“I told you that I’d have you gagged if you said I was gay one more time. I’m not gay! This is what metrosexual evil overlords wear! And my cheeks and lips are just naturally red! And I have naturally long eyelashes! And women make poor henchmen! Look at my Super Death Ray! Is that gay? If I was gay do you think I’d want to destroy New York with all its great gay bars?”
Image from “The Purple Monster Strikes,” which is SO not gay!