Civitai Blunders

I've had fun ragging on Tensor AI, Leonardo AI and MageSpace for their blunders, but lemme tall ya... Civitai can blunder an image just as badly as the others. For instance, this image. It is an image to image shot, which means it's meant to make a copy of the original image but gussy it up AI-style. Here's the image it was copied from:

This is a screenshot from Second Life using SL avatars and as you can see, the Civitai version is not an exact reproduction. What I wanted was an image of this semi-happy couple (the Slave Leia avatar appears to be scowling, and I love that) in more human, less cartoonish form. What I got was the two avatars merged into a single human form, the Civitai model I was using apparently not trained for fucking, a fairly common problem on Civitai. So it deleted the woman's hips and made the man's legs her legs. Well, fair enough, I guess. But then it twisted that poor avatar's back 180 degrees and also made it do a kind of loop. I actually think from the way her brawny shoulder and arm are positioned that she is supposed to be fisting herself from behind. 

    The AI also transformed her very nice panel gag into a crappily done cloth gag. But it did give her a humanish patina. Problem is, when you've done what the AI did to that avatar's body, no amount of patina is gonna help.

I did get better results eventually, though not perfect by any means.

Re-Evaluating Her Life Choices

Naked and covered in green Hutt spooge, Slave Liea could only stare at Han Solo frozen in carbonite and wonder, "What did I ever see in that guy?"

From a sensational series of Slave Leia comics by Alex Bridger. Bridger has vanished from the Interwebs but his art will be an enduring testament to his talent, and can still be easily discovered via Unsafe Google Search.

Darth Vader: Worse Than You Knew!

"Oh my god, he's sniffing my leash! What a PERV!"

Image source: Maitland Ward in her oh-so-nice Princess Leia garb and a Darth Vader cosplayer having some fun at a science fiction convention. If anyone knows who took this, please leave a comment.

Hispanic Trump Voter Leia

Art by Haden. Possibly one of the best, most imaginative Slave Leia bondage images. Maybe THE best.

In most images of Slave Liea she's either a helpless damsel in distress struggling to survive while being used and abused by Jabba and his minions, or a fearless princess in chains, being used and abused but bravely resisting.

But this Slave Leia is not like any of the others. Her spirit has been utterly broken and she has been changed by her experiences as Jabba's slave. She lies on her back, totally naked except for her collar, chain, cuff and boots, fondling her breasts and toying with her pussy using her ponytail while gazing at the viewer with self-satisfied disinterest. She looks petty and utterly confident and satisfied with her status as Jabba's favored pet slavegirl, with just a hint of a frown on her lips conveying her petulance. 

She is NOT the Slave Leia of the movies, the books, the comics and most other fanart. She's just a spoiled little toy for Jabba, and utterly content to be that. All the courage, the wisdom and the good-heartedness that characterized Princess Liea has been eaten away at by all the sex, filth and degeneracy she has experienced as Jabba's slavegirl, replaced by petty narcissism and inner ugliness that matches her physical beauty and sexual availability. (To see the sort of things that led to her breaking, just turn off Safe Search and Google "Slave Leia bondage sex" and you'll find plenty.) Slave Leia will fuck anyone Jabba wants her to, with enthusiasm, becase she has accepted her role as Jabba's pet fully.

I may be reading too much into this picture but I honestly don't think I am. Haden was very economical in his use of line art but he nailed Leia's pose: she does look utterly relaxed, her face is a mask of indifference with just a trace of what might be petty vindictiveness. Her body has a certain sultriness to it, you can easily imagine her legs spreading wide for whatever Jabba wants without a hint of shame. She's Jabba's favorite and she likes that. Her highest ambition is to remain Jabba's favorite forever.

Unfortunately, Jabba is of course scum and now that he has Slave Leia broken she will soon bore him, and into the rancor pit she will go, her face a mask of hurt and betrayal.

That's why I think of this Slave Leia as Hispanic Trump Voter Leia. Her big friend that she adores will not protect her, not at all.

Absolutely brilliant work by Haden. That said, I conducted a Google search and was unable to find anything about Haden. It looks like Haden has pulled down any trace of his existence as an artist on the Web, a pretty common thing for artists who have either figured the game isn't worth the candle or that are being pursued by lawyers, like Disney's for instance.

