and many others. (There’s even a fandom for Star Wars/Gorean crossover roleplay. Heh. Slave Leia strikes again.)

What this means is, if you want to enjoy a fantasy of a bound, gagged Slave Leia dancing naked for a barbaric warrior, or being sexually used by a barbaric warrior, you can probably get that worked out pretty easily. As the illustrations here demonstrate. It was a TRIVIAL thing for me to get a female model in a Princess Leia avvie to dance and fur for my barbaric warrior. It would be a trivial thing for most who know Gor or Star Wars well, because the coin of the realm in the land of roleplay is knowing your role.

What does this mean for you? No more dreaming “what if” about your favorite movie characters. YOU CAN MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE ON SECOND LIFE!!!! In a pretend-y sort of way, granted, but hell, it’s so much more fun than watching a movie and just wishing it were done right, it almost defies description.

But of course, me being me, I’m gonna try.

Very Important Slave Leia Research at DragonCon 2008

"Greetings from Dragoncon 2008!"

Don't have much witty or fun to say today, because I've been very busy attending Dragoncon 2008 and doing important research for an upcoming article on slavegirls in sword and sandal films for my website, such as taking pics of these two cuties in Slave Leia outfits. Yeah, research, that's what it is ... research.

Slave Leia's Secret

Fanboy erotic overload warning! Slave Leias at Dragoncon in 2007.

Image source: Leia's Metal Bikini.com of course!

Have you been wondering why dozens of attractive young women are showing up at Cons (science fiction conventions, comics conventions, etc.) half naked, chained and collared? Well, I have, because it's really happening, it's not just a fanboy wet dream.

The women are appearing dressed as Slave Leia, an outfit foisted upon Princess Leia when she was held captive by the gangster Jabba the Hutt. It should be noted that the Slave Leia garb only appeared for about two minutes of total screen time in "Return of the Jedi," the only movie in which the costume appears. Most of the time, Leia appears in the white robes of a Senator or the crisp uniform of a Rebel Alliance commander (or whatever her rank was). But the two-minute appearance of Leia in slavegirl garb made much more of an impression than any other costume she has ever worn, to judge from the way it absolutely dominates Leia cosplay at cons.

Why has Slave Leia become so popular 30 years after her initial appearance? I have a theory, and I propound it at length, with lots of visual evidence, in my article on the topic. But I am required by the American Psychological Advancement Association that if you are not already smitten with Slave Leia prior to reading my article, by the time you finish it, you will be. So be forewarned.