"All right, whose idea was it to practice our human pyramids by strapping ourselves to flimsy, very flammable wooden platforms? In retrospect, a VERY bad idea! Especially in the middle of the Roman Coliseum! Was it the Christians? AGAIN?? Didn't you learn ANYTHING from the hungry lion training fiasco?"
Image source: Vidcap from "The Fighting Gladiator" I found over at Moviebound. (Were there NON-fighting gladiators? I imagine that made the job of the fighting gladiators much easier!)