Adding to the confusion, the artwork above has also been watermarked by Shabby Blue who has MANY artworks out there. Even he is hard to locate for sure. Best I could do is a site called indigocreations.net that is not secure, and you have to register to visit, so I didn't bother. 

Mostly I found dead links to inactive sites. There is a "Shabby Blue Profile" site on DeviantArt but it only has three pics on it and many people say it's not by Shabby Blue. I did find some speculation that Haden and Shabby Blue are the same person, but absent evidence, that's all it is, speculation.

As always, if anyone has better info, please feel free to comment. 

"You Can't Put That There!"

"It was then that Slave Leia discovered that the alien woman DID have a that and COULD put that there!"

Image source: this is art by Alex Bridger, a talented artist who has created many online comics detailing the adventures of Slave Leia in the Star Wars universe that are full of wonderful kink imagery. (What's actually going on here is that the alien woman is putting a pony tail butt plug up Leia's ass before taking her out to be sold, I believe.)

 Unfortunately, "Alex Bridger" (very likely a pseudonym) has taken down his Deviant Art page and his Patreon page and generally disappeared from the Web so I can't offer you a generic Alex Bridger page to visit. (No reason is given for his disappearance though it was speculated that Disney's lawyers might have been after him. If so, a real shame, as no one believes Disney is ever going to get into the kinky possibilities of the Slave Leia storyline.) 

However, you can find the comic that this image is from (A Royal Bounty) by visiting this site. You can find all of Bridger's Slave Leia comics online by doing a Google search: Alex Bridger Star Wars -Ezra, or Alex Bridger Slave Leia -Ezra. Be sure and include the "-Ezra" because there's a major character named Ezra Bridger in Star Wars (he shows up in the Ahsoka live action Disney series) and if you don't exclude Ezra you are going to get a LOT of listings about Ezra Bridger and very few about Alex Bridger.

If anybody has more current information about Alex Bridger please feel free to drop a comment. A talent like that deserves recognition and moolah!

Leonardo AI Motion 2.0: A Move Too Far!

It started out as a not-so-innocent Second Life image of a Slave Leia avatar getting fucked by a naked male avatar. Cartoonish but pretty good, especially the annoyed expression in the avatar's eyes as it is bent over the table, bound and gagged and fucked in public. Mm, that's good bondage imagery. But could I get prudish Leonardo AI to create a good still image of such a blatantly sexual image?

Yes we can! I was most concerned about the gag, Leonardo AI has a real problem with gag. You can't even call them gags in the prompts, Leonardo thinks gags are evil bad things and will not knowingly draw them. So I ignored the gag in my prompt and hoped Leonardo wouldn't fuck it up like it has in so many instances. And it not only didn't fuck up the gag, it improved it. It fucked up Leia's shoulder, and made the male avatar's upper thigh skinnier than his calf and made his arm less believable and let's not even talk about what happened to the male figur's hip, but overall, not too bad for Leonardo. But the question is, what would happen if I tried to create a motion video?

I made the Leonardo AI image into a video using Motion 2.0. My prompt was: "A woman rests on a dais, gazing moodily into the distance while a man looms behind her. " Because I sure as hell couldn't say "A woman rests on a dais, her arms bound behind her, as a man vigorously fucks her doggie style from behind." No sex, no bondage, none of that in the prompts. Leonardo's Prompt Enhance feature took my somewhat generic text and made it into: "Woman slowly turns her head, gaze lingering. Man approaches, shadow falling on her, camera subtly zooms in." And I said, "What the hell, I'll go with it." This was a mistake. It somehow came up with two men, one of them little more than a mannequin the other wearing the wisp of fabric from Leia's butt as a loincloth, a much larger loincloth. Also, I knew that botched shoulder would be trouble. Sure enough, I got a case of Disembodied Arm when the AI decided to move her arm for some reason. The bright spot was Leia's face: the gag remained in place as she moved, properly drawn, and her eyes and posture were very expressive. So I tried again.

I used the same image, but this time I turned down the Prompt Enhance option. My prompt was, "A woman rests on a dais gazing moodily into the distance as a man looms behind her." Turns out it was very little improvement. Leonardo AI Motion 2.0 interpreted this as, "Man fucking woman doggie style literally deflates like a punctured blow-up doll. His arm becomes a leg and then falls off as he magically transforms into a bearded man clad in barbaric battle dress who walks away. As the man transforms from a deflated blow up doll to a Roman warrior, the woman's head rotates 180 degrees and the backe of her body magically becomes the front of her body as she crosses her legs and turns to watch the man leave." This was not an improvement over the preceding video at all. The gag remains strong, surviving even the 180 degree head rotation. And her butt interacts with an odd realism to the deflating blow-up man. Overall, though, it's trash. But what if?..

The prompt on this one was, "Woman lies still, man slowly walks away from dais, camera slowly pans to follow him." This was Prompt Enhance's version of my prompt, "Women rests on dais and man behind her rises and walks away." I figured, "Meh, close enough" and went with Prompt Enhance's version. A mistake. What Leonardo Motion gave me was, "Man rises after fucking woman, sliding his cock out of her pussy as he does so. But a nice pair of blue jeans magically appears on his body so you don't see his cock sliding out as he rises. Also as he rises, his right arm gets confused with her leg, which HAD been resting comfortably on the dais, but now lies sprawled hehind her as if he had shoved it aside as he rises. He trots out of the room at  good clip, a true "Wham bam thank you ma'am" kind of guy. Since the camera tracks him we don't get a reaction shot of Leia, which would have been nice. But we do get a shot of another dancer dancing forlornly by another dais, with no one to watch her or fuck her. Ain't that always the way?

And after all that, I gave up. I'd had enough of this visual abuse!

I Know Why The Buffalo Are Exploding

I have so much fun writing. But when I read the posts in the r/writing and r/scifiwriting subreddits on Reddit.com, and so many of them are about all the stress and unhappiness people go through when writing, I have to wonder.

For example, I am really enjoying putting my hot female Nero Wolfe and Archie Goodwin characters through the wringer in “Conquest of Incel World.” In the Rex Stout novels, Nero Wolfe really hates driving (or being driven, he can't drive) in cars, being certain that the car will crash momentarily. Archie is of course a very capable driver, the only one Wolfe trusts, and enjoys Wolfe's discomfiture enormously.

Well I decided that Nitro Wilde, my Nero Wolfe prototype, should also have a terror of being driven. And so should Moxie Maven, my Archie Goodwin character, because on Collar World self-driving cars are the norm, and accidents are exceedingly rare. They're both terrified when they wind up in a car driven by a human, what's even worse, a car driven by a human in heavy traffic made up of cars and trucks driven by humans. Moxie is much less terrified than Nitro, but she feels it, and for this reason is sympathetic with Nitro's terror, rather than simply enjoying it as Archie does with Nero.

(Well, also, Moxie and Nitro are women, who tend to be more empathetic than men.)

As a long-time voracious reader, it's pure pleasure to get in there and really fuck with favorite characters like Archie Goodwin and Nero Wolfe. And doing it in a way that many Nero Wolfe fans would find deeply distressing, well that's just icing on the cake! How can you not enjoy that?


When I read other authors whining about how HARD it is to write and edit, I just have to roll my eyes. Get in there and have some FUN with what you're doing, maybe your readers will have fun with it, too.

Then again, sometimes I wonder if I'm like the Ed Wood character in the movie “Ed Wood.” Ed clearly loved his job, every bit of it, he enjoyed filmmaking, even though he was objectively just awful at it. Maybe when I write my stories, I'm like Ed, looking at random film clips and exclaiming: “The buffalo are exploding, and no one knows why!”

Or maybe I'm the one who knows why the buffalo are exploding.

In a totally unrelated note, yes, some fairly nerdy, geeky things go on at science fiction coventions. But there is also this:

 This was clearly just a shot taken in a con hallway where two Slave Leias are warming up the boys. That's bringing the sexy!

Slave Leia Nude Bondage Burlesque Dance

Why Chudwahs are not popular.

Well, she's not totally naked, it IS Youtube, but she DOES wear a thong, which means, in essence, naked butt time. And there are cuffs and chains, so the bondage part is there in some of the dance. Short and saucy! Features erotic dancer Olivia BellaFontaine.

50 Shades of Slave Princess Gaia Available Semi-Free

Cover of "Fifty Shades of Slave Princess Gaia," the short story disguised as a novel that I was not allowed to give away for free.
I've decided to release one of the stories from the Powerspack as a promotional item to get people to buy my novels. "Fifty Shades of Slave Princess Gaia" is an adult parody of the story of Princess Leia when Jabba the Hutt made her Slave Leia in "Return of the Jedi," though of course the names, the facts, the scenes and well, lots of stuff was changed to protect the guilty, i.e., me. In this updated version I have made quite a few editorial changes to increase the humor factor, in fact, the story is now a full 40 percent funnier than it was before -- and it was pretty damn funny before.

Unfortunately Amazon won't let people give away books for free, you have to charge a minimum of 99 cents for each copy (I don't blame them, Amazon would be up to its eyeballs in promotional free books if they let people do that). And Amazon will only give me 35% commission on a 99 cent book so I'm making almost as little on each copy as a traditional publishing author of a $20 hardback makes on each copy sold. But it's a START towards a free work.

Here's my promo copy for Princess Slave Gaia which will convince you it is worth at LEAST 99 cents, possibly as much as $1.04.

If you couldn't get enough of Slavegirl Leia in "Revenge of the Jedi," you're REALLY going to like "Slave Gaia," the story of a beautiful princess captured by a ruthless alien gangster.

This is a story that has it all -- giant, disgusting worms, alien harems, kinky advanced technology and reckless adventure as Floot Skootfluter attempts to single-handedly rescue Gaia armed with nothing more than his Popiel Pocket Saberman!

You'll thrill as Gaia learns what it is to be a slavegirl, whether it's being tied up in sexy ways, tormented in sexy ways, or having sex in sexy ways, as well as being used as alien chewing gum, and other alien practices so obscene they don't even have names.

Can Slavegirl Gaia use her Jiggi mind powers to maintain her personality and avoid being transformed into a will-less sex doll via her addiction to the Hunn slave stalk? Will Flook rescue her? If he DOES rescue her, you can be sure it won't be before several fates worse than death occur! Just click on the link for Chapter One to find out!

Star Wars BDSM Gear -- But No Slave Leia Gear!

"I guess this must be the part of the Force that penetrates you ..." Image source: little something I made up on Second Life.
And the mainstreaming of BDSM continues, with an Etsy crafts group called Geek Kink introducing a whole line of Star Wars themed BDSM gear. Light saber floggers! Light saber canes! Printed silk Darth Vader themed restraints! Empire Strikes Back paddles! I found out about it when my flying monkeys brought in a story about it on I09, which may lose its "mainstream" media papers if they keep this sort of thing up.

The thing I found most notable about the story was the total lack of Slave Leia paraphernalia. I mean, COME ON!!! You're making Star Wars themed kink toys and you take NO advantage of Slave Liea? What the hell are you thinking, Geek Kink people? I mean, I would suspect maybe they are afraid of legal challenges from Disney, which, let's face it, is known for such challenges. But if you have prints of Darth Vader on your restraints, you're just as liable as if you have a Slave Leia set of cuffs.

I mean, Slave Leia gags! Slave Leia buttplugs! Slave Leia armbinders! Slave Leia metal bikini sex harnesses! I KNOW they must have thought of it. The really interesting question is, why didn't they DO it?


"Yeah, why no Slave Liea gear, GeekKink? Inquiring minds want to know! A LOT of inquiring minds! Image source: LeiasMetalBikini.com.

Jabba the Hutt Has A Celebrity Clone: Roger Ailes

Check out those crazy Jabba the Hutt eyes on Roger Ailes, the head of Fox News.
Image source: Reality! Fair and balanced reality!
So I saw this pic of Roger Ailes and those eyes of his just screamed that he was a celebrity clone of Jabba the Hutt. In human form of course. But really, if he were a Hutt his appearance would not change much. He'd look a lot like this:

That's Ann Coulter playing Slave Liea to Ailes' Jabba the Hutt like she always does on Fox News. Image source: Reality also, of course. Imaginary reality, you know, the one they cover on Fox News.

Why Do Geeks Like Kinky Sex?

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Audrey Hepburn Wears A Ball Gag

Back in the 1950s, Audrey Hepburn's heydey, ball gags were rare and mysterious things, seen only on the likes of Betty Page and other inhabitants of the den of vice and depravity known only as New York City. Which is why it's really amazing to see a picture of Audrey Hepburn wearing one.

Fortunately, there is a rational explanation. It's a fake, a photomanip, but that said, it is one of the very best photomanips I've ever seen, comparable in quality to the fake of Princess Leia in nude bondage I wrote about here. Ropeguy found it on a message board, so hie thee hence to the Bondage Blog and check it out.


If you REALLY want to lure people away from commuting by car, HERE'S the way to do it. Instead of rideshare, it's slutshare! And if you miss your stop ... TOTALLY worth it! Get on the bus, people! Image source: Public Disgrace.

(Grainy, Out of Focus) New Images of Slave Leia Discovered

Here's a vidcap from new behind the scenes footage of the fight over the Sarlaac pit in Return of the Jedi. See the tiny figure in the red circle? It's Slave Leia in action -- well, in a rehearsal -- and that's about as much of her as you'll see. Image source: Vidcap from the video located here.
Hardcore Star Wars fans are all agog over some footage of the filming of Return of the Jedi that has recently been unearthed. It's seven minutes of all-new "Return of the Jedi" behind the scenes footage!

Of course, the real question is, how much of Slave Leia do we get to see? And the answer is, just what you see in the vidcap, a tiny female figure running about, probably Carrie Fisher's stuntwoman. You can watch the whole video here, at Geek.com.

Or you can take my word that it just isn't worth it.


However, the video IS worth seeing to give you some idea of the scale of the sets Lucas worked with one that movie. That's one huge construction there! Seeing it with the trailers and cars parked in front gives you a much better sense of scale than you get in the movie itself. Source: vidcap from the movie cited above.

Here's my feeling: Unless you're a die-hard Star Wars fan, there's a slavegirl waiting in the wings that's going to blow Slavegirl Leia right out of the Iconic Slavegirl market. Her name is Slave Ana, and she belongs to Christian Gray, and yeah, I'm talking about 50 Shades of Gray.


All Slave Leia does is run around in a skimpy slave girl costume for a time. If the movie version of 50 Shades of Gray is anything like as popular as the book, and stays faithful to it (and filmmakers seem finally to have figured out that staying faithful to the original makes for successful movies) then Ana will be the person people think of when they think of "slave giri." Image source: Training of O.com.

Slave Leia In Metal Bikini Bondage

"Oh, great, raped by a giant gangster tadpole. How am I gonna explain this to Han?" Image source: me.

A few years ago I wrote a some fanfic/slash based on Slave Leia's appearance in Star Wars. I dressed it up roman a clef style, changing the names and locations to protect the guilty, then put it in my Powerspack of Short Stories. The Powerspack is out of print now since Mobipocket shut down, so I've decided to rerelease Slave Leia in full fanfic format so Star Wars fans in general can enjoy it. I have an ulterior motive: maybe they'll like the rest of my stuff that IS in print. Well, we'll see what happens. In the meantime ... enjoy!

James Deen: The Dom Heartthrob

"OMG! He's so CUTE!" Image source: Sex and Submission.
James Deen is an actor/model who plays the role of dom in a lot of Sex and Submission.com videos, as well as working for other online adult filmmakers. And he's getting press as being, not just a porn star ... but a pornstar who appeals to women.

It's no secret that women are watching ... not just reading ... porn in increasing numbers. But since porn's audience has historically been male, those women who watched it generally had to pick from among the least ugly male stars who seemed to dislike women the least. Especially in mainstream porn (i.e., vanilla non BDSM porn) women tend to get slapped, spat on and generally treated like crap as part of what now passes for "normal" in porn. It's all consensual, but what the hell, it's not to my taste, consensual or not, and I can imagine a lot of women don't like it, though I'm sure some do. Point is, women who watch porn have to go through an awful lot of rubbish to find gold.

(And yes, I understand that many people would have trouble with the notion that a guy who likes women tied up during sex would cavil at the spitting and the slapping, but hey, I'm not pretending that my sexual fantasies come from a rational part of my brain ... and neither should you.)

Deen seems to be the "guy next door" heart-throb that has been missing in porn. I haven't really noticed him, as my attention when I watch porn is on the women. I'm OK with men being in porn, SOMEBODY'S gotta tie those women up and make them scream in ecstasy right through their ball gags. I'd do it myself but I have other responsibilities, like writing this blog and being married.

I think it's overall a good thing that a male heart-throb has surfaced in porn, primarily because he does BDSM stuff as a dom. As I pointed out in "Hottitude of Servitude" in the Slave Leia section, the fact that Slavegirl Leia is the template for what people imagine is a slave girl means that the template for what most people think of as a dom is Jabba the Hutt. Having handsome young James Deen as the template for a dom is a huge improvement. Hell, he's almost as handsome as me!


"What a nice guy!" Image source: Sex and Submission.

Naked Slave Leia in Chains

"What if I told you the guy who was fucking me means NOTHING to me, Jabba?"
Image source: This is one of the best of the many images to be found on Paheal's Rule 34 site's Return of the Jedi gallery, which contains many pages of photos, Photoshop fakes and artworks of Slave Leia and friends (including pictures of some Slave Leia cosplayers) that range from just barely PG to Totally Not Safe For Work and Deeply Disturbing As Well. I'm not sure of Paheal's stand on AI deep fakes, but I didn't see anything that looked like a deepfake on the site. But what do I know? Check them out!
This particular image looks like an original artwork and a great one. It's by ninjartist, who has a patreon with tons of cool stuff in it you can enjoy. It's got Slave Leia at her most degraded and desperate, kneeling on her hands and knees, stark naked but for her chains with cum leaking out of her pussy and anus, a hand raised in supplication to Jabba, the monster who is about to send her down to the pit where she will be eaten by Jabba's pet rancor. Her terrified expression and the fact that the face is clearly Carrie Fisher's and also clearly drawn for this image is so powerful. Damn. 

Star Wars: The Old Republic Update

Hootchie-kootchie time in Star Wars!
Apparently, players will be able to tog out as Slave Leia in Star Wars: The Old Republic. Here's a slavegirl character doing a hootchie-kootchie on Youtube. You can check it out here. I have also heard there is a "Flirt" option for NPCs. Seems likely that actual players might do more than flirt. As indicated in an earlier post, there are indications that Stars Wars: The Old Republic's owners might be worried about that.

Star Wars Online Worried About Slave Leia RP I Think

"Jabba WOULD sell me to a Gorean paga tavern! 
Image Source: Second Life avatars created by Pat Powers, whoever he is. (OK, the Slave Leia avatar and outfit were purchased in the Second Life marketplace.)
So my flying monkey brought home a link about Slave Girl Leia, which didn't seem to productive at first glance ... a discussion on what appears to be an official forum of the Star Wars: The Old Republic online RP game. It starts off innocently enough, with an RPer asking where she can get a sexy slavegirl outfit for her character. There are a couple of reasonable sorts of responses, then long about the fifth post the mod rushes in and locks the thread on the grounds that"We ask that everyone hold off on submitting feedback until they have experienced gameplay on Public Test." Check it out here.

Seemed kind of abrupt to me, then the penny dropped. Star Wars is not exactly Gor, but let's face it, the Web is FULL of visual evidence that fantasies about Slave Leia are pretty much all about sex slavery. Or heroic rescues from sex slavery. Often, both! (See above, and below.)

So, Star Wars probably wants to attract that wonderful, mythical FAMILY audience that corporations love so much, and they are probably EXTREMELY leery of all the RP that Slave Leia is likely to spawn, so they're EXTREMELY skittish about it. I mean, it COULD be that the thread was shut down purely for the technical reasons that were cited, but it sure seemed awfully HASTY to me. I'm betting, corporate stuffed shirts gave out orders to put the nix on the sexy slave girl stuff.

Good luck with that, corporate stuffed shirts.

Slave Leia Cheerleaders

Dibba! Dooba! Yibba! Yabba! You kill Bobba, I'll strangle Jabba! YAAAAAAYYYY!!!"
Another thing that HAD to happen sooner or later -- Slave Leia cheerleaders. Of course, the substitution of a gorilla for Darth Vader is an INTERESTING choice, to say the least!

Image source: The flying monkeys found this on Something Weird. It's the NBA's Phoenix Suns Dance Team bringing the sexy on a Clone Wars Night promotion